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<0> just offering to help
<1> ayrnieu: Apachez
<2> bluebeard apparently we are trolls
<3> I know
<3> wtf?
<0> thanks Khisanth
<1> and actually it's not as old as I thought. Only March
<1> it just seems like ages ago ;)
<4> bluebeard - co-trolling : a grand !new evolution in trolling.
<3> cotrolling?
<4> bluebeard - yes. Like cooperative play in Doom.
<2> wait wait wait
<2> there's coop in doom?
<1> rhoppenrath: of course! always was.
<2> i don't remember that for some reason
<3> okay, that's like saying cat is to kitten as meatballs are to couches.
<1> sort of lame, but
<2> psh, all my couches grew up to become meatballs
<4> rhoppenrath - in the original, yes. Co-trolls also definitely exist, and I've experienced enough of them to find it amusing to make a note of situations with similar patterns.
<0> Khisanth, can u drop the *!*@203.94.134.* ban please?
<3> what IS your definition of a co-troll?
<0> and the *!*@*.datac.com.au
<0> *!*@*.dataco.com.au even
<3> joobiee, quit causing trouble.
<5> wtf
<5> this uddi **** is only there to piss me off
<0> im not blue
<3> how in the hell does blue apply?
<5> i think -o means "no"
<3> haha
<0> yea
<2> bluebeard: he was abbreviating your name
<2> as in, "i'm not, bluebeard"
<3> ahhh
<0> what about a ban for my fellow co-trolls
<2> i'm not scurvy :p
<6> there we go, now I'll know when someone's talking to me.
<2> i don't have scurvy
<4> joobiee - you still haven't looked up E-Prime. Or didn't you like what Robert Anton Wilson had to say about it?
<6> I don't have scurvy either.
<6> it be just my beard.
<7> fajita, mod_dav
<7> oh
<6> umm..
<6> LoliDesu, is that japanese?
<0> ill look it up ayrnieu now
<6> 'cause if it is, that's ****ing sick.
<8> scurvybeard: sorta...
<4> scurvy - it means to approximate japanese.
<8> how is it sick?
<6> Loli is afaik a shortening of lolita complex.
<1> Desu is the state of being verb?
<8> scurvybeard: yes...
<4> hobbs - a 'copula', I think, yes.
<6> and that is ****ing sick...
<8> what does copula mean?
<4> scurvy - you should also read about E-Prime.
<7> scurvybeard: have you met shemale_magic yet?
<6> I don't have a problem with chicks with ****s.
<6> although it IS tmi.
<4> lolidesu - English grammarians make use of it in their overanalysis of English grammar, but I only know of it from J (www.jsoftware.com) vocabulary descriptions. J calls its functionoids 'verbs', its ***ignment operatoroids 'copulas', and so on, to save on traditional-programming-language-terminology confusion.
<1> haha, J.
<4> scurvy - CWD do not necessarily cl*** as 'loli'.
<8> ayrnieu: speak english x.x
<4> scurvy - oh, er, nevermind.
<6> CWD?
<6> what?
<4> lolidesu - a term from English grammar.
<4> scurvy - 'chicks with ****s', as you said.
<1> J is "Let's prove that APL isn't all about the funky symbols!"
<6> what?
<4> hobbs - you could say so, but you'd pointlessly disparage KEI and Roger Hui and other APL luminaries.
<2> mmm taquitos
<2> i haven't had a taquito in a very long time
<2> i could have had one a couple of weeks ago but i was already full/drunk
<6> you're sounding more like gumbybrain every time you hit return, ayrnieu
<6> oh
<4> scurvy - talking with GumbyBRAIN will disabuse you of that perception.
<6> lol
<1> ayrnieu: Disparaging is what I do best?
<9> hey, is there a YAML spec that is recognized by a standards organization?
<6> I never said that CWD eq loli
<6> CWD eq futanari
<6> or something like that.
<4> jrsims - I don't know of one, but without asking the web I can say that YAML has enough of a spec that it has multiple useful implementations across several languages.
<6> I'm saying that 'loli' is a disgusting thing, because it involves the portayal of children as ***ual object.
<9> ayrnieu: I think I like YAML
<6> CWD is just strange, and TMI from that shemale_magic char.
<4> jrsims - in one application, for instance, I 'optimized' the program initialization by way of changing 'use YAML' to 'use YAML::Syck'.
<9> ayrnieu: what's YAML::Syck?
<4> http://search.cpan.org/~autrijus/YAML-Syck-0.45/lib/YAML/Syck.pod
<9> YAML-Syck-0.45/lib/YAML/Syck.pod
<1> jrsims: http://whytheluckystiff.net/syck/
<6> lol
<4> makes use of a C YAML library named 'libsyck'.
<1> for info on what's syck :)
<9> wow. syck looks sweet. and will mortally wound you if you get in its way.
<6> haha, delicious: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/nemosushi.jpg
<9> GumbyBRAIN: syck!
<10> Wow. Syck looks sweet. And will mortally wound you if you were, whatever.
<1> haha
<1> scurvybeard: that's definitely Marlin ;)
<6> looks more like clownfish.
<6> or is that the name of the dad?
<1> right
<5> hobbs: web services?
<1> sili_: jro freivprf!
<11> guys i have a problem
<5> not surprised
<11> i execute a nagios plugin written in perl
<5> yay nagios
<11> from the same machine and i have a response
<6> what the ****: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/catfood.wmv ?
<11> i execute nrpe plugin pointed to remote host in order tu execute the same plugin and i have the same response but without the number of request
<11> any idea?
<11> for example
<11> [root@IPDAER0682MIA ~]# /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/apache_request.pl -w 200 -c 380
<11> OK - 10 current apache requests | 'apache requests'=10;200;380
<11> Gestion-monitor libexec # ./check_nrpe -H some-ip check_apache_requests
<11> OK - current apache requests | 'apache requests'=;200;380
<11> Gestion-monitor libexec # ./check_nrpe -H some-ip -c check_apache_requests
<9> what's a quick way to dump the content of all text files in a dir into a variable?
<9> no wait - how would I say "for each file_in_dir, do this"
<6> $var = `cat path/to/dir/*`
<1> jrsims: for (glob("$dir/*")) { ... }
<6> for $file_in_dir (<path/to/dir/*>
<9> great thanks!
<6> use the <>!
<4> jrsims - you can also use readdir
<9> ok, now what method would let me extract unique urls from a text source? Like if I had yahoo.com appear twice, to only extract it once.
<12> jrsims, I have no idea what you're doing, but the unix shell command 'uniq' removes duplicate entries
<9> TPC: that could work for now. thanks.
<4> jrsims - List::Compare , perhaps. Or a hash. Or something else.
<13> lol: http://search.cpan.org/~philcrow/Java-Swing-0.11/Swing.pm
<1> rutski89: yeeeee!
<13> is it possible to make an easily installable perl app for windows?
<9> what would the regex be to grab anything between <tag> and </tag>?
<13> you know, when where the average non-techie user will be able to just "click click click OK over and over again" to install.
<4> jrsims - the obvious regex. If you deal with HTML or XML, however, no obvious regex will suffice. Use a parser.
<13> jrsims: if you want to parse HTML check out: http://search.cpan.org/~gaas/HTML-Parser-3.54/Parser.pm
<13> jrsims: for any given task "X" search "X" on http://search.cpan.org/ and you'll probably find a module for it
<9> ayrnieu: yeah, the HTML::LinkExtor docs aren't making much sense to me right now.
<1> jrsims: LinkExtractor is cleaner. :)
<4> jrsims - I've used HTML::LinkExtractor , and the channel can answer questions about their use.
<9> k
<13> jrsims: looks pretty simple to me, what do you find confusing about it? the \&cb part?
<9> rutski89: I'm a noob and I haven't gotten to OO perl yet
<13> jrsims: There's not very much OO in http://search.cpan.org/~gaas/HTML-Parser-3.54/lib/HTML/LinkExtor.pm and nobody is a perl noob, we're all just at different levels
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