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<0> >=)
<1> yay! stabbing!
<2> to the shark pit with snL20!
<0> lol
<1> to snL20?
<1> that's no good!
<3> to the sharks, silly!
<2> Botje: to the sharks
<3> frickin' lasers.
<1> what if they don't like that?
<0> Yaakov awww how sweet!



<3> mmmm, fluorine.
<4> what do i need to do to use a custom module under embperl. ive tried 'use'ing it in the apache config, and ive tried 'use'ing it from the perl embedded in the html, but all i get is unknown function errors wether i call it as module::function() or just function() and wether i EXPORT the function or not
<5> You might notice a slight tingling... or a burning sensation... or a smoking hole.
<1> MicroChip32: can it FIND the module, for starters?
<4> yes, or at least it didnt complain about not finding it after i put it in the right place
<1> odd
<4> and the function in the module -does- work when called from the command line with perl -e
<6> eval: "Hello evalbot. Do you work, yet?"
<7> ew73: Hello evalbot. Do you work, yet?
<6> Horray!
<8> hmm, XML::Simple seems good enough
<8> :)
<1> eval: $0
<7> Botje: evalbot.pl
<1> eval: $0 = "COCKWHORE!"
<7> Botje: COCKWHORE!
<1> eval: $0
<7> Botje: evalbot.pl
<1> boo
<9> :)
<6> eval: $[ = 3; $ARGV[2];
<7> ew73:
<10> Yeah
<10> Good luck.
<5> Botje: Was that really necessary?
<1> don't worry. i've got a cunning plan
<5> Botje: You are being influenced negatively.
<1> not really, i'm waiting for emerge to finish.
<1> I blame nigeria.
<1> well
<10> Is it a prequisite to being employed on sg1 to be able to arch one eye brow?
<1> time to play Master of Orion
<1> http://images.google.com/images?q=unibrow&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images
<1> doesn't look like it
<1> oh wait
<1> not unibrow.
<1> gah
<10> BOTJE
<11> lol
<6> I've got a Botje-slaying knife. It's got a plus nine against Botje.
<5> BUU
<10> ew73: Daniel is impressibely large now.
<10> YA00VK0v
<6> buu: What, did he hit the weight room?
<5> "impressively"
<10> ew73: yEP.
<10> ew73: You saw the first season right?
<6> buu: Yeah. Up until he disappeared, then reappeared. And transcended, and danced a jig, and then whatever.
<10> Yeah
<10> But he started off looking like the character in the movie
<10> Now he looks damn near as buff as teal'c.
<6> Jesus.
<10> Yeah, he looks much larger than carter or o'neal now
<10> Teal'c got larger too..
<10> phroggy: Yay!



<10> phroggy: Only 15 to go!
<3> :-)
<10> I'm watching them in reverse order at the moment
<6> See, the thing I hate about SG-1 is where you obviously realize the writers were like, "Well, ****. We're out of plots."
<10> =[
<3> heh
<10> It's *usually* not that bad.
<10> I'll admit there are a few bum episodes.
<10> ew73: Have you watched hustle yet?
<6> I have not.
<10> It is awesome.
<3> bye all.
<12> cya
<5> BUU
<12> later guys
<10> YAAKK0V
<13> cya holmes
<14> ok heres another ****ing retarede question
<14> i have the name of a cl*** in a var $cl***name = "gaylord";
<15> anyone here know Date::Calc? I have a question :)
<14> how do i call the new() member of that cl***
<6> You have a packages named gaylord?
<14> pretty much, yes.
<9> kow: ask away. we can't answer unless you do
<6> Why?
<14> who cares why
<14> i just need to make a new gaylord object
<10> ew73: It's a ww2 sim
<6> I do. I care.
<10> Or is that ww1
<14> this is a homo***ual mmorpg
<14> its a gay overlord of the castro
<6> Hm. Will $cl***name::new() work?
<16> aempirei: $cl***name->new
<9> my $foo = "Foo::Bar"; $foo->new();
<15> genio: ok. I am using Date::Calc and did something like ($y, $m, $d) = Today() for example or used Add_Delta_Days() ... It works with M and D (for example 8/9 but not MM/DD 08/09 for example)
<15> basically
<15> anyway to get Date::Calc working with MM DD
<16> kow: just strip off the leading zeros that are causing you the problem
<14> ok i was doing
<15> ides, actually its the other way around
<14> my $***yman = Human::Male::$gaylord->new();
<14> but
<14> i changed to:
<14> my $***yman = Human::Male::$gaylord->new();
<15> ides for example, ($y, $m, $d) = Today() returns 9, 8, 2006
<17> will this cat a variety of files together if @file is an array of filenames system 'sort', '-u', '-o', $file[0], @file;
<14> my $***yman = "Human::Male::$gaylord"->new();
<14> and that worked fine
<9> kow: sprintf
<10> What is your point?
<16> kow: oh you want them to be outputed as MM/DD
<17> or do i have to loop through the array
<15> genio: yeah but it will break on any months that start with a 1
<15> ides: yes
<9> no, it won't
<15> ides: or
<10> Ahh, I love that bit
<15> ides: if i call my prog such as ./prog --month=09 --day=08 i want date::calc to recognize it as valid dates
<15> ides: by default it seems to work with m/d
<18> There is no date::calc.
<15> ides: the documentation is unclear
<15> and i have tried a bunch of stuff
<16> kow: so you have '08' which doesn't work and '8' which does? Like I said strip off the leading zero before you p*** it to Date::Calc
<15> ides: yes but i need Date::Calc to output with a leading 0 or 1
<15> for example
<15> if i want to do Add_Delta_Days
<19> --day=08 is perfectly fine
<15> and subtract 1 day
<19> that comes in as "08"
<19> not as digits
<16> merlyn: I figured it was, but I'm having trouble following what this guy's actual problem is :)
<15> hmm


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