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<0> buu: then how can I ensure that I've deleted it?
<1> buu: I've been singing "Do you Fear Me?" all day.
<2> head file.pl | cat -v
<3> od -c file.pl | less
<0> both of those confirm that there is no such ugly \r
<4> ho0ber: Use program to strip it.
<4> perl -pi -e's/\r\n/\n/g' foo.pl
<4> Then try it again.
<5> WOOHOO
<0> buu: done, and same error
<5> php is winning
<5> ahahaha
<5> perl blows.
<5> ho0ber: where is that httpd.conf
<6> sili_: Your logic is undeniable
<5> php == appearling, perl == scary and hard



<0> sili_ working on it, just a sec
<5> WHAT SORT OF LANGUAGE LETS YOU WRITE A WEB SERVER IN 34 LINES
<0> sili_: was appearling a slip? ;)
<0> lol
<5> ho0ber: s/l//
<0> perl isn't scary, its just unfamiliar. I'm willing and interested, don't get me wrong.
<5> tr/l//!
<3> LOL
<5> tybalt89: this means you.
<7> php == appearing?
<3> hehehe
<6> sili_: You mean tr/l//d
<5> revdiablo: ya, but for r. the L is good.
<5> linuxnohow: hush child
<8> any suggestions on anything (besides a logo and som styling) to add to this: http://www.gmprice.com - it gives you a simple way to find the aggregate sold price of a type of item on ebay (I'm using a perl backend on it - XMLRPC for communication to the frontend)
<9> I wanna learn ferite, but the damn thing won't compile
<10> revdiablo: y~l~~d
<10> woo!
<5> http://www.gmprice.com/index.php?qstring=perl
<5> perl cream for $1.50. excellent
<5> nipple armit whitening :|
<6> avar: y ylyy d;
<3> sili_: I use that web server a lot for developing and testing code, plus I have two instances running here, one for my wiki, and the other for a TV schedule server.
<6> Oh, no space before the d
<6> eval: $_ = "ljlj"; y ylyyd; $_
<11> revdiablo: Return: jj
<5> revdiablo: ****. couldn't you just write transliterate('l', '', TR_D_CONSTANT)?
<3> s g1gggggggggggggg;
<12> :/
<5> lokkju: needs some flash banners
<0> sili_ & buu: http://norse.homeip.net/~sdc/broken/ has pretty much everything. I know I probably just made a noob mistake somewhere while trying to fix it, but cut me some slack :)
<5> lokkju: and also some grammar errors. anywhere
<5> never
<0> and note that those are just copies
<6> I misread that as "cut me some brick"
<6> Which would have been funnier!
<0> haha
<0> sili: the .pl files are copied to _pl files for your reading pleasure
<5> ho0ber: where is the script located? on the fs
<0> at /files/www/cgi-bin/
<5> ho0ber: did you chmod +x?
<0> yes
<5> hello.pl works?
<0> yep - oh, forgot that part
<0> http://norse.homeip.net/cgi-bin/hello.pl and http://norse.homeip.net/cgi-bin/stat.pl
<13> well to implement POET i'm going to steal from dngor's mortal enemy HOE and use his %/@INC tricks to make POET work automagically
<4> [Tue Apr 04 20:12:12 2006] [error] [client 192.168.0.2] (2)No such file
<4> or directory: exec of '/files/www/cgi-bin/stat.pl' failed
<4> That means it can not find the shebang
<4> It is wrong. Fix.
<5> ho0ber: hello_.pl an exact copy?
<0> yes, exact
<0> I even copied it over after running the perl to strip
<14> simcop2387: But HOE's not POE's mortal enemy. It was written by a guy in irc.perl.org #poe.
<0> buu: if it cannot find the shebang, then what would I change? perl is in fact in /usr/bin/
<5> ho0ber: you are missing a / on your shebang
<5> #!/usr/bin/per
<4> How about a l
<5> not #!usr/bin/perl
<10> #!/usr/bin/env perl



<5> #!usr/bin/perl # what you have
<5> after that, make sure you have DBI installed
<13> dngor: oh i thought it was :)
<13> how would i do a strikethrough in pod? (can i?
<5> i sneezed and it didn't make my busted rib hurt! yay!
<0> sili_: done and done, same result
<13> sili: i sneeze and if feels like i've given myself a hernia(sp?)
<5> simcop2387: why
<13> now it hurts to breath on my left side
<13> sili: dunno
<5> freak
<15> don't use env unless you MUST
<15> it slows things down, and it can break stuff
<15> it's also not completely portable.
<13> dngor: your the robert fellow that created POE right? (i'm just making sure so i can properly document the sources of things)
<14> simcop2387: You should hang out with the Deep Thinkers more. :) Yeah, I'm Robert.
<13> dngor: deep thinkers? you mean irc.perl.org?
<16> Robert Capputo
<16> Caputo even
<6> Woohoo
<6> I got accepted for Gmail Hosted
<13> revdiablo: cool
<5> ho0ber: is the error in the log still the same?
<0> sili_: correction, once I removed debug, it works (but the css seems to be messed). I'm ***uming I should snag debug
<16> revdiablo, what's that?
<0> sili_ I just checked that to find out
<8> revdiablo, how long did you have to wait?
<5> ho0ber: you might not have CGI::Debug installed
<6> lokkju: About 4 or 5 days
<0> sili_ thats what I meant by snag it, I'll get it in a few here
<6> amnesiac: Using gmail for MX on your own domain
<16> oh
<0> sili_: but I think the core of my issue has been resolved, I had some dumb mistakes (I probably accidentally hit insert) while editing, but I think I can troubleshoot on my own for a while here
<13> does irc.perl.org not have nickserv/chanserv?
<17> no, simcop2387
<13> Somni: k, long time no see
<5> have fun.
<5> ho0ber: and FYI you were getting apache errors, not perl errors
<17> hi!
<6> simcop2387: This is neat, I have always been too lazy to set up my own MX
<0> sili_: yes, I know, but ones alien to me, and familiar to buu
<5> buu: you fail. it wasn't \r
<5> but shebang was messed.
<0> nah, buu was right, it was the shebang
<0> yeah
<8> so, anything else I should add to http://www.gmprice.com/ - it is a simple pricing engine for ebay that automates the completed items search for you, and returns averages - php frontend, with perl xmlrpc backend... I know it needs to be styled, and have a logo, but besides that, any functionality I should add?
<8> revdiablo, damn, I signed up over a month ago, still no acceptance
<0> the amazing thing is that I had 4 different problems while trying to fix this, and as I fixed them, there was no change in the resulting apache errors until all were fixed.
<13> revdiablo: whats the domain i'll sign you up for gigs of spam
<5> lokkju: i told you already
<6> simcop2387: yourmom.com
<8> sili, sorry, and I got timed out, and disconnected
<13> revdiablo: heh
<5> lokkju: and also some grammar errors. anywhere
<5> lokkju: needs some flash banners
<8> wtf? flash????
<0> I'm out - thanks again.
<5> YES! FLASH!
<8> sili_, I do hope you are being what your name implies
<5> THE INTERACTIVE GAME TYPES
<5> lokkju: no, flash banners and grammatical errors complete a web site.
<9> and lets not forget under construction gifs
<9> and midis playing in the bathroom
<5> merlyn: if the price is right
<16> 10000000USD/mo
<5> amnesiac: that looks goo
<5> d
<17> ten meeellion dollars!
<15> not quite that much
<10> Just give me AIDS infected hookers, crack and some pancakes, and I'm game
<18> jseval: write("foo bar baz".split(/\s+/).length);
<11> b0at: 3Return: 1
<6> jseval: "foo bar baz".split(/\s+).join("-")


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