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<0> ew73: reminds me of a dilbert I read the other day (though it wasn't recent): PHB asking "are you calling me a horde?"
<1> I don't understand the question. Pray expand it.
<2> I type "My favorite color is green" and everyone in the channel gets "My favorite color is blue"
<1> Please note that this cow has only just woken up.
<2> LOL
<3> But my favorite color really is green, not blue...
<4> I just listened to, in order, all of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy BBC radio shows.
<2> dabreegster: that's ok .. you can like orange if you want
<3> Woosta: Orange is sick-looking
<3> ew73: Originals?
<2> Who said anything about pink?
<1> Woosta: PoCo-Server-IRC is a *stand-alone* IRCd
<1> well the version on CPAN is.
<4> dabreegster: The BBC radio series'.
<2> BinGOs: you think that might be a better place for me to look?



<3> ew73: The original or the new remake one?
<2> Oh
<2> PoCo == POE::Component :)
<1> No. What I'm saying is if you are happy with that.
<4> dabreegster: The originals.
<3> ew73: OK.
<1> I've also taken the view the new PoCo-Server-IRC that is in development currently, that one shouldn't be able to do the kind of tricks that you are suggesting.
<1> s/view/view with/
<0> ew73: I didn't catch any SANDWICHMAKER. Where's that?
<2> Right .. so you're saying I'm on my own?
<5> it's the part with his daughter
<0> oooh
<0> that
<4> hobbs: In like the 5th one.
<0> yeah, I recall sandwich-making
<3> That wasn't in the book, was it?
<0> just SANDWICHMAKER was throwing me
<1> Woosta: Maybe :)
<4> dabreegster: It's been so long since I've read the book(s), I couldn't say.
<0> GPS receiver... MP3 player...
<0> wtf?
<3> I don't think it was
<0> dabreegster: I think it was mentioned
<3> Lets the RIAA track you?
<4> hobbs: 'I see you always listen to Ace of B*** while near the downtown library. Adjusting randomizer now.'
<3> hobbs: WAIT. Yeah, when he was on that desert planet, he was the sandwich maker. Riiight. I do remember.
<3> hobbs: Those poor people had never thought of sandwiches before
<4> dabreegster: With the Perfectly Normal Beasts.
<0> dabreegster: Not everyone is lucky enough to have an Earl of Sandwich I suppose
<3> I remember now, yes.
<4> Some have to settle for falaffels. And Bill O'Reilly.
<0> not actual falafel, just "the falafel thing"
<4> And then I'd take the falafel thing and rub it against your *****.
<6> wrong chat room
<6> oops
<4> Missed it by a hair.
<4> # DOUBLE PUN
<1> #perk perhaps ?
<2> NM.. worked it out
<0> GumbyBRAIN: You know it's been on my mind, could you stand right there, look me straight in the eye, and say that it's over now?
<7> And that to me.
<1> #perl it lies between #perk and #perm
<6> when writing a perl script..how do u normally organize the script ? for examople, from top down, do you places prototypes on top and then program the body similar to c/c++ main and then define the definitions below?
<4> Prototypes?
<0> BinGOs: mmm, perky.
<1> No to prototypes. Prototypes are for wimps.
<8> Woooo prototypes
<6> i come from a c/c++ background
<1> Erm ... the only good reason to use a prototype is if one is overiding a built-in, which do use them.
<6> so i dont' know how u normally organize a script
<0> lyy: consult a good book :)
<1> lyy: this is perl. Organise it how you like. JUST DON'T USE PROTOTYPES. Thanks.
<6> lol
<6> do you normally define at the beginning?
<4> lyy: I tend to write most things into a module, and the actual-script be something like #!/usr/bin/perl .. my $foo = new whatever; $foo->do_stuff();
<6> ah so you use OO approach
<0> lyy: modules pay off, and OO is often a good way to organize things
<0> not always, of course, but it's a good way to hide stuff away
<4> And I'm a ****er for the indirect method invocation notation, which breaks unless you hold your breath right.
<0> my philosophy on indirect object has gone from "only for new" to "never"
<4> I realize it's bad, but 'new Whatever;' just looks so cool.



<0> until you have a sub new :)
<0> GumbyBRAIN: Down in a hole, feelin' so smole
<7> They have to rip the disk size is here? Been googling for 5 or so in the poop-hole affect your homo***uality?
<4> Yes, yes.
<4> hobbs: That's ****ing scary.
<0> heh
<0> google in the poop-hole?
<4> Google /can/ index anything, after all.
<0> but not all things can be indexed!
<0> (i hope)
<5> will it index the darkness under my bed?
<5> i lost some socks in there a year ago
<0> they were transported to an alternate universe
<4> Google AlternateUniverse is still in beta.
<9> shazbot
<5> my pinky is teh hurt :(
<10> FART IMPARTS
<3> Botje: What've you been up to? O_O
<4> I wish I could somehow develop an economy that would deliver vast sums of money to me for shouting READ PERLDOC NOOB on irc.
<5> dabreegster: dunno
<11> a lot of newbs don't know perldoc exists.
<5> integral: good luck!
<5> integral: that's okay, you're in mathematics.
<3> The next exam isn't math, is it? :(
<5> dabreegster: I think it's from holding down ctrl too much
<12> dabreegster: they're all maths
<12> the *same* maths. a bit of everything on every paper
<3> Botje: How long have you been holding it down?
<4> Anyone care to take a guess at the cause?
<5> dabreegster: not like that, but it certainly hurts :(
<5> ew73: double definition?
<4> Botje: Not so technical!
<11> ew73, a bad monitor maybe?
<5> other selector taking precedence?
<5> an image?
<3> Botje: Remap your keys so that you can use control with a different finger. Or just type differently.
<4> It was an LCD monitor that the user was viewing at an odd angle.
<5> ew73: .. and that's why LCD monitors are evil.
<0> yeah, swap the keys for Control and E
<3> ew73: And he somehow shifted around every time he scrolled down or up?
<5> dabreegster: yeah. maybe i'll just have to stop typing so much
<4> dabreegster: Apparently, he wasn't scrolling.
<0> dabreegster: not all pages require scrolling
<3> Botje: I still don't see how you can over-use the control key
<4> hobbs: Or moving the browser window.
<3> hobbs: Good point
<5> dabreegster: me neither, but that's the only button I use that finger for
<3> Does he sit perfectly still every time he's viewing that particular page?
<3> Botje: I type with three or four fingers and never get tired! Then again, with the whole "let's see how long I can hold up my own 110 pounds" experiment might change that
<13> BIC makes lighters AND speakers now?
<0> BIC, not Bic ;)
<3> Are they integrated? A pyromaniac oscilloscope?
<5> dabreegster: I use 6-8
<5> but mostly 3-4
<3> Botje: At school they made me use all 10, I hated it. But when the typing lessons were over... haha, that was so far, finishing so quickly.
<3> hobbs: How do you pull that off?
<5> yeah, I took dactylo cl***ess too. forgot most of it :)
<0> dabreegster: I almost always space with the right thumb
<0> so my left thumb is thoroughly underused
<3> I think I use my left; I never really pay attention
<0> I also have a habit of typing "y" with my left hand, which isn't bad until I'm forced into using a split keyboard ;)
<13> same here ;)
<3> I've seen those recently. What's the point? Ergonomically more comfortable?
<0> whacking plastic isn't very fun
<0> dabreegster: yeah. You're not bending as many things
<0> your wrists are straighter, mainly
<3> Ah


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