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<0> mauke: Return: $VAR1 = ['64',388];
<1> I NEED A LURKER!
<1> I OFFER A PRIZE FOR A LURKER!
<2> I never win anything.
<1> HAYLO FRAYDO
<1> MA NISHMA?
<3> hey, quick DBI Question. What is the call that tells me the amount of rows to be returned?
<4> There is none!
<4> Yay!
<5> $sth->rows()
<5> but READ THE CAVEATS
<5> since it might not work on your particular driver.
<6> after my script executes a blank page is displayed in web browser. is there a way to have the script execute and after it executes it breaks or something?
<3> hmmm Oracle drive.
<7>



<4> BucWheat: Read the error log.
<3> lemme look see here
<6> i have unmount /dev/sdb1 in my script and then exit(0); and the script does not execute the unmount
<3> that's what I figured it was.
<4> Well, there's generally not a command named unmount.
<6> buu i'm sorry it doesn't break i would like for the program to exit
<6> whoops hehe its umount
<6> talk about a typo
<5> yes.
<5> whoever decides on umount should be shot.
<1> IT WASN'T ME MAN
<1> I PROMISE
<5> YOU SEEM TO ABOUT THE RIGHT AGE TO HAVE DECIDED IT
<5> PREPARE FOR INSTANT VAPORISATION
<2> I knew object oriented abstraction was going to shoot us in the foot eventually.
<8> it costs
<8> *argh* I used the C word :-(
<5> the solution is to amputate your leg so you don't HAVE a foot to shoot
<2> Legless programming!
<8> *argh* perl -MCGI -e1 takes 0.175s :-(
<1> You can determine either my time or my space but not both at once.
<9> try again
<1> You can determine either my time or my space but not both at once.
<8> have cgi scripts always been this slow?
<5> Yaakov: CAN AND WILL.
<2> integral: Yes. That's why people use mod_perl and keep things like CGI.pm loaded.
<9> integral: takes 0.025s here
<8> hmm, so you mean back before we had mod_perl we actually had to wait for our CGI scripts to run? o_O
<8> or was cgi-lib.pl faster?
<1> err
<1> integral: Since the processors, RAM and disk are much faster.
<8> haha, I've found an ancient CGI script of mine!
<10> Where can I find docs on writing POE::Components?
<8> hah, 12th august
<4> rafl: 6th circle.
<2> integral: real 0m0.064s
<8> PLEASE DCC ME YOUR CPUS
<8> ... FOR A CPU INSPECTION
<5> NO. WE NEED IT FOR DECODING PORN
<9> AMD Athlon(tm) 64 Processor 3200+
<4> /dcc integral /proc/cpu
<5> /dcc send integral /proc/kcore
<2> I DEMAND BRIBES
<8> ah, I guess that in Q3 1996 SCO weren't shipping perl5
<2> Ouch.
<11> Hi everyone
<8> ooh, they were only just up to 5.002 that year
<11> I use *nix servers almost exclusively. Now I need to write a script that will send an email from a windows web server. What's the easiest way to do that?
<11> obviously, no sendmail there
<5> install linux first, thus reducing the problem to an already solved one
<1> Wyleyrabbit: blatt
<1> Or... blat I think
<1> One "t".
<4> Wyleyrabbit: MIME::Lite
<11> har har. yeah, I'd do that. It's on a shared host. Not sure if I can run any EXEs



<1> Wyleyrabbit: Then be sad.
<1> Or find a pure-perl module that does SMTP.
<5> like Net::SMTP?
<11> is there a way to get Perl to list the installed modules on a windows machine?
<4> Wyleyrabbit: You have a windows shared host?!
<5> Wyleyrabbit: IIS, right? :P
<11> buu, I don't. It's someone I wrote some code for like 2.5 years ago. Then they moved from a linux server to a windows IIS server, and called to complain because my code doesn't work now. Doh!
<5> why should they complain? they changed the platform.
<3> how do you print in place on the terminal? print \b?
<2> Wyleyrabbit: I hope you're charging.
<11> after I explained that to them, they agreed to pay. :-)
<11> ew73, yes, of course.
<12> im looking for a good perl text editor for linux
<3> it seems to be working, then when my numbers get bit, they like start to scroll
<9> \b or \r
<2> eDhat: Try vi. Or emacs. Or my personal favorite, joe.
<9> eDhat: vim
<12> does joe have syntax highlighting
<2> If you get a recent version, yes.
<12> what is the joe website?
<12> mauke: i dont like vim becuase its too wierd...
<9> what do you mean?
<12> and no line numbers (unlike joe)
<5> vim? weird? since when?
<5> ehm.
<5> :set number
<5> look! line numbers!
<12> i dont know, i just think its wierd
<13> eDhat joe is teh ****
<9> vim has line numbers
<9> I just prefer to see the current line number in the status line
<12> why is that linuxnohow?
<13> just another me too product cluttering up the landscape
<12> what do you use?
<2> I'll admit, I use joe entirely because I can't seem to un-learn pico keybindings, and joe ships with them.
<4> ew73: ZOMG?! TRAITOR.
<2> What? ^x should save-and-quit by god.
<5> mauke: vim can do that ..
<5> at least mine does
<5> ilike.m3u" 118L, 6783C 11,5 Top
<9> Botje: yes, that's why I use vim?
<5> oh
<9> ew73: you mean :x
<5> like that
<5> sorry :(
<5> interpreted it as "vim is nice but ..."
<2> mauke: *You* mean esc-:-x ? :)
<9> I'm in normal mode by default
<9> use ZZ if you don't like pressing :
<14> I miss WordStar keybindings from the BBS days :(
<14> *cry*
<14> BBSes R.I.P.
<14> but vim > *
<1> Komodo
<15> well
<15> something like perl -pne 's/[^a-zA-Z0-9\!\@#$%^&*\(\)\_\+\-\=\{\}\[\]\|\\\:\;\"\'\<\>\?\,\.\/\~\`]//g'
<9> -pn is stupid
<16> my eyes
<15> um
<15> i think i meant -pe
<9> perl -ne 'print for /[[:print:]]{4,}/g'
<4> doug: MOTHER OF GOD.
<9> perl -nle 'print for /[[:print:]]{4,}/g' I mean
<1> Hellology.
<17> hmmm
<18> holy crap.
<16> HeyaYaakov :)
<17> i have %hash->{$username}->'age' = 18; .. and get: Using a hash as a reference is deprecated .. what is the proper way to do that?
<15> oh yeah much better
<9> doug: haha, you failed to escape $
<15> thanks mauke!
<16> ->'foo' ?? I don't think so
<9> and most everything else doesn't have to be esacepd


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