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<0> mcdonald's is ok if you get chicken instead of beef
<0> I can't stand their beef
<1> Teratogen: neither :)
<2> *laff*
<0> DebolazX: \b means word boundary
<2> what then, pizza?
<1> go be an american and light the grill ;)
<2> I think Wendy's closed =(
<2> I don't have any meat in the apartment
<2> just tuna fish
<3> petdance: Thank you.
<4> Teratogen: Do you like chicken? There might be a rare Cane's outlet near you.
<3> Err.. and thank you too peterS. :)
<0> (:
<5> for?
<2> never seen a Cane's



<2> of course ther is always Filiberto's
<0> petdance: bad nick complete, he meant me
<5> Bah!
<2> heheheh
<5> Thank me, too!
<5> GO ON DO IT
<6> hey petdance
<5> howdy
<0> petdance: in another channel, a guy named petemc gets all kinds of highlights intended for me. poor guy.
<2> Filiberto's = cheap mexican fast food
<6> petdance: we've talked in email
<2> a chorizo burrito or a chimichanga would be good right about now
<5> jkauffman:
<5> I'm sure.
<4> peterS: How high is his karma?
<6> petdance: I wrote your org asking for a vectorized version of the logo
<5> ah ok
<0> dabreegster: twelve percent of mine
<4> peterS: Demand what's yours!
<0> dabreegster: '/msg dpkg karma petemc' - I ***ume you mean karma on the channel I'm talking about, which is kept by the dpkg bot
<0> dabreegster: he probably earned the points he has
<4> peterS: Yeah, #debian is one of my regular hangouts too
<0> dabreegster: right, if you weren't on that channel dpkg would ignore you in /msg. she's pouty that way
<4> peterS: She?
<4> peterS: I pictured a bot named 'purl' as feminine, but dpkg is kind of neutral.
<0> I always use random gender pronouns when talking about bots. well, not random, usually feminine
<7> Most longstanding bots attract an aura of femininity ;)
<4> buubot: You don't smell feminine
<0> buubot isn't. buubot is very much a teenage boy
<7> obviously not buubot
<8> GumbyBRAIN: how many hormones did it take to change a light bulb anyway?
<9> gl***es raise your guys help. ;) I think i could take to get anyway.
<0> and I don't think megahals can be female either
<4> GumbyBRAIN: contacts are unhelpful?
<9> still fairly unhelpful.
<0> though usually they're so baked it's hard to tell
<8> that's a good way to describe them
<4> dadadodo seems genderless. Almost Godlike.
<0> nah, it's not about God, it's about peyote
<4> Not really a bot, but it uses Markov chains
<10> =[
<4> Can't sleep buu?
<10> This damn show is terrible interesting
<6> peterS: what in the world are you talking about?
<6> megahals? dadadodo?
<11> GumbyBRAIN: how many megahals does it take to change a lightbulb ?
<9> Even if a component happens to it.
<4> jkauffman: Exterminate all rational thought!
<10> ESTERMINATE
<0> jkauffman: a megahal is a type of bot. dadadodo is a syllable generation algorithm that produces mainly gibberish
<6> oh wow
<6> completely out of the loop on that
<0> well, dadadodo takes english text and rearranges syllables, if I'm not mistaken. I haven't played with it for a very very long time
<4> peterS: "Pain was I never ending wave of realization. The clouds, stick to catch a few lines." You call that gibberish?
<0> ok, words, not syllables
<6> sounds very GEBish
<0> not quite gibberish, but definitely manufactured with the aid of peyote.
<4> peterS: It doesn't rearrange syllables, it just calculates the frequency of word x next to word y and then does something with it. Freaky output when < poetry/*
<10> dabreegster: Isn't that jkust a markov



<6> how does a markov chain work
<4> buu: Yeah, I think I said that. 02:09 < dabreegster> Not really a bot, but it uses Markov chains
<7> jkauffman: markov chaining is really just math on probabilities of successive discrete events
<0> we think this is the technology William Faulkner used
<6> using an abacus?
<0> well, or did I mean Joyce? probably Joyce.
<0> I haven't read much by either of them
<7> jkauffman: in the context of chatterbots, the bot observes the frequencies of different pairs of words, then uses some words from your sentence as an initial state to generate a "highly probable sentence" of complete random crap ;)
<4> Anyway, I should rest for today. Bye.
<0> no, I don't usually get southern Americans and Irishmen mixed up
<12> hola
<6> hobbs: I see... like GumbyBRAIN
<12> ProggyClean is a nice font.
<7> jkauffman: yes
<7> peterS: GumbyBRAIN is way more enjoyable than Faulkner.
<0> I don't have Faulkner on /ignore though
<13> http://tshake.com/markovhash.c
<13> jkauffman: If you can understand that on your first try, you're a god in programming.
<13> It's only a hundred lines or so though.
<12> does anybody here find such joy in compacting 3 pages of code into one, and completley obsucating it on the way?
<2> yes
<2> a sadistic joy
<2> >=)
<0> nachos: only when I've nothing better to do, and the 3 pages are crap that _should_ be condensed because the author didn't understand perl idioms
<2> what do they call it, schaudenfreude?
<12> lol
<13> nachos: That's not condensed. It's incredibly well written.
<0> close, schadenfreude
<11> GumbyBRAIN: code until you puke!
<9> I'll keep it as collateral until you want to puke.
<13> nachos: I've never seen such masterful traversal of a linked list that calculate probabilities and uses hashed values in a 3 line loop.
<13> In fact the file is mostly white space.
<14> "nachos" at 58.105.35.37 pasted "3 pages -> 1 page" (23 lines, 428B) at http://sial.org/pbot/18203
<12> have a look at that :-D
<12> that's my glory :-D
<7> nachos: not bad, but are you sure unpack wouldn't be more appropriate?
<7> nachos: I suppose none of those fields will have spaces though, besides maybe the last
<12> i might have a poke around with unpack.
<13> Is there a syntax reduced way of saying if ( $a != 0 ) { for (0..$a) { do something } } ?
<13> It essentially emulates the traditional for (i=0;i<n;i++){do somethign...}
<12> suppose a regular for(;;) would suffice.
<13> Damn, that makes my code uglier than it already is.
<11> nachos: you also don't need a lot of those parens around shift() unshift() etc. and I would use a s///g for @array; instead of a foreach.
<10> Foreach is lame. Lets get rid of it.
<11> Hey, buu
<10> =[
<10> Bye bye bingo.s.
<15> ola
<11> buu: If my memory serves me well, you wanted to do a Chatterbox <=> IRC relay ?
<10> I did indeed.
<16> Hi everyone.
<10> But I decided that was too much work and I'll just write my own perlmonks.
<16> Does Perl have MySQL connection by default?
<13> DBI
<11> heh
<10> ]Anjo[: Yeah, it psychically guesses your p***word, tracks down the server via scent and breaks in.
<10> With c4.
<16> Wow!! Really?
<10> 3Yes.
<16> Are you 100% sure?
<10> 110%.
<17> GumbyBRAIN: dosbox
<9> i never read the idv3 tags and there's dosbox.
<16> Really?
<10> 125%
<0> really and truly
<16> lo
<16> lol
<11> buu: http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=558467
<11> GumbyBRAIN: If it isn't broke, you haven't hit it hard enough
<9> Least she looks like it enough to me you aren't necessarily communicating.
<18> if I do $kernel->post($next, "hello", $session->ID);
<18> crp
<18> anyways post(session, 'cmd', $heap->{data}) and that heap is killed, what will happen to the data?


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