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<rindolf> buu: are you a freelancer.
<buu> No.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: don't know yet.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: he is an observant Jew.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: doesn't work or read emails on Saturday.
<Chris62vw> rindolf, oh, I see
<iamtheobject> but, not, really.
<Chris62vw> what CAN he do on a Saturday? besides pray, I'm guessing
<buu> They need to bring back maybourne =[
<buu> He was hilarious.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: lots of people at my (former ?) workplace are observant Jews.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: well, he can read stuff.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: and write.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: and play games.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: not computer games. That's considered "fire".
<buu> EvanCarroll: Did you see the latest alternate dimension sg1 thing?
<Chris62vw> rindolf, "fire"? and why not computer games anyway
<Chris62vw> can he play football? :-)
<rindolf> I'm using the computador on Sat, but I usually don't work for profit.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: sure.
<Chris62vw> so just no computer??
<rindolf> Chris62vw: because a computer is considered fire.
<EvanCarroll> I'm sure i've seen every episode except the very newest 10x4
<rindolf> All electricity is.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: no, all electricity.
<buu> EvanCarroll: It was the one with the Evil alternate sg1 trying to steal their power crystal matrix thing.
<iamtheobject> zero point module
<buu> YES THANKS.
<EvanCarroll> yea I saw it
<EvanCarroll> and like 30 fraisers
<EvanCarroll> and ****
<buu> Yeah
<buu> carters.
<buu> 1 frasier.
<iamtheobject> Your welcome, I spent about 2 hours last night reading wiki's on star gate and the atlantis spin off
<iamtheobject> heh
<Khisanth> rindolf: so they have to walk around the dark too?
<buu> iamtheobject: I have them all memorized anyway.
<Chris62vw> rindolf, oh, I see. cool
<Chris62vw> rindolf, hey, do you eat pig byproducts? like bacon?
<buu> Chris62vw: by.. product?
<iamtheobject> I don't like pork
<buu> IT'S PIG.
<Chris62vw> buu, anything derived from PIG MOTHER****ER!
<bennymack> hey dudes, i have an actual perl question that I asked a couple hours ago
<Chris62vw> pork. that's the word. thank you iamtheobject
<Chris62vw> bennymack, ask again
<bennymack> is there a way to declare a sub so that the compiler will place it "inline" where it is called?
<Chris62vw> what do you mean by inline?
<buu> bennymack: ()
<Chris62vw> you can declare a sub once, and then with code later, like this: sub hello; (later) sub hello { return "World" }
<bennymack> in the C sense. replace the call to the function with the function code to avoid the overhead of a sub call.
<doug> so
<buu> bennymack: If you declare a sub with a prototype of () perl will attempt to do so.
<doug> what's the best livecd?
<Chris62vw> the overhead of a sub call? don't worry about such things in perl
<bennymack> buu: ahh ok that's cool
<doug> and, i mean, the absolute best.
<doug> maybe even the bestest.
<Chris62vw> doug, gentoo's?
<doug> hm.
<bennymack> Chris62vw: well I was reading about Rose::DB and how it's rather monolithic for that reason
<buu> EvanCarroll: How come nobody else was smart enough to use irises?
<doug> i also need to know the absolute best cat litter brand
<bennymack> http://www.dev411.com/blog/2006/06/01/rose-db-object-high-performance-perl-orm
<rindolf> Chris62vw: no, pig is non-kosher.
<rindolf> Khisanth: well, you can keep fires burning on Saturday, but not start new fires.
<Chris62vw> doug, Tidy Cats
<buu> rindolf: So if you leave the computer on..
<doug> i think i'll see if consumerrepors has an etry oh the matter...
<rindolf> Khisanth: so if you have the lights on, you can keep them on.
<rindolf> buu: yes, but I think doing stuff on the computer is considered business, which is also not allowed.
<EvanCarroll> buu: outdated technology that doesn't always work
<buu> EvanCarroll: IT ALWAYS WORKS.
<EvanCarroll> s2
<EvanCarroll> it didn't
<Chris62vw> doug, actually, my friend has this clear cat litter; it looks like a bunch of huge clear BB's. its pretty cool looking
<buu> EvanCarroll: Well, except for the one time it didn't
<buu> =[
<EvanCarroll> sokar pwnt it
<EvanCarroll> new one still ****s
<rindolf> I like the Sabath concept but think that modern Judaism has taken it to an unhappy extreme.
<buu> Yeah, but when I ****ing conquered a planet, I'd put a goddamn iris on the stargate
<rindolf> Or is it sabbath.
<buu> Then watch sg1 splatter
<rindolf> buu: are you a freelancer now?
<Chris62vw> rindolf, what's funny is that there are these varying levels of "Jewishness" (orthodox, etc.) and all people think they will get to heaven if they do their part
<buu> NO RINDOLF.
<Chris62vw> I bet the orthodox jew doesn't own a computer
<rindolf> buu: OK.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: some Orthodox Jews do.
<Khisanth> rindolf: sounds like the cities are wasting a lot of electricity keeping the street lights on during the day
<Chris62vw> rindolf, they're going to hell!! :-)
<rindolf> Chris62vw: some Orthodox Jews are pretty liberal-minded.
<Chris62vw> Khisanth, whatever it takes to get to heaven man...
<rindolf> Khisanth: well, no.
<Khisanth> Chris62vw: everyone is going to hell anyway
<rindolf> Khisanth: because there's a controller that turns them off automatically.
<Chris62vw> rindolf, what's up with the Hasidic jews? are they in Israel?
<rindolf> Chris62vw: there are many Hasidic Jews in Israel.
<Khisanth> since there are multiple religions that says non believers go to hell :)
<Chris62vw> blondie, you give him a... gluestick to... **** on... no comment
<buu> EvanCarroll: sg1 is really, really bad about redshirts
<rindolf> Chris62vw: but there are many non-Hasidic ones too.
<Khisanth> rindolf: and people control the controllers!
<Chris62vw> rindolf, right, right
<blondie> buu: they dont wear red!
<rindolf> Chris62vw: I think the Hasidic deviated by making sure a person can pray on the road or whatever.
<buu> blondie: CLOSE ENOUGH.
<rindolf> Khisanth: it's a 10 line Perl script. It has no mind of its own.
<rindolf> Khisanth: in ancient Judaism there was a common underworld. There was no hell.
<blondie> oh, this week's sg1 just arrived
<EvanCarroll> jews are much less likely to push hell for the purposes of conversion
<rindolf> And the underworld was not something you'd look forward to.
<buu> blondie: Yuppers.
<buu> But I haven't watched it for =[
<rindolf> EvanCarroll: which Jews.
<blondie> for?
<EvanCarroll> I never heard it mentioned before at my mom's temple
<EvanCarroll> rindolf: she is reformed
<ew73> I sort of think the underworld of the Greeks was pretty cool.
<EvanCarroll> I wonder if the temple has a web site
<EvanCarroll> http://www.temple-beth-torah.org/
<EvanCarroll> hhaha
<blondie> I have a Temple of Glue
<blondie> o.o
<Chris62vw> rindolf, is it a "Jewish thing" for me to not shave?
<rindolf> Chris62vw: I think shaving by a razor is disallowed according to the Jewish religion.
<rindolf> Chris62vw: but some Jews shave by using scisors, etc.
<Chris62vw> oh, interesting
<rindolf> Or with special substances.
<Chris62vw> never a close shave
<blondie> you can get shavers now instead
<Chris62vw> with nair? eww! :-)
<rindolf> Some observant jews that is.
<Khisanth> rindolf: nothing that can't be solved with bribing the officials in hell!
<Chris62vw> blondie, yeah but that sounds like cheating
<blondie> or hair removal cream.
<EvanCarroll> Chris62vw: they auctually use plasma matza for their waxing needs
<blondie> that could get expensive though!
<Chris62vw> hair removal cream never works well, I've heard
<blondie> I wont tell you what I used that for :)
<Chris62vw> EvanCarroll, so what's a matza then
<Khisanth> they can get cancer and ... :P
<EvanCarroll> Chris62vw: a ball of yeist
<Chris62vw> EvanCarroll, oh
<Chris62vw> EvanCarroll, I didn't know you were a jew, jew
<EvanCarroll> Chris62vw: wtf buu mentions it ever 2 seconds
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