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<0> BucWheat: wrong line
<1> i want to make sure the text that is entered is a number that is 1 char long
<0> check the following elsif/elses
<1> that is the line error log points to
<1> hld on let me recheck
<0> perl doesn't record the line number of elsifs
<0> it simply points to your whole if statement
<2> Botje: That was for you, but of course the crappy bot can't do it.
<3> Yaakov: Yeah, I recognized it from bevore
<3> *f
<2> perl -wle '@a=qw(B e o j t);for(0..$#a){unless(fork){$s=$_;$s+=abs($s-$#a-2+($s-$#a))if$_%2;sleep$s;print$a[$_];exit}}sleep$#a*2+2;print$/'
<2> #for completeness.
<2> Since the set of Jews and the set of Gentiles equals the set of all people, what are those ladies?
<1> mauke you were right :)
<1> thanks
<2> mauke is always right!
<2> Except when he is wrong.
<2> And even then, he is right in an alternate universe.
<3> you can't prove such a universe exists!
<4> Goodbye, Yaakov.
<2> Daveman: Are you leaving?
<2> HELLO SVNBOY
<2> (Brend)
<5> Hello davey.
<2> I guess Daveman was making like a tree.
<2> HELLO PEOPLE TALK TO ME
<2> OK! I want one lurjer who has never spoken to me to say hello!
<3> NO. YOU HAVEN'T DISCUSSED FOOD YET. HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S THE REAL YOU?
<3> aww
<2> Eek! Manhood threatened.
<3> what manhood? you don't eat meat! :P
<6> Hi Yaakov
<2> Hello, TMTOWTDIt. Thanks!
<7> hi
<2> codin: You don't count.
<6> Yaakov: certainly kind sir
<7> how can I negate an expressio like: if (-e "file.txt") ?
<3> if (! -e ...)
<3> or
<2> YOu can not.
<3> unless (-e ...)
<0> !
<0> if (not -e "surprise!")
<0> why do you need to check?
<2> I LOVE LURKERS AND WANT THEM TO TALK TO ME
<8> hi, Yaakov
<6> Yaakov: Sorry, but I can't talk to you much more, or I'll cease being a lurker
<2> Hello, lurking thrig. You are a hybrid.
<2> TMTOWTDIt: Yes, it is risky and ironic.
<9> function show( obj ) { obj.style.display = "block"; } // Works!
<9> function hide( obj ) { obj.style.display = "block"; } // Broken
<9> Javascript ****ing ****S.
<9> Except display = "none" in 'hide'
<2> Surely there are OTHER lurkers here brave enough to reveal their humanity!
<2> Learn from the meritorious TMTOWTDIt that death is not instantaneous.
<2> Ooo! A rezzen!
<2> HELLO NURSE
<10> greetings
<11> ew73: isn't there a property for visibility that you can set?
<11> hi, |RABBIT|
<9> friedo: Yes, but I'm attempting to set the property for 'display'
<5> ew73: What?
<5> ew73: They both do the same thing!
<9> EXACTLY
<9> javascript is ****ED UP
<5> You've ****ed up someplace else.
<9> I'm even calling them, literally, one after another. show works, hide doesn't.
<5> WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IT TO DO?
<2> TMTOWTDIt: It would have been better not to point out that the delay is rather short.
<9> work :(
<5> Hide won't do anything because show sets it to block!
<9> Dork, read the next line. :P
<5> Lies
<2> I got two lurkers... can I get a third?!
<2> COME ON PEOPLE, JOIN THE PARTY!
<10> is there a thing that analyzes all use base and @ISAs of a module, traversing back (using Module::Find) or something and presenting me with a nice tree which method came from where?
<2> GIVE ME LOVE!
<5> |RABBIT|: Maybe..
<5> |RABBIT|: I'd try a search for PPI scaryiness.
<2> |RABBIT|: You widh!
<2> s
<2> |RABBIT|: Komodo's ObjectBrowser can sort of do that.
<10> Yaakov: it's pretty simple to write, and this is what I was about to do, then I figured somebody has done it already
<2> Object Browser, that is.
<2> |RABBIT|: It is quite possible that it exists.
<5> |RABBIT|: It's actually impossible to write, but you can approximate it..
<1> what is the best way to generate file names with the date and time appended to the end? as of now i'm only able to write out to the same file and rm it before each write
<1> there has to be a better way
<2> |RABBIT|: I would suggest asking on irc.perl.org #perl for great justice.
<5> BucWheat: Get the date and time..
<3> buu: eh? :)
<5> BucWheat: Concatenate with file name. Win!
<5> WHAT BOTJE?
<2> BucWheat: Make the file name include the date and time?
<10> hm hm not a bad idea :)
<3> $filename.localtime()
<3> that but slightly different
<1> buu i have the date and time using my $date = system('date');
<5> BucWheat: That's really stupid and doesn't work.
<1> sorry it is localtime()
<2> I got two lurkers. I think that is a record.
<10> buu: why would it be impossible? I mean if you can run the thing - you have the sources for all the files, well except for dynaloader stuff but that's asking too much
<2> I am still hungry for new meat, though.
<5> |RABBIT|: Dynaloader. Symbol table. AUTOLOAD. And so on.
<5> BEGIN{$x=rand 500; *$x=sub {};
<5> }
<3> Yaakov: people normally call them "anonymos stalkers"
<2> Botje: I know they want me, bad. I am just giving them permission!
<10> buu: you use that kind of stuff everyday don't you :)
<9> I fix!
<10> that's true mood affected AI - you never know what your sub will do
<9> It just required like a novel of strung-together function calls.
<12> perlbot 750*3
<0> sub AUTOLOAD { @ISA = map "HUHU" . int rand 1000, 0 .. 2; }
<3> ew73: what kind of novel? sci-fi?
<3> romance?
<9> It was a space romance, mostly. It had Asimov-undertones, wherein the male protagonist was staggeringly smart, but somewhat asocial, but somehow, managed to save the day BECAUSE he was asocial, and then he got the girl.
<5> ew73: That sounds familiar.
<3> but why would he care? he's asocial!
<5> Sounds like ****son
<9> Botje: People have been saying that about Asimov for decades.
<5> Clone ****ing!
<9> Today's svn commit log:
<9> ****ed around with javascript.
<9> "May you die a slow, lingering death of a thousand pointy swords," is a curse wished upon the inventor of this language.
<5> HA HA
<5> ew73: is too stupid to use javascript.
<9> Pretty much!
<9> It ties into my inability to do basic math, yet, somehow, calculus is a breeze.
<5> Savant
<3> who cares about numbers! symbols! that's where it's at!
<9> I was acutally tutoring someone, showing them how to do dx/dy the other day, got to about half a page, and reached for the calculator when I came across 6 + 4
<12> that's arithmetic.
<0> 6 + 4 == 012
<5> 6+4 = 1010
<2> 06 + 04 = 012
<12> But how many sheep???
<5> eval: 0b1010
<13> buu: Return: 10
<5> Yay I can do binary
<14> 06 . 04 eq 0604
<9> 3 bags' full!
<0> nope
<0> eval: [06 . 04, 0604]
<13> mauke: Return: $VAR1 = ['64',388];
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