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<0> eew
<1> buu: I have to wonder what favours he called in, then, because he said he got a pretty good deal...
<0> i know a host that gives away 3300GB/month for $150 or so per month
<0> p4 3.0ghz, 1gbram, etc.
<0> they are so-so
<2> 2tb of bandwidth isn't that much.
<3> pipipi: Yes, now tell me where
<2> I download roughly 204 times that a month in just goat porn
<3> "I would use window web edition, since our clan is comfortible using it.
<3> Does it come with games installed?"
<3> What the **** is wrong with people?
<2> buu: what video game are you playing now?
<3> ECarroll: Not much. I played a bit of hommv, but dear god is it annoying
<1> buu: Improper parenting.
<0> buu: check your private messages bro! :P
<2> This clan you speak of ...?



<0> its all there
<3> ECarroll: I was QUOTING.
<4> <3> BinGOs bod buu Chris62vw dec... <-- I don't need to be in the list, buu. I don't have ops in here.
<3> From xlhost's message board
<3> dec: I so didn't put you there
<3> pipipi: Oh, that's an unmetered 10mbs
<3> I'd almost rather have 100/1000
<4> buu: oh. :)
<5> **** - 99.999% uptime leaves about 30 secs of downtime per month. i've got to bitch at someone
<2> dec: you don't have ops?
<0> ok i know a host that does that but i think they only give 2000 gb per m
<0> lemme check
<2> buu: how did dec get in there?
<5> WHO ****ING CARES WHO HAS OPS
<2> jpeg: ME.
<5> apparently.
<2> jpeg: and it is 'jpg', duh.
<4> ECarroll - Well, if I do have ops, I don't know about it. :) I was opped _once_ by integral so I could ban some nuisance.
<2> and you didn't take that opertunity to ban integral ?
<2> you newb!
<4> Hehe.
<2> Auctually you should save the abuses of authority for Somni
<2> When he returns, he should be raped AND banned, etc.
<2> I think Chris took care of him
<2> mad hippy kung fu
<3> ECarroll: You ever see KungFuHustle?
<2> ... no? another op?
<6> Good night everybody. Nice being here again and stuff.
<7> How do you keep the sum of the columns of a Tk MListbox widths as big as the container? Do I have to delve into the icky packed individual Listbox widgets?
<3> WHY THE **** ARE PEOPLE INSTALLING WINDOWS ON SERVERS?
<3> ECarroll: No.. movie..
<3> dabreegster: Where did you go?
<6> buu: I've just been busy and stuff
<2> buu: Because windows is a faster and more secure os?
<4> buu: brain deficiency?
<8> buu: sot hat they can see out into a better, bigger, brighter world that they could one day hope to live in.
<2> Windows Vista Server comes with Aereo Gl*** Interface!!!!
<9> sounds fancy
<9> what is it?
<4> resource intensive.
<2> A more secure, stable, and faster GUI
<2> It makes the kernel more secure by being embedded into it.
<8> it also comes with your choice of flowers.
<3> Yeah
<9> i can't belive they came up with a more secure GUI than a virtual terminal
<3> Because when I pay for a dedicated server
<3> sigh
<9> that's amazing
<2> nocturnal: Thats MS.
<9> yeah
<2> they do the impossible, walk on water, create superior OSes, etc.
<1> Aero Gl*** == "we took Aqua, added transparency, and removed those nifty gumballs and replaced them with fugly icons using the same tired, old _, [], and X icons"
<9> they can start a religon for all i care just stay out of servers, i've spent nights crying over a terminal server connection trying to solve problems on windows servers
<2> I one time saw Bill Gates save a babby from a burning building
<2> rdesktop
<10> Only to eat it?
<2> now you can solve windows problems from inferior linux machines
<9> ECarroll: i know, rdesktop is a terminal server client



<3> Goddamn it I need a new mail client
<2> buu: Evolution.
<2> Or Outlook2k3
<3> And why the **** does 'copy email address' copy the goddamn mailto: ?
<9> there is no work for me today, it's a swedish national holiday tomorrow so no one goes to work today
<9> amazing
<2> They are probably celebrating the dismanteling of that disguisting pirate site.
<2> Silly pirates.
<9> yeah pirates arr silly
<9> arrr
<2> you guys need to get rid of that ****ty political party and get some republicans, thats what your country needs.
<9> trust me ECarroll, not all swedes are blind to the fact that some software developers like to get paid for their work and not have some ***holes downloading it for free all the time
<3> ECarroll: Neither evo/outlook work under my text cons0le.
<9> they interviewed some kid on swedish tv yesterday and he said, translated, "i want a revolution, i want everyone to be able to legally get music for free but i still want the artists to get paid" he did not go into detail on how this would work though :-(
<3> "You can not connect to IRC at all from our network."
<3> Sigh. What the **** is wrong with people.
<2> I think my country and yours can still have a realtionship, we should work out a deal, you can be excused for pirating hard working american's wares, under the pretense you frontline our future invasion of Iran
<3> Someone find me a host that doesn't **** c0ck.
<9> at&t?
<3> <ElTaur> interestingly enough, the jewish ahve survived longer than many governments. chalk one up for religion..
<3> <denshuu> To be fair, so has polio.
<2> buu: Do you need a dedicated boxen?
<2> buu: what are you hosting?
<2> hahaha
<2> omfg is that from bash?
<3> ECarroll: I need one =[
<9> time for me to use the first of my two free days lying on my balcony basking my pale geek body in the sun and scaring the neighborhood
<2> buu: I can go to your moms house and hook some **** up overthere..
<2> i got enough computers hanging around
<2> I've got an rs600 somewhere
<2> if you want aix
<2> be fun to play with
<3> ECarroll: Well, yes, but my mom's house doesn't have 100mbs
<2> so... wtf do you need 100mb for?
<2> Thats alot of goat porn
<3> Um. I uh, do
<3> Leave me alone
<3> Stop being jewish about my dedicated server
<2> ...
<2> I'm not, I'm offering to set one up at your moms house
<2> but 100mbs
<2> going to port the pirates bay to mod_perl ?
<0> lol
<2> (he probably knows if i set up one at his house, he would be running in a chroot and i would be running outside of it)
<3> ECarroll: Yeah, just wait
<3> ECarroll: Yeah, but I'd have the "mom override" apparently
<11> any ideas on how to provide parameters to a stored procedure? ive been checking out bind_param and such though they seem to fill in ? placeholders
<11> not sure what to do if that stored procedure itself needs parameters though
<12> Stored procedures in which database?
<11> mssql/sybase
<2> hrm
<2> not all dbds support placeholders everywheres
<2> you can always call $dbh->quote_param on it or whatever
<12> haven,
<12> http://www.sqlteam.com/item.asp?ItemID=2755
<12> Here's something specially for MSSQL
<3> Hrmph.
<2> oh **** 2:09 bed time
<2> later.
<12> ECarroll, cya
<11> ofer0: thanks, still no go for me yet, but yeah im pretty sure that the syntax is "exec StoredProcName $Parm2, $Parm2" now though
<12> You tried creating the procedure as shown?
<11> ofer0: yeah, very similar anyway, CREATE PROCEDURE owner.name @parm1 type @parm2 type AS sqlhere GO
<12> Then I have no idea what could be the problem.. sorry
<11> with comma , between @parm1 and @parm2
<11> ofer0: np, thanks for the help
<12> Try to ask someone who is more familiar with MSSQL, or search the MSDN
<11> ofer0: im gonna try and test it from c#/VB and see if its the stored proc or the perl syntax
<2> he syntax for mssql is "exec foo(@params)"
<2> etc
<11> ECarroll: @params being an array of your parameters in the correct order?
<2> no
<2> @params being an mssql variable
<2> mssql uses @ for its sigil


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