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<0> the -q stops it from reporting the filename
<1> japhy: heh... yes! Though I'm actually reading from a bunch of pipes
<1> I just used tail -f as a way to describe my problem easier
<0> ah.
<0> opk
<0> time for dinner, then go home.
<2> Perl to be smarter about error messages when I **** up and leave out a }
<2> imo.
<3> is there a module like HTTP::ProxyCheck but for other types of proxyservers besides http?
<4> hahahaha
<5> lo
<6> ew73: parrot can do that, just not yet
<6> GumbyBRAIN: parrot
<7> simcop2387: It was not born a parrot - in which case he would bind himself to offer their images impressed me with the greatest possible caution in our merriment as the understanding had in them a minute of my curiosity, and the consequent disruption of the wine upon the external glare and the four winds.
<5> How can i get the path of my script perl ?
<8> DrDJo: What is a "script perl"?



<5> my executable perl
<9> In the bad english you say, I able to answer your question not =(
<8> $^X
<8> eval: $^X
<10> buu: Return: /usr/bin/perl
<11> we're ***holes!
<9> zshzn: yup =)
<8> I answered. Cock ****ers.
<5> I try but it's not that i want
<6> eval: $^Y
<10> simcop2387: Return:
<6> eval: $^Z
<10> simcop2387: Return:
<6> buu: he wants the current working directory if i'm not mistaken
<5> eval: $0
<10> DrDJo: Return: evalbot.pl
<6> or the path to $0
<11> eval: `pwd`
<10> zshzn: Return:
<11> hehe
<6> zshzn: no sockets
<9> now... I *know* p5evalbot has got to have some ***y protections... but..
<9> eval: system("/bin/ls");
<6> iank: rlimits and forks
<9> ah
<8> DrDJo: FindBin;
<11> iank: p5evalbot is the beast. fear it.
<6> iank: it can't run anything
<5> FindBin ?
<11> didn't evan own it back when it was buubot? hehe
<8> YES
<9> zshzn: I fear pretty much everything in this channel...
<8> cpan: FindBin
<12> FindBin - Locate current script bin directory - http://search.cpan.org/~NWCLARK/perl-5.8.7/lib/FindBin.pm
<8> zshzn: Nope.
<11> no? my memory fails me then
<5> ok thx :)
<8> zshzn: I left a feature open that dngor found and he abused, so I turned it off.
<11> ah, ok.
<11> I like your terminology for bugs/security vulnerabilities
<8> Immature twat.
<11> 'feature open' / 'open feature' :p
<9> zshzn has failed! Millions of poor unenlightened nooblets scream 'oh noes!' in unison..
<8> zshzn: I deliberately left the ability to open a socket in there.
<8> I obviously missunderestimated the childishness of certain people =[
<8> er
<13> heh
<8> underestimated
<9> hehe
<11> hah
<8> unmisspreesimated!
<14> buu: Bush?
<8> YES.
<13> *argh* someone just used "Web 1.0" on the radio
<11> buu: is the source to p5evalbot public?
<9> missantiinterreprefixized?
<8> p5evalbot: source
<10> buu: svn co svn://erxz.com/eb
<15> integral: I am using GPG with Mail.app!



<13> Is it as good as your curries?
<9> Is it as good as landslides, and/or small green playing cards?
<13> IT COULDN'T BE. CURRY ISN'T A RESTRICTED EXPORT.
<15> I AM THE LOCKSMITH
<15> Oh, look! I am bio-enhanced.
<9> :O
<13> Is that what they call it when you step on a chip with your barefeet now?
<15> No, I ate something.
<13> AND WITHOUT ALLEGORICAL SUBPLOTS
<15> The Lone Ranger ruined the William Tell overture.
<13> (STR)
<2> I want to be a cyborg.
<8> eval: 365238272 / 1024 / 1024
<10> buu: Return: 348.318359375
<15> There you go.
<15> HTH HAND
<2> HORRAY
<8> Wow.
<8> Someone else actually saw that movie?
<15> Oh, by the way, there is no interface between the platform and your brain.
<8> What the hell was that movie called?
<2> Well that's boring.
<15> But it can be controlled by anyone here.
<15> !left
<2> What if I have to piss?
<15> ew73: cyborgs suffer a great deal.
<13> buu: Which movie? do you have a name to go on?
<8> integral: ... no
<13> "Doctor No"?
<2> I think coopting my fantasy of ****ing super-cool cyborgs going to the mall and pwning at video games is not nice.
<8> integral: It was some old *** movie, probably around 85ish that involved a cyborg
<8> He started off with a giant tracked base
<2> "Short Circuit"?
<13> oh, the one with "johnny 5"
<13> yes, that one
<13> the other I remember of being of the same era was "Batteries not included" I think
<8> Er, no
<15> ew73: It's not so much that you can play video games as much as you ARE a sort of video game.
<15> !reverse
<8> ew73: Not that one.
<8> integral: Johnny 5?
<13> Short Circuit
<2> Yaakov: As long as there's pwning involved, I suppose I'll be happy.
<9> Short Circuit++
<8> This is a pure action movie.
<15> Johnny 5 was out-sourced!
<15> Lovely... Iran may have a nuke or two in a few years.
<13> yay! that'll save jobs in Faslane
<2> Not if we invade first!
<15> MOST of the population of Iran are young, westernized people.
<8> Isreal would so nuke them first.
<2> Did Germany have so much dissent amoung its citizens during its facist period?
<15> Effectively hostages.
<13> And hence know how to get nuke building instructions from google
<2> There a handy module for generating temp. filenames?
<15> The idea of the current government of Iran with nukes is rather unsettling.
<16> File::Temp
<2> Horray!
<8> ew73: I've heard that they did.
<15> IRC::thrig->hello();
<16> afternoon, Yaakov
<17> Yaakov: the idea of the current government of the USA with nukes is rather unsettling :)
<13> The idea of the current government of america with nukes is rather unsettling. I mean what if some middle manager realised that the nukes weren't going to be used, and so diverted funding for safety etc to their beer fund?
<15> Khisanth: But that's not true. No one seriously thinks that the US will use a nuke.
<2> Khisanth: Be glad a moron has a finger on the button instead of a crazy bastard like John McCain.
<15> Anyway, Iran seems to have a genuine potential for using them.
<13> It's not like a small nuke isn't much different from what they're dropping all the time anyway
<18> can anyone tell me how to overide the $ua_cl*** in WWW::CheckSite?
<2> Hey now.
<2> White phosphorus is TOTALLY different from nukes.
<13> Yaakov: why can't iran just make large convential bombs and use those?


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