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<0> perlbot: beginning perl
<1> http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/
<2> i extended php in every possible way
<0> perlbot: tutorial
<1> http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Tutorials | http://perl.com/cs/user/query/q/6?id_topic=74 | http://learn.perl.org/ | http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks | http://perl-begin.berlios.de/tutorials/ | http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/
<3> Thanks BinGOs :) :\
<4> Anyway dinner time, good bye #perl
<3> later EVAN
<5> I like teh "Learning Perl" book.
<2> sili, ty, i already got a tutorial :)
<2> in my own language
<6> try to find some brain bleach to remove the stain of PHP from your mind
<2> but thanks a lot
<7> czthwrk__: shotgun might be more effective
<3> Hi Khisanth
<6> bit overdone, possibly :> he _is_ trying to reform



<6> shoot them all
<0> why am i so nerdy
<0> i get excited reading about programmin glanguages
<5> sili, you have no life.
<3> because sililisp is going to be ****ing awesome?
<8> I get excited about programming languages, too.
<3> sup tag
<8> about to have a 1 on 1 with my manager, kinda nervous
<3> :o
<3> good luck
<6> tag: i have bi-weekly 1:1s with my manager. he's a good chap.
<3> cool
<9> can anyone tell me why this keeps throwing me a "500 internal server error" ?? http://sial.org/pbot/16207
<3> why is the header commented out?
<10> RiXtEr: What do your logs say
<10> ?
<3> RiXtEr, uncommented the header line -_-;
<10> RiXtEr: use CGI::Carp qw/fatalsToBrowser/;
<10> GumbyBRAIN: beloved Andi
<11> Yaakov: Andi and the indian river are indeed the basis for all sockets, however, the navigator might be a stupid ****.
<3> :o
<7> Daveman: uncommenting it would be wrong
<3> ... would it?
<7> unless you read the last few lines of code :P
<3> oh yeah
<3> I just noticed that :P
<3> haha - I guess bothering to actually read it may help :P
<12> !seen bob2
<13> GumbyBRAIN: **** hot lead commie nazi terrorist bastard
<11> simcop2387-home: And yeah, back to our notice. _Fac-simile _copies of this monster rather relieved than heightened my curiosity, and in order to force him, and shrieking out, _"tekeli-li!"_ having completed our arrangements in regard to myself- i was resuscitated from a few seconds he had yet seen, and various other throws which may be on, including but not to think like a terrorist but i need to get hot.
<13> tekeli-li!
<3> hey simcop
<13> hey davewoman
<3> :O
<13> GumbyBRAIN: MONIES IS NOT THE PLURAL OF MONEY! MONEY IS A COLLECTIVE NOUN IT IS ALREADY PLURAL YOU ****ERS
<11> simcop2387-home: Lazy ****ers must have the money.
<13> son of a bitch he's completely correct
<14> hi guys.. i have a script that is connected using tcp to 10 different remote servers, every sock is places in @socks, but the problem is i need to check every sock at a time.. how is it possible to check the socks and process them at the same time in my single script ?
<15> monies sounds cooler though
<13> BinGOs: hell has frozen over, GumbyBRAIN formed a correct english sentence in reply to my query, and that response was perfectly on topic
<15> as in "give meh teh monies!"
<14> please ?
<13> integral: mark that moment in history, we know the exact moment hell froze over
<13> blehhhhh: learn about select
<16> blehhhhh, use fork
<13> kuzmich: fork is a bad way to do that, select can do it all
<13> hobbs: GumbyBRAIN made hell freeze over
<17> simcop2387-home: oh?
<14> simcop2387-home yeah i'm using select, i need to process everything at the same time, so sock 1 and sock 2 for example at the same second, not in a queue style ..
<17> blehhhhh: get a quantum computer then
<14> :p
<18> cheers all
<13> blehhhhh: theres a way to get select to do that i don't remember how though
<14> okay ..
<14> really?
<14> ic
<13> GumbyBRAIN formed a
<13> correct english sentence in reply to my query, and
<13> that response was perfectly on topic



<11> simcop2387-home: Which is tedious and a reproach to less beers while i gazed upon him all at the doctor's study, and gave the most skilfully matured are often created from several printed editions, all of which i had never heard of running around in a gentle violence, from the long lapse of years, had formed no small portion i thought it a go.
<14> damn i would like to know
<13> stupid irssi
<13> blehhhhh: i never got the hang of it either, theres a number of modules that will do that
<13> i think IO::Select will do it
<14> but i'm using select man, there is no way to do it at the same time, only in queue style you c?
<17> blehhhhh: That's because you're programming for a device known as a "computer", which performs operations one at a time in an order you specify.
<0> one at a time?!
<13> blehhhhh: theres an example of how to do it, perldoc -f select
<19> The perldoc for select - is at http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/select.html
<17> well, with allowances for pipelining, speculative execution, and SMP :)
<0> sounds complicated
<0> can't it "just work"?
<13> hobbs: i never understood how speculative execution made sense
<14> euhh
<14> simcop2387-home i know select works, but you can't to it AT THE SAME time ..
<13> blehhhhh: scroll down
<17> simcop2387-home: you've got some spare functional units, so you have them compute something that you might need to know depending on which branch you take
<17> simcop2387-home: if you guessed right then you already have the result, if you guessed wrong you didn't lose anything
<13> hobbs: how do you know which branch
<13> hobbs: ah
<17> simcop2387-home: heuristic voodoo, possibly with help from the compiler (ever notice the "likely" and "unlikely" hints that GCC has these days?)
<13> hobbs: nope
<17> if(unlikely(pig.flying)) { /* Optimize for the case where we don't enter this block */ }
<13> neat
<13> would make for some really fun things to do with cpuinfo speculation :) play some mean tricks on AMD v. Intel
<13> GumbyBRAIN: Seven
<11> simcop2387-home: None - and stay down, they take off by the american schooner henry, and by seven o'clock on sunday, october 7th.
<17> GumbyBRAIN: Se7en
<11> hobbs: 7.
<13> lol
<13> GumbyBRAIN: Mooching is great
<11> simcop2387-home: Svn is a great anime so i have checked by other mechanism in the construction and equipment of a great portion of ballast to remedy it, as usual, from wounds in that ghastly face of the tomb, o pity me!
<10> GumbyBRAIN: beloved Andi
<11> Yaakov: Andi and the moral sense is separated by tabs. Shouldn't the entries in it. All in a character that, as the more ignorant of the period.
<13> ...
<3> Hi hobbs
<17> llo Daveman
<17> Svn is a great anime?
<17> hello Yaakov
<13> GumbyBRAIN: 720/9*16
<11> simcop2387-home: *snicker.
<17> rejected!
<13> eval: 720/9*16
<20> simcop2387-home: Return: 1280
<13> eval: 1024*9/16
<20> simcop2387-home: Return: 576
<3> heh
<13> damn thats some downscaling
<13> eval: 576/720
<20> simcop2387-home: Return: 0.8
<17> simcop2387-home: what, you're watching 720p HD material on a 1024x monitor?
<13> hobbs: just wondering how downsampled it would be if i did, my parents hdtv has a vga input but it only goes to 1024x768 on vga
<17> simcop2387-home: gotcha. Well, it's not _so_ bad. You're still getting a bit more vertical res than NTSC, and a good deal more horizontal.
<17> simcop2387-home: but yeah, not perfect either
<13> hobbs: yea my dad wants to get an hdtv card for the mythtv box
<21> 1024x768 is completely sufficient for doing 720p
<13> pfn: you loose alot horizontally
<21> as the important factor, not a whole lot
<21> the human eye is more sensitive to lines of resolution than columns
<13> eval: 1024/1280
<20> simcop2387-home: Return: 0.8
<21> thus, you get the full 720 lines that is provided
<17> simcop2387-home: it's really not bad
<21> and you scale a small amount for the vertical
<13> hobbs: it is to someone with 20/10 vision
<21> 20/10 vision does not imply line resolving factor
<22> anyone know off of the top of your heads if tie'ed vars are save with ithreads?
<13> shift8: elaborate
<17> elucidate
<13> pfn: i cant stand any large screen SDTV because i see the lines
<13> well most of them anyway
<13> aha heres a better solution, DVI->Component Video
<17> simcop2387-home: not a cheap solution though, unfortunately


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