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<0> right?
<1> there you go
<2> I also think a lot of their replacement tools (disktool or whatever it is and the other disk tool that does some of what disktool does) ****.
<1> chomp is old school, returning 1 on success, not the scalar it chomped
<3> As Salaam e laikum (meaning: Peace b upon u) . http://www.submission.org/ ... Your source for Islam (submission) on the internet.
<3> [112:0] In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
<3> [112:1] Proclaim, "He is the One and only GOD.
<3> [112:2] "The Absolute GOD.
<3> [112:3] "Never did He beget. Nor was He begotten.
<3> [112:4] "None equals Him."
<4> uh
<4> Where's the perl in that?
<5> /ignore im_a_muslim
<2> I declare that
<2> ... religion is bull****, and you're just flame baiting.



<6> that's a lie
<3> As Salaam e laikum (meaning: Peace b upon u) . http://www.submission.org/ ... Your source for Islam (submission) on the internet.
<3> [112:0] In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
<3> [112:1] Proclaim, "He is the One and only GOD.
<3> [112:2] "The Absolute GOD.
<6> God == God
<3> [112:3] "Never did He beget. Nor was He begotten.
<3> [112:4] "None equals Him."
<6> or
<5> that's funny, it's like "my god is better than your god :P"
<5> loooooser
<6> None == Him, so him == 0
<7> undef $Him;
<8> sili: durka durka?
<5> ahhh ilika durka durka
<4> Those are quotes, not "flame opinions." Next.
<5> quick, someone ban 203.81.212.93
<9> Frankly, I have no idea if im_a_muslim is trying to tick off the muslims or the rest of us more.
<10> durka durka allah akbar muhammed jihad
<8> Arafangion: they are trying to stimulate controversy, like they have accomplished.
<7> I'm an intolerant pagan! Wait.
<8> pagans can be intolerant.
<7> I hate everyone that..wait, I don't hate anyone! damnit. I need a new religion.
<8> ew73: you could make hating buu your religion.
<5> i hate myself and declare jihad ON myself
<11> you dont need religion
<11> you can always be american
<11> same ****
<7> I want a religion where I can hate whatever is different than me, like right-wing Christians.
<5> damir: wow that's some BU**** right there. Didn't you see contact? sheesh
<11> then you need to be american
<11> :-)
<5> /whois damir durka_damir@tajikistan.net
<12> Yo
<8> I worship Keira Knightley. This is my religion.
<2> ew73: Start your own. You can get ordained under the ULC, and then perform weddings and funerals under your own religion, which is about hating other religions.
<12> Alyson Hannigan > (Keira Knightly * 2)
<7> "All rise for the ritual intonement of hatery." "May buu fall down a flight of stairs, pushed by the Faithful. Amen." "I pronounce you man and wife."
<2> wow thats skinny.
<12> Gross skinny
<8> who is skinny?
<2> i'm looking at some tripod pic, and uhm, yeah she's got no titties in it.
<8> who, keira knightley?
<2> alyson
<8> oh
<8> it's sad that the girls today are doing the waif thing
<2> is it ok to post the pic i'km looking at ?
<2> No objectsions, here goes: NSFW: http://swaliciasilverstone.tripod.com/Women/AlysonHannigan/AlysonHannigan02.jpg
<13> high-rez's url is at http://xrl.us/kq9t
<0> how can you escape all ' chars in a string?
<14> Perl ****s ***.
<14> Please kick me.
<15> Yango: $string =~ s/(.)/$1 eq "'" ? "\\$1" : $1/ge;
<16> ouch
<1> heh
<4> ouch indeed
<15> mauke: Oh, you prefer a loop? $string = join '', map { $_ eq "'" ? "\\$_" : $_ } split //, $string;
<16> yes, that's more sane. I'd use pack/unpack, though
<16> and maybe "\Q$_" instead of "\\$_"
<17> $12000 for a hotel night - http://travel.travelocity.com/hotel/HotelAvailability.do?SEQ=1144458507237372006
<13> merlyn's url is at http://xrl.us/kq9y



<8> merlyn: I saw a hotel in San Tropez that had rooms for ~$30k a night
<0> Juerd, thanks a lot, had forgotten about =~ s
<5> dollars? american dollars?
<17> it would seem so
<15> Ohhh, I know... my @c = split //, $string; for (my $i = @c - 1; $i > -1; $i += 1) { if (substr($string, $i, 1) eq '\'') { $c[$i] = "\\" . substr($string, $i, 1); } $string = join '', @c;
<17> I think it's a typo
<5> why not just buy a Toyota Sienna and spend the night in IT
<5> :\
<15> mauke: Note, it's untested code.
<15> Good night :)
<18> how would i write a program that takes one string from STDIN for an input and oututs another string defined in an ***ociative array for the output?
<17> I think for that price, you should get a harem in your room
<17> what is "***ociative array"?
<8> merlyn: you should watch lifestyles of the rich and famous; celebrities pay upwards of $10k a night for hotels all the time
<5> that's PHPBie for 'hash'
<8> I think they have like silk toilet paper and stuff though
<19> merlyn - think KSH '93
<18> an array that ***ociates one value with another... ie, i ask for "money" it outputs "dollar"
<5> my second perlmonks post evar: http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=542003 i thought I was logged in, i swear
<16> eval: pack '(a*)*', map "'" =~ /\Q$_/ ? "\Q$_" : $_, unpack '(a)*', "it's mauke's"
<20> mauke: Return: it\'s mauke\'s
<18> defined like this: "%aarray("1", "one", "2", "two");"
<17> you mean %foo = qw(1 one 2 two)
<17> if you're talking syntax from at least the mid 90s :)
<18> where $aarray("1") would return "one"
<17> although you use the ancient language
<17> solussd - no it wont
<16> solussd: $x( is a syntax error
<17> you mean $array{1}
<18> your right
<17> and even still, if your keys are 1 2, you need an array, not a hash
<12> high-rez: You are crazy man. Alyson Hannigan is a goddess.
<17> I'm often right about Perl. :)
<18> curlies
<18> :)
<19> good thing I don't do it for a living
<21> what's new in this world?
<18> ok... well anyway... i want to have one input from stdin repeated and then its ***ociated value printed.
<2> kylixen: Don't get me wrong? She's stunning beautiful. But she *is* skinny, and she doesnt have very big titties (at least in that pic). Fun none the less I'm sure.
<17> print "$_ => $hash{$_}\n" for sort keys %hash;
<17> that's all
<17> key => value
<12> I'm not a titty man ;) That other chick _is_ way too skiny though.
<17> the most important thing I look for in a woman: proximity.
<5> anyone look at my link? anyone ?
<5> buehler
<1> quite the commenting you've got going on
<21> has any one seen the emacs learning curve?
<17> vertical!
<17> Learning Extreme
<5> xahlee____: it looks like a pube. is that the punchline?
<8> emacs is for goats and rms
<5> vi is virtical
<21> merlyn: http://xahlee.org/emacs/emacs_fun.html
<21> that always have me laughing
<16> xahlee____: where did you get that from?
<21> mauke: it's been floating about in #emacs since 2 months ago i think
<16> ok
<21> and no one has been able to trace it's origin
<21> i think it existed for at least a year
<5> the guys in #emacs were awfully sarcastic when I asked them if they're rewriting emacs in perl.
<0> linuxnohow, they're more likely to rewrite perl in emacs
<0> lisp
<8> :D
<18> thanks all.
<21> it's odd, the few times i looked here, there doesn't seems to be people asking perl questions
<21> is apocalypse near?
<22> xahlee____: Yes.


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