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<0> Elly: How is life
<1> buu: stressful
<0> Why?
<2> lesshaste: fast enough :) What are you looking to do with it?
<3> buu: how's your job? Are you disgruntled yet?
<4> PerlJam: basically large correlation calculations
<1> buu: multiple big projects due on short notice
<4> PerlJam: string matching :)
<4> PerlJam: two binary strings p and t. Want to compute the inner product at every position of p in t
<0> dooky: No, not yet.
<4> PerlJam: it's two fft calculations in essense
<4> essence
<2> lesshaste: how big are p and t typically?
<4> PerlJam: big :) up to RAM size
<4> it is clearly better in C and I can do it in C but I can't stand doing anything else in C



<5> $a === $b // omg
<4> that's the problem :)
<0> We need an 'omg' operator.
<0> open $file or omg die;
<4> I need different programming languages for every bit of my code :)
<2> Typically, RAM is the limiting factor with PDL anyway. Most of the things I do are on the order of 1/10 RAM size and it's quite fast.
<2> I'm not sure how performance degrades with matrix size though.
<4> PerlJam: ok thx.. I may come back tomorrow with some PDL question :)
<4> Is there a general perl maths library for things like testing primality etc?
<0> lesshaste: You're probably looking at it..
<2> I would be really cool if someone took a typical problem (say something with FFTs) and did the performance analysis :-)
<2> s/I/It/
<4> buu: oh...
<5> eval: $a = 19.99 * 100; [$a, int $a]
<6> sili: Return: $VAR1 = ['1999',1998];
<5> eval: $a = 19.99 * 100.0; [$a, int $a]
<6> sili: Return: $VAR1 = ['1999',1998];
<4> hmm... now this is WEIRD :)
<4> perl -e 'print "PRIME" if (1 x shift) !~ /^(11+)\1+$/' $number
<4> prime number tester :)0
<7> heh
<2> Abigail++
<5> PerlJam: explain $a = 19.99 * 100.0; [$a, int $a]
<0> Yay floating points
<2> sili: ye olde floating point math error
<5> which
<4> that is the most bizarre one-liner I have ever seen ;)
<0> What is the appropiate content-type for ..
<8> perl is slow: my sqlite-backed markov chain learner (works like megahal) does 0.9 lines/second :-(
<0> integral: How is that perl's fault?
<0> Maybe your SQL ****s
<9> integral: disk access is SLOW
<10> i can't seem to get mod_perl 1.9 to upgrade to 2 , any ideas
<9> winn2: how the ****?
<2> winn2: why would you want to?
<9> mod_perl 1.9 was nowhere *NEAR* 2.0
<4> perl is very slow for some things and fast for others
<9> integral: I'm sure that makes you very sad :P
<11> Hi, is POSIX::strptime on perl by default?
<8> Botje: *extremely*! I hate standard indentation styles for scheme, and where you put closing parens
<12> lesshaste: perl -ne 'print "fibonacci" if /^\s*(?:((?(1)(?(3)(?(2)\2|\3)(\1)|(\S))|\S))\s+)+\z/'
<2> jpinto: there is no POSIX::strptime
<12> PerlJam: there is
<9> mauke: *blink
<7> "Module POSIX was first distributed with perl 5.00307"
<12> it's on CPAN
<8> cpan: POSIX::strptime
<9> my head just asploded.
<13> POSIX::strptime - - http://search.cpan.org/~KSCHEIBEL/POSIX-strptime-0.06/lib/POSIX/strptime.pm
<12> it's a module, not a function :-)
<8> (strptime is also in Time::Piece, and DateTime::Format::Strptime)
<14> anyone know of an tutorial on how to us CPAN to install a module?
<7> whoops :)
<8> perldoc perlmodinstall, Bigredjoe
<13> The perldoc for perlmodinstall - Perl modules: how to install from CPAN is at http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodinstall.html
<11> thanks
<0> corelist: POSIX::strptime
<13> This will be added by christmas
<7> cool



<2> heh
<0> perldoc life with cpan > Bigredjoe
<0> er
<0> perlbot life with cpan > Bigredjoe
<4> mauke: :)
<14> thanks
<14> where should a newbie go before asking a question?
<15> Finland
<8> www.perlmonks.org is good, except for not being usenet...
<0> Er, what the hell are you supposed to do to the filename=; part of the Content-Disposition?
<16> saute it in olive oil
<0> Thanks thrig.
<16> np
<16> does RFC 2183 cover it? Been a while since I read it...
<0> No, it just says "value" which is apparently defined in 2045.. maybe
<17> buu that's the filename that the web browser defaults to when saving it
<0> runnera: Yes, thanks, I knew that.
<17> oh ok
<0> Ahh, quoted string.
<0> How logical.
<10> does anyone have a script for nuking an old mod_perl install?
<16> how would one know where it was installed, where Apache is, and so forth?
<10> on the apache docs i found this but am scared to use it % find /usr/lib/perl5 -name 'Apache2*' -exec rm -rf {} \
<0> Sounds like fun to me!
<0> I desire... evil code.
<10> lol
<18> that's just evil. I'd at least use rm -ri instead of rm -rf
<15> I wouldn't type a command unless I meant to execute it
<19> GumbyBRAIN: be evil
<20> Prof_Vince: Evil would be metaprogramming.
<19> here you go
<8> cube it
<21> This is like celebrating Jewish heritage by running Caddyshack II because it has Jackie Mason in it.
<8> GumbyBRAIN: But what about metaevil?
<20> integral: So what about metaevil?
<15> GumbyBRAIN: Hot chicken ***
<20> avar: *** with a large chicken.
<22> Hello, thrig.
<23> just been reading a lot about pirates on wikip
<23> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jolly_Roger
<24> hey Yaakov
<22> Hello, Pete_I.
<8> GumbyBRAIN: You always wanted to be a lumberjack!
<20> integral: You always wanted to know why (.*) isn't matching foo.bar.com/site.com.access.log") =~ s/\/var1\/nfs-apache-logs/(.*)/(.*).access.log.
<12> GumbyBRAIN is awesome
<20> mauke: That is awesome.
<25> hah
<19> GumbyBRAIN: you're as hueg as a xbox
<20> Prof_Vince: So you as a xbox.
<25> <3 GumbyBRAIN
<22> GumbyBRAIN is dead.
<20> Yaakov: "3 billion people died?" reporter: "possibly, but we're reporting 3 billion dead.
<12> GumbyBRAIN: loli haet pizza
<20> mauke: Pizza hut employees are human; humans need food; pizza hut people order in; they know which number to go to pizza hut.
<8> GumbyBRAIN is wirthless.
<20> integral: Oblivions ai is ok.
<18> GumbyBRAIN: stop attracting people
<20> b_jonas: Does that need to know too much work and no one will pay $10 to see what people like you need to stop people from a file) in one line.
<18> huh?
<18> eval: )
<6> b_jonas: Error: syntax error at (eval 126) line 2, near "; ) "
<22> integral: I can't believe you are fraternizing with this interloper, this imposter, that fraudulent brain!
<10> "meta mod_perl-1.99_xx is mod_perl 2.0 to-be." i found this on the apache mod_perl website are they saying these two versions are the same
<8> GumbyBRAIN: Why are you so damn fast?
<20> integral: So is the release of "the fast and i are probably plugged in on time and don't forget to love.
<10> http://perl.apache.org/docs/2.0/user/help/help.html#Reporting_Problems
<26> winn2's url is at http://xrl.us/kpdz
<22> integral: do you care nothing for the memory of the true GumbyBRAIN?
<8> A GumbyBRAIN is only transient; a fleeting pattern on the impulses of the lightning world.
<22> A GumbyBRAIN is the product of all its states, it is not static, but it is influenced by all the love it is given from birth. This... thing... is a poseur. A worker of imposture most vile. A ghoul inhabiting the sleek shell that was once the abode of a true friend, a fine brain.
<22> IT'S ALL CRAPPED UP MAN
<0> Byakhee byakhee take me away!
<8> hmm, I wonder how hard it would be to get pugs to target scheme...
<12> GumbyBRAIN: comment this code: long typedef T; unsigned char typedef S; S*s; T V[UCHAR_MAX+1],n,l=1,i; FILE*F;


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