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<0> one machine handling the connections, packaging up the objects to a second machine via a reference-stream
<1> then you'd need some RPC to get at them
<2> You can't reinvent the wheel - someone patented it
<2> http://www.ipmenu.com/archive/AUI_2001100012.pdf
<0> the reference stream is the RPC
<2> :-)
<3> merlyn: ya, maybe we can also use memcache also, hehe
<4> I hate it when people write "$variable" when p***ing it as a parameter
<0> well - there's no point in using shm or memcache on one machine
<5> I AGREE>
<0> might as well just have a single POE instance, and use direct memory
<3> I AGREE too, hehe
<0> once you have all this data in the hashes, where is it going?
<0> what has to be done with it during a connection?
<3> merlyn: may I have a question on one of your preforking proxy article on your website ?
<0> what has to be done with it afterward?



<0> you might have a question, sure?
<0> but how would I know?
<3> :-p
<4> there is nothing wrong with having a question
<3> let me find the paragraph first on your site hehe
<0> Yes - go ahead and have all the questions you want!
<4> I have plenty
<0> I grant you my useless permission!
<0> and by the way, I think I wrote that preforking thing before POE had matured
<4> when I was a TA, one of the guys answered the question "Can you write in plain words blah blah" ? with a simple Yes
<0> nowadays, I'd use POE
<0> Yup
<0> "can you X" is a silly question usually
<4> but he had used a comma in the wrong place
<0> "is there, or is there not a correlation between X and Y?" "yes." :)
<3> on the comment on line 92 in this article: http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/WebTechniques/col34.html, you used flock, do we have to use it or leave it to IO::Select ?
<4> that guy was a Marine and he was like 6'5 and 240 pounds
<6> beerboybeeerboy: that guy?
<7> perlbot, that guy?
<0> Uh - IO::Select is at the wrong level
<0> each kid is reading from only one handle
<8> merlyn: hooray for the principle of the excluded middle?
<0> but you want only one kid to try to read
<4> yeah the guy who answered 'yes' to that question
<0> there are some kernels that might do it right anyway
<7> hrm, so my Safari is broken. *sigh*
<3> ok.. didnt get this : IO::Select is at the wrong level
<9> integral: mac?
<7> sili: aye
<0> you use IO::Select when you have one single process wanting to try to read from many handles
<0> in this case you have many processes wanting to read from their own shared version of one handle.
<1> zomg interprocess locking
<0> Yeah - that program was fun to write. :)
<3> o, I see
<9> oic!
<3> btw, I am using multiplex in each preforked child process, sorry for not mentioning this
<0> Oh Icee!
<3> :-D
<0> multiplex?
<3> ya
<0> ... Multiplex (juggling), a form of toss juggling with multiple balls thrown and/or caught at one time by the same hand.
<3> multiple preforked processes, each process is multiplexed
<0> is hat what you mean?
<0> "multiplexed"
<3> sort of
<1> why multiple processes
<0> you keep using that word
<0> but you don't explain it
<0> explain it
<1> multiple processes are so COMPLICATED
<6> ?
<0> say it without typing "m u l t i p l e x" pleaase
<3> ok, ok, doing nonIOblocking in each child process
<0> Oh ick.
<8> you keep using that word
<3> by using select()
<8> I do not think it means what you think it means ;)
<7> select is not "non blocking IO"
<3> ha, hehe. I learned this from cookbook :-D
<0> wait - nonblocking IO is not select()
<7> select *blocks*



<0> right
<0> I don't think you know what non-blocking means either. :)
<3> :_p
<10> I could see it coming.
<0> PBR!
<7> MTTPBR?
<0> mean time to drinking PBR
<7> Mean Time To ...?
<10> Mean Time To (a) Princess Bride Reference.
<3> normally select() will polling the available FH, right ? :-)
<0> Oh
<7> Mean Time To ...!
<7> err, ah!
<7> (Princess Bride)++
<0> mean time to pabst blue ribbon
<7> heng: no, select is not poll(), or polling.
<0> o/~ it's five o'clock somewhere o/~
<3> sorry, I may confused this with something else
<0> I think I'm getting more confused listening to you
<6> merlyn: does the can add the tangy flavour to pabst?
<0> here's what I think you should do...
<0> use POE
<7> and twenty to five somewhere else *sigh*
<7> yay!
<3> ok, :-)
<10> ACK!
<6> :POE
<3> maybe author of POE is here ? :-D
<6> !POE
<7> perlbot, poe
<11> POE - multitasking and network framework for perl - http://poe.perl.org/ - POE Cookbook: http://poe.perl.org/?POE_Cookbook
<12> Segmentation fault
<13> whoa!
<0> "stand back - he's gonna speak"
<13> were any of you at yapc in toronto?!
<13> what!
<0> so - no.
<13> why not?!
<13> criminal record?!
<3> why ? merlyn , you are in the states, right ?
<0> www.lightlink.com/forms/
<12> s/know/knob/. Okay, take 2.
<0> I mean http://www.lightlink.com/fors/
<0> that's better.
<0> yes - I'm in the US
<0> and I can't go to canada
<3> haha, what did you do ? :-D
<0> read the webpage
<7> *Non-tijuana "friends" of RS
<0> too long to retype
<14> heng: read the link
<13> can you just, uh!
<7> *-an
<14> heng: quit asking stupid questions.
<13> try to go to canada, and hope they don't ask if you'vebeen convicted of anything?!
<14> DebbieGibson: what's with the punctuation?
<13> they don't always ask!
<0> That's like robbing a bank, hoping they don't catch you
<3> ok :-D
<13> and, uh, i don't think it's illegal for you to try?!
<0> Yes I *could*. But why bother.
<13> what!
<13> for poutine!
<0> It's actually illegal to try too.
<13> oh, okay. :(
<13> that's too bad. :(


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