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<0> bah, integral spoils all
<1> integral: http://channels.debian.net/paste/2013
<1> integral: /usr/local/lib/perl/5.8.7/Fuse.pm is there
<2> I have a biig crush on the chick that sits next to me
<3> umm, yes, but the .so isn't
<3> well, no, more precisely your system's dynamic linker isn't working.
<2> I just logged into her box out of curiousity
<4> tag: ah .. "logged into her box"
<3> xored: are you sure you installed the C libs in a lib dir and did you run a ldconfig?
<2> and peeked in her home directory like a stalker
<4> very .. imaginative



<3> umm, home dirs aren't on the server?!
<2> and she has a series of scipts written to generate those stupid excell spreadsheets we have to submit every week, and mail them out
<5> tag: what do you mean "like a stalker"?
<1> integral: no, i did not run ldconfig
<2> well, peeking in someone elses home directory just because they're kind of cute and you're wondering what they've got going on is kind of being a stalker
<3> xored: try that.
<2> but anyway, any chick that is that pragmatic
<2> is hot
<3> tag: so you've now fallen madly in love with her brains?
<1> integral: just typed ldconfig, after that fuseftp, same error
<6> tag: if she's elite, marry her!
<3> murder the competition first
<6> tag: any chick that can code well enough to auto-generate excel scripts is worth keeping.
<7> is book spidering hacks online anywhere?
<6> s/scripts/workbooks/
<5> tag: I was really questioning your use of the word "like" :-)
<4> jade: maybe. maybe not.
<2> PerlJam: heh
<2> at first I wasn't too sure about her
<2> because she has a dell mp3 player
<4> they sound nifty
<8> where is a good POD howto?
<2> uber_spaced: perldoc perlpod
<9> The perldoc for perlpod - Perl plain old documentation is at http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpod.html
<0> in pod, how quaint
<2> buubot: thank you, you annoying ****.
<10> YOU'RE WELCOME TAGALICIOUS.
<8> ha
<8> thanks, tag
<3> tag: dell's not bad
<2> dell is crap
<2> Like sun's advertising campaign said "With how hot and slow our competitors machine's are, it's no wonder their name rhymes with HELL"
<7> Botje, i am encouraged. i couldnt find the book at any of the crappy bookstores.
<11> CGI Question here, Anyway to open up a webpage within the script to read data off the page?
<5> yes
<11> files are on seperate servers of course
<12> drkat: see LWP::Simple, WWW::Mechanize, etc
<11> ok
<3> yay, I've grokked monad transformers!
<12> integral: how do you feel about learning another completely useless technique that has no value to human society?
<11> ok thanks



<5> friedo: are you implying something?
<3> bah, I know not to let government near computers, isn't that useful enough?
<1> integral: how to deinstall fuse perl modul ?
<3> perlbot uninstall
<3> perlbot uninstall module
<3> bahh.
<3> no idea. I've never done it. I always use vendor provided config management systems.
<10> You can't!
<3> you can. that's what packlists are for.
<10> There's no way to uninstall perl modules! Yay!
<3> there's even packlist managing modules!
<10> Lies!
<4> buu: YES THERE IS! perl -e 'system("rm","-rf", $_) for @INC'
<13> rm $(locate *modulenavn*.pm)
<13> !
<4> tech: that's cheating
<12> PerlJam: nah, just being a bitch
<10> tech: That just doesn't work
<14> SADWAP.
<10> EvanCarroll: You ****.
<13> buu, liar!
<3> perlbot, SADWAP
<15> **** a ****, win a prize
<10> tech: No.
<14> aww, perlbot knows it!
<3> that's so cute!
<14> I'm impressed.
<12> perlbot: UR LAEM
<8> how do I view the POD that I have put in a module with perldoc?
<16> perldoc -F filename
<3> perldoc Module; or perldoc ./Path/To/Module.pm
<10> Hrmph.
<10> Config ****s.
<8> ok. hmm.
<17> rsync deserves an Academy Award.
<18> It does?
<17> Yes.
<17> Either Best Supporting Program or Best Foreign Film.
<17> Maybe both.
<17> GumbyBRAIN: beloved Andi
<19> Yaakov: Andi and the night's plutonian shore.
<4> GumbyBRAIN: meat over tcp/ip
<19> Botje: Although there is a proxy/inteface between software modules. Object (you know what a /24 means after an ip in the royal philippine company, sailed, as he peered dizzily over the grave and stern decorum of the tcp client connection up to leeward.
<4> FIREWALLD
<17> It thought you said "boat over TPC/IP".
<10> LIES.
<17> GumbyBRAIN: beloved Andi
<19> Yaakov: Andi and the spot just under your home directory.


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