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<0> and said "he, that's my namee!"
<1> ha
<2> If I should ever publish, then at least the name will be more than sufficiently unique :)
<3> sqd: you don't _need_ to sort to do that.
<4> wow, mike douglas
<4> merv griffin
<1> so are you a milti millionaire knowing all that perl?
<4> hehe
<4> joey bishop
<4> I remember all those old talk shows
<5> Teratogen: Those are good version names, too.
<1> <---wants to get rich by programming
<1> heh
<2> serpentor: Forget it
<5> Teratogen: Jack Parr
<3> serpentor: good frigging luck.



<4> right
<2> serpentor: The job consumes your mind and makes you mad, or makes your arms, wrists, and fingers hurt if not.
<6> cfedde is there a reason why you wouldnt though ?
<2> Note that, unfortunately, this isn't exclusive or.
<5> Teratogen: Dinah Shore
<6> i mean is it considered BAD ?
<4> there's another one I am trying to think of
<3> sqd: using sort is an easy way to do it.
<2> sqd: It's a waste of memory.
<1> sorta like gollum
<3> sqd: sorting is not a bad way either. Just does a bit more work than is absolutly necessary.
<6> ok
<2> sqd: So consider the amount of data that you expect.
<4> Arsenio Hall?
<4> no
<6> i was just wondering
<1> I have 100M of stuff on my home windows box before I even open a browser
<0> I've never been a millionaire
<1> in ram
<0> but I've made six figures in a year
<0> two of those were after the decimal point though. :)
<6> teacher marked me down for using sort
<2> "figures"?
<1> cmon
<3> sqd: there's a nice builtin for sort. and not one for reduce. so just use sort.
<2> (images?)
<5> I am going to be a thousandaire.
<1> I make 70k a lowly linux admin
<1> I feel poverty living in los angeles
<5> Juerd: "figures" also means "numbers".
<2> Yaakov: digits?
<0> "making six figures" means 100K to 999K
<2> I see
<1> oow thats good
<5> Juerd: Yes, and "figuring" is doing basic math.
<1> I guess I make only 5 :(
<2> Yaakov: I figured that.
<0> well - see my followon comment
<1> heh
<0> I've never had a gross salary that exceeded about $50K
<0> even in the dot-com boom
<7> buu: i don't seem to have a sane compilation environment in my Linux VMs atm.
<1> now paul graham on his site says that using lisp he avoided using a relational db despite presur from venture capital types
<0> for being famous, I'm not very rich. :)
<0> that's the way it goes.
<7> buu: but my source is at http://lewellyn.pastebin.ca/78257 and the build output is at http://lewellyn.pastebin.ca/78259
<8> The paste 78257 has been moved to http://erxz.com/pb/1852
<1> has anyone ever built a kick*** huge website awith speed without using rdbms?
<0> serpentor - what's the context of your question?
<7> note again that the source is from perldoc perlembed
<8> Type 'perldoc perlembed' in your shell or go to http://perldoc.perl.org/perlembed.html
<3> merlyn: you are famous in a very small circuit. Get someone to make a blockbuster movie out of your book.
<1> are rdbms needed or are they wrong way to go?
<0> compared to *what* and for *what* purpsoe?
<1> the lord of the perl rings 4
<0> you keep asking absolutes
<0> that's not possible to answer
<1> well say for a sales database for a 100 person company
<1> oh
<0> to do *what*?
<6> what book did merlyn write ?



<1> to track clients
<0> perlbot, merlyn's books
<9> camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom
<0> perlbot, merlyn's columns
<9> unix review (65 and counting), linux magazine (84 and counting), web techniques (70), perl journal (14), freely available at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/columns.html
<1> sync notes from travelling sales reps to master data store
<0> two more of those this weekend. :)
<6> oh wow
<3> many of us learned perl at merlyn's knee
<6> ive actually read those :)
<6> and we are using llama 4th ed in my summer school cl***
<0> cool!
<0> I make $1.50 per copy from those!
<0> yeay!
<6> haha
<6> awesome
<0> before sam gets his cut anyway
<0> sam and state of oregon
<7> merlyn: they just bought you a few rounds :)
<6> you probably made like $45 from my cl***
<1> I got 4th ed of leanring perl from santa monica libraray! <<<ganstaa
<1> :)
<0> cool!
<3> Did you know that there is a government plot to take between 20 and 30 percent of your income before you even see your ckeck!?!??!
<4> serpentor, did you keep it?
<0> I can eat dinner now
<4> =)
<1> <---work is a mess, I need to learn to program to get thigns organzied
<6> yeah except my teacher marked me down for using sort :(
<0> using sort to do what?
<1> merlyn can I start to use POE after your book
<3> sqd: get used to that.
<6> find the max number in an array
<1> or do I need lots mroe info to get to using POE
<0> after llama and alpaca, yes
<6> yeah i mean i still got a 95
<0> you need references and objects for POE
<7> merlyn: you have any hints on where i can ask questions about embedding perl in c, since this channel is a bit sparse on that knowledge? :)
<0> so read llama + alpaca
<1> mmm
<1> k
<1> which one is aplaca again?
<1> programming perl?
<3> or perlintro, perlreftut and perlboot
<0> intermediate perl now
<0> formerly learning perl objects references and modules
<0> bad name for a book
<0> programming perl = camel
<5> Tomorrow I get to see a high school friend I haven't seen in about 10 years.
<5> I am happy about it.
<10> what is the title of your book merlyn
<10> ?
<1> what curent edition?
<0> rimad - did you see what I pasted?
<0> perlbot, merlyn's books
<9> camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom
<0> all of those
<0> those are *all* books for which I'm listed as an author
<10> sorry
<2> Yaakov: Good luck
<0> go to amazon.com, type "randal schwartz" :)
<10> you have an ugly name
<10> surname too
<0> Yeah, I know
<0> it ****s
<0> I wanna change it legally to "merlyn"
<0> ingy beat me to it. :)
<2> merlyn: Really?
<5> Juerd: Thanks. He is the Chair of the Johns Hopkins CS Department.
<0> Ingy is legally Ingy dt Net
<0> see his blog
<2> merlyn: I mean, do you really want to change your name legally?


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