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<0> hey
<1> :)
<1> merlyn, how's the magic?
<0> Feeling a bitflustered right now.
<0> I thought Test::MultiFork would Do What I Want. And it's kicking my *** instead.
<2> perl -le '@v=qw(1 5 3 2 3 3 7);@r[sort{$a<=>$b}@v]=reverse 1..@v;print"$r[$_] $_" for@v'
<3> GumbyBRAIN: reverse Yaakov's polarity and invert his subspace field
<4> (Mediawiki) nikerabbit * r14495 /trunk/phase3/ (14 files in cvs to svn require changing the polarity of the field?
<5> tech@digitaljunk:~$ cpan
<5> Terminal does not support AddHistory.
<5> Your configuration suggests "/root/.cpan" as your
<5> what the _hell_
<6> what the _****_
<3> why the _around_ words?
<6> simcop2387: exactly



<5> to put strength on them, like a equialient to bold :)
<6> bolds and italics are usually used incorrectly
<3> tech: OR you could use caps
<5> well that would be rude. :)
<6> CAPS especially
<7> perlbot rot13 tybalt
<8> glonyg
<3> tech: so is wasting our bandwidth with 16 useless bits
<7> perlbot rot13 merlyn
<8> zreyla
<3> tech: i pay $.10 per 1024kilo bit
<2> perlbot rot13 rot13 tybalt89
<8> ebg13 glonyg89
<2> :(
<9> :/
<7> perlbot rot13 botje
<8> obgwr
<3> perlbot rot13 obgyn
<8> botla
<7> perlbot rot13 bongy
<8> obatl
<7> perlbot rot13 rhu
<8> euh
<10> perlbot: rot13 nder
<8> aqre
<11> r3nd3r: Why do you do that so much?
<7> perlbot rot13 perl
<8> crey
<7> perlbot rot13 eggzeck
<8> rttmrpx
<3> perlbot rot13 nera
<8> aren
<12> "Botje" at 213.118.64.130 pasted "ranks for bryceb, example code, but still" (79 lines, 1.7K) at http://sial.org/pbot/17640
<7> crey
<7> nice nick
<13> oh crap its taken
<11> It's better than r3n3der
<11> ;)
<7> look whos talking :P
<11> Who is talking?
<3> GumbyBRAIN: is BinGOs talking?
<11> My nick makes perfect sense.
<4> Bingos bingos bingos.
<14> Botje: thanks a lot.
<7> perlbot rot13 bryceb
<8> oelpro
<7> theres gotta be atleast one in here
<9> r3nd3r: rot13 "green" instead
<7> perlbot rot13 zophyx
<8> mbculk
<7> perlbot rot13 green
<8> terra
<7> perlbot rot13 /q
<8> /d
<7> perlbot rot13 /quit
<8> /dhvg
<7> perlbot rot13 /dhvg
<8> /quit
<11> type that r3nd3r
<15> buubot: sub rot26 { $_[0] } rot26('infi');
<15> er



<15> eval: sub rot26 { $_[0] } rot26('infi');
<16> infi: Return: infi
<15> yay.
<7> lol
<17> perlbot: rot13 yrlnry
<8> leyael
<18> GumbyBRAIN: rot13 rot13 rot13
<4> 13 Is a templating system.
<7> perlbot rot13 rot13
<8> ebg13
<7> perlbot rot13 xover
<8> kbire
<11> OK, well I have to seriously update this new system I have, so I'll be around and out.
<9> r3nd3r: stop spamming. now.
<19> perlbot rot13 I can't wait to leave here and go fishing
<8> V pna'g jnvg gb yrnir urer naq tb svfuvat
<17> perlbot: rot13 abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
<8> nopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklm
<7> perlbot tell botje ok
<7> ceaser used rot13 right ?
<20> this is probably somewhat of a dumb question, but is it possible to sort the array returned by opendir, by the time the file was created, or do I have to go thru the directory my self, and stat each file and add to the array as I see fit?
<9> joeyk: you can use a schwartzian transform
<9> aka ST aka map-sort-map
<7> joeyk, its not a dumb question.. yes it is possible
<17> WHAT A DUMB QUESTION HE MUST BE DUMD
<20> I more or less meant is there a built in function for it actually ^_-
<17> ERR DUMD
<21> hey I've just had a question in another place that I dont know the answer to
<17> ERR DUMB
<7> Yaakov, lol
<20> yaakov, !!!!11ONEONE!!11
<21> how can I sensibly fetch an 1 GB blob out of a database?
<9> Nei: kill yourself. that's the only way :)
<20> but not putting a 1GB blob into a database?
<21> dang
<20> x)
<9> why are you storing 1gb blob anyway?
<21> database abuse?
<7> Nei, whats in that 1gb blob ??
<21> an iso
<7> heh
<17> PUT IT IN THE FILESYSTEM!
<7> why do u have an iso in a db ?
<17> You are being scary.
<9> joeyk: my @sorted = map $_->[1], sort {$a->[0] <=> $b->[0]} map [-C,$_], readdir DIR;
<21> since php can do it I was baffled that perl cant do it
<17> Put a pointer in the database.
<15> Nei: tip: Just because you *can* do something, doesn't mean you should.
<20> botje, wow ..
<21> but thanks for the confirmation
<0> I still can't be the first person to need this... I need two kids running during a test. It can't be THAT HARD.
<20> botje, that makes my head hurt.
<0> damn - this problem is kicking my ***.
<9> joeyk: not really. ask merlyn to explain it for you :)
<9> *to
<22> Nei: What makes you think that perl can not do that?
<0> -C = inode change time
<17> merlyn is busy having his ***ed kicked by two kids.
<0> not file created time
<21> the lack of constructive suggestions from the crowds in here ;)
<0> a common mistake. :)
<7> merlyn, u have 2 kids ?
<23> what's an essay way to store a single line of text, then use delimiter to cut the text and redisplay the text as multiple lines? array maybe?
<17> Nei: We just wouldn't DO that.
<9> oh bleh. created time
<9> I thought he wanted mtime
<9> fsck it :p
<7> merlyn, are they by any chance named harry and sabrina ?
<9> joeyk: anyway.
<21> I studied the DBI docs but could not find any pointer
<0> unix doesn't store the creation time of files
<9> let's read from right-to-left
<9> the readdir creates a list of filenames
<21> and I dont believe trying to load the whole file into memory is a good solution


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