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<0> merlyn: hmm... ok; I'll go and mess around with the guts of Apache2::Cookie then
<1> eval:@x = gethostbyname("irc.freenode.net"); splice @x, 0, 4; \@x
<2> merlyn: []
<1> oops. can't call gethostbyname
<3> merlyn: you should have checked $!
<3> eval: gethostbyname("irc.freenode.net") or $!
<2> japhy:
<3> aww.
<3> eval: gethostbyname("irc.freenode.net") or $@
<2> japhy:
<3> shouldn't *something* be setting *some* error variable when you try calling a function you can't?
<1> it's probably successfully doing nothing. :)
<3> I HATE THIS CL***
<1> eval:@x = gethostbyname("irc.freenode.net"); splice @x, 0, 4; \@x; 3
<2> merlyn: 3
<1> not dying



<3> which has two meanings, since it's a cl*** that has to do with java
<4> japhy: error is in $?
<5> yeah
<5> syscall errors go to $?
<5> eval: gethostbyname("irc.freenode.net") or $?
<2> sparkman: 2
<5> heh
<1> Uh what?
<1> $? is for child exits
<5> yeah it's weird
<1> has nothign to do with syscalls
<6> merlyn: have you been here for hours?
<1> years, actually
<6> mauke: whatsup?
<4> For the gethost*() functions, if the "h_errno" variable is supported in C, it will be returned to you via $? if the
<6> i mean without a break;)
<1> No - I left to take a shower this morning
<4> nothing much
<7> eval: use Socket; inet_ntoa inet_aton "irc.freenode.net"
<2> cfedde: Error: Can't locate object method "inet_ntoa" via package "inet_aton" (perhaps you forgot to load "inet_aton"?) at (eval 134) line 15.
<1> I'll be leaving soon to go get dinner
<8> eval: $_ = "before: $!/$?"; gethostbyname("doesnot.exist.invalid"); $_ .= "; after: $!/$?"
<2> woggle: before: Too many open files/-1; after: /2
<6> i got some sushi myself, not bad
<1> I have to eat at my local strip club. the manager on duty tonight is also going with me to geekcruise #33 in two weeks
<1> she's taking her son as well
<6> sweet
<1> manager/owner
<5> geekcruise eh?
<5> who runs that
<1> geekcruises.com
<6> i don't know of any strip clubs in Washington Heights
<9> geek cruise? sounds pretty lame... you want to go on hotnakidbabescruises.com
<10> what order do you guys think is good for subroutines? define before first used? or perhaps in order of use?
<1> here's our schedule - http://www.geekcruises.com/itinerary_b/mm045_itinerary.html
<11> merlyn's url is at http://xrl.us/nzph
<6> dkr: not sure it ever matter
<1> Chris62vw - you need to learn a little more before you poke fun at it.
<9> dkr, sub foo { do stuff } I never pre-define them like: sub foo;
<9> merlyn, yeah I will check it out. forgive my mean-spirited-ness
<9> http://geekcruises.com/top_b/cm02_top.html let's play "find a female" :-)
<9> (picture)
<5> lol.
<6> ENOTHAPENNING
<10> I mean, like I have a that calls b and c. d is calledfrom both b and c, so I order them in the file as a b c d
<12> wow
<6> gah
<12> perl
<12> hey perl
<9> hi star-trekio
<12> why do lisp types and java types say perl is bad?
<13> hey, is it possible to include a module when it's name is in a variable?
<6> there's no perl geek cruise?
<1> star-trekio STOP WITH THE FRICKIN TROLLING
<12> ok
<1> jdv79 - see the linux cruise
<10> chrisbdaemon: eval
<1> it has a perl track
<6> ah
<1> coming up in 2007
<4> chrisbdaemon: require



<13> thanks
<1> lisp types and java types phear Perl. :)
<13> geek cruises?
<1> because they know we can get things done faster. :)
<9> merlyn, have you ever gone on one of these cruises? honestly, I have been on two cruises and I was bored halfway through; going on one of these "Geek cruises" might be fun
<14> GeekCruises: MacMania4.5, MacMania5 and MacMania7 .. wtf?
<1> Chris62vw - I've been on all 32 cruises so far.
<9> star-trekio, ut oh. are you trolling?
<1> and I can't get enough
<10> Chris62vw: yeah, I didn't mean using sub declarations, I stopped that(and sub prototypes)after my perl script, :)
<9> merlyn, you're ****ing kidding, right? 32?!?!
<10> first
<6> p6 for p5 coders - is that you merlyn?
<9> merlyn, where do you get all that money! :-)
<14> LOL Chris62vw .. merlyn owns the boat :)
<1> see pictures at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/Pictures/Trips/
<1> I work with Neil to produce them
<13> are geekcruises like bootcamp type stuff or vacations with tech lectures built in?
<1> so my cruises are generally free or a huge discount
<9> how big is the boat? how many rooms?
<9> Woosta, oh :-)
<7> bootcamp with rum drinks
<1> chrisbdaemon - listen to the audio at podcast.geekcruises.com
<1> the first few shows go exactly to your question
<6> anything that matches .*drinks.* is good
<15> I have an array of strings. I want to run a regular expression (s/a/b/) on everything in the array. There's a magical pretty way to do this. How?
<13> hmm
<1> start at the bottom (show 1)
<6> mostly
<16> Fennec: s/a/b/ for @things
<1> but show 2 and 3 is neil answering what a cruise is about
<15> hobbs: nice. :)
<9> merlyn, how big is the ship? compared to other cruise ships?
<1> it's a real cruise ship
<9> how many people can go on one cruise? as in, customers
<1> we take up a small part of it
<9> ah
<1> it's a 3-day conference at sea
<1> spread through a 7-day cruise
<1> usually 3-4 tracks
<14> merlyn: stop lying .. it's a two man row boat
<7> we need a windjammer geek cruse.
<10> that's so there are som enormal people on the boat also... ;)
<1> yeah - neil's looked at that
<1> not enough meeting space. :(
<7> bah!
<7> plenty of room on deck!
<1> that's also why we don't use carnival very much. same problem.
<9> or a nymphomaniac perl users cruise - women only - and us guys can book it!!!
<1> on this next cruise, we have steve wozniak, co-founder of apple
<1> linus torvalds has been on three cruises.
<1> woz has been on three
<17> anyone have a good solution to convert XML to SQL, i got this (http://xml2sql.sourceforge.net/) but its pretty dated ...2000
<17> there must be a perl module or something
<13> wow $3354 for 2 people for one of those cruises, then again i've never priced cruises :P
<1> alaska cruises are expensive
<1> carib cruises are far cheaper
<18> mmm
<9> that sounds like it's for a rather nice room though chrisbdaemon
<19> how about bill
<18> ive wanted to do an alaska cruise
<13> ya
<13> just way too much for me :P
<1> you can get a room for $1800 for two people on a carib cruise
<9> mexican cruise during the winter == cheap
<1> keep in mind that's 7 nights
<1> and ALL FOOD included
<18> i just did a short little mexico one in april
<1> including room service at all hours
<14> fritzz: why would you want that? I don't really understand why you'd want to CREATE databases with XML ..
<9> but just remember, you'll still spend hundreds on a cruise ship, unless you don't drink
<13> lol
<1> that's far cheaper than a decent hotel in a big city
<17> woosta ... o'rly ?


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