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<0> To make clear my ***umption to wiser readers than you.
<1> Ani-_: because it was implied by the "et caetera" :)
<2> we progammer types love to nitpick things, don't we? ;)
<0> dkr: "programmer types"?
<3> That's part of the job, isn't it?
<4> dkr: let me guess, you are a programmer?
<5> dkr: Are you trying to imply something?!@!
<5> hehehe
<0> I think it's the nit pickery that makes a good programmer.
<1> implied, Lisa? Or implode?!
<0> I don't think that being a programmer makes anyone pick nits.
<2> I'm a programmar^Iprogramer^I^I^I I write code
<5> Juerd: lice?
<1> I'm a programmer, and I'm okay! I hack all night and I sleep all day
<0> kspath: Not those nits.
<2> s/\^I/^W/



<6> anyone know of a CPAN module that will output an excel sheet or am I doomed to do my output to CSV and manually convert it?
<2> I guess it depend son your shel
<2> tdonahue: cpan does
<7> tdonahue: http://search.cpan.org/
<0> tdonahue: Have you tried searching CPAN yet?
<3> tdonahue: There's a Something::WriteExcel.
<1> dkr: ^I is generally equivalent to tab :)
<3> I forget what Something is.
<8> Spreadsheet
<1> retardo: Spreadsheet :)
<9> eval: 1 ? 1 : 0
<10> ryan`: 1
<3> Whatever.
<6> i saw 2 modules related to querying excel sheets
<8> I've used it - it works micely
<9> eval: 1 ? 0 : 1
<10> ryan`: 0
<8> nicely too
<0> sfsdfdss2fdsfsdf: What's your IQ?
<11> dunno
<11> never had an iq test
<11> your self?
<8> how about your chess rating?
<11> 0 i suppose
<0> Mine is irrelevant.
<11> yeh go on ban me
<4> You need a rating of atleast 1 to get in here.
<1> sounds like a good enough excuse
<12> neither of them can ban you, and we wouldn't anyway
<0> sfsdfdss2fdsfsdf: No, you have to troll first.
<1> Chris62vw: we wouldn't? C'mon.
<12> hobbs, yet :-)
<0> sfsdfdss2fdsfsdf: It's not that easy in this channel.
<4> Can't you do us a favor? :(
<6> cool, thanks all
<0> sfsdfdss2fdsfsdf: A stupid, unintelligent nick, and broken English, aren't enough for a ban.
<4> That's not very friendly of you Chris62vw! :)
<4> Bye Juerd. :)
<4> Oh wait.
<4> You said aren't :(
<0> Ani-_: Are you going so soon?
<1> Juerd: although if they were it would prevent a lot of problems down the line
<12> Juerd, but being a **** is
<0> Chris62vw: That would be an interesting, and surprising experience.
<4> Juerd, no... I didn't read your message properly :(
<4> I expected you to be leaving...
<0> Ani-_: How come? :)
<4> Is Juerd an intelligent nick? :)
<0> I'll leave that to others to judge.
<0> I personally tend to like it much better than a random beating of a standard qwerty keyboard.
<4> It doesn't matter what you like. What matters is what is and isn't intelligent. :)
<2> perhaps it is a clever acornym beyond your ability to deduce
<0> Ani-_: And that I won't judge myself.
<4> Besides, how did you decide it was a qwerty keyboard?! :)
<0> Ani-_: Statistical probability.
<2> let's add "over-analyzing" to nit-picking
<4> So you admit you could be wrong? :)
<0> Ani-_: Sure. Any neural net can easily be wrong.
<13> typos are you best clue as to the typer's keyboard layout.
<0> But it is amazing that even unqueried, my neural net ***ociated this nick with stupidity. That only happens when it's incredibly sure.
<9> eval: rand(60)



<10> ryan`: 20.2000428091998
<0> ayrnieu: So teach me... What keyboard does someone who forgets letters use? :)
<2> using non-existant words like "typer" also give a clue as to whether english is their first language. ;)
<13> juerd - probably it's that stupid people have very long names.
<14> obviously Juerd's nick is a random mashing of a juerdtyqro keyboard.
<13> Juerd - that typo is less informative.
<1> Juerd: the kind that's had a lot of soda spilled on it
<0> sfsdfdss2fdsfsdf is quite quiet.
<11> ya cause i dont want to argue with some arogant cunt like you
<4> Good. Please continue that behaviour. :)
<0> sfsdfdss2fdsfsdf: I can understand why.
<2> Ani-_: not arguing? or calling people a cunt so he gets banned?
<0> But do note that I'm not the one who suggested banning you :)
<4> dkr, the later ofcourse
<15> bye sfsdfdss2fdsfsdf. I hope you learn to not abuse tor :)
<15> also, HELLO EVERYONE
<16> hello
<0> Hello, Botje
<16> how can i remove duplicate line entries in a file
<0> Alexi5: uniq
<4> perldoc -q unique
<10> Found How can I get the unique keys from two hashes? at http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq4.html; How can I call my system's unique C functions from Perl? at http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq8.html;
<0> Using Perl to remove duplicate lines in a file is overkill.
<0> If your platform is sufficiently equipped with useful utilities, that is.
<16> i am on windows
<16> thats why i ask
<0> Alexi5: I feel sorry for that.
<0> It's unfair that some people are forced to use Windows.
<17> man I like computer-controlled environments =)
<4> Juerd, I guess you mean sort and uniq..
<15> perl -ni -e 'print if !$a{$_}++'
<15> or somesuch.
<0> Ani-_: Yes.
<15> not that I hack out oneliners continously. not ever.
<0> kanzure: Be sure not to get too dependent :)
<17> Jeurd: on entertainment? ;)
<0> kanzure: Yea
<0> kanzure: It's easy to link other systems into it.
<17> if your time is free, sure
<0> Yours isn't?
<17> it's limited, isn't yours?
<0> Limited, yes.
<0> Free, that too.
<17> free and limits? hm.. thought that would be a contradiction hehe
<0> I can't recall having paid for my own time, ever.
<0> As long as you live, you will have time.
<0> So don't worry about it too much.
<18> hmm, that sounds a good idea, pay the money into a pension or something
<17> anyway, the route looks something like this: wireless Linux box running perl-based mp3 streaming software -> random strangers manipulating the playlist through HTTP -> (headless) box behind television -> and it's music to my ears.
<17> probably could be optimized heh'
<19> Juerd: It is a a proverb, from Mishle (26:11) "As a dog that returns to his vomit, so is a fool who repeats his folly".
<0> Yaakov: Ahh.. thanks
<0> I couldn't find it on google (only uses), and started making things up. I liked "As a dog that returns to his vomit, so shall thee to thine."
<0> But I couldn't relate that to the discussion here, so dsccarded it :)
<0> Fscking lag.
<0> s/dsccarded/discarded/
<19> Juerd: I prefer translations that speak in modern English whenever possible.
<0> Yaakov: I don't. But then, I also still appreciate l33tsp34k from time to time :)
<19> Maybe you could do a l33tsp34|< translation of some holy texts.
<0> I prefer reading "holy" texts (that to me aren't holy at all) in Dutch.
<19> The Mahabbarata would be interesting.
<2> I like the listening to the jewish Cantors singnig for shabat
<2> I agree with George Carlin who said the only good thing about religion is the music, :) (although I'd extend it to all artforms)
<1> dkr: do the Cantors ever engage in diagonal arguments?
<2> I don't understand them. Perhaps that's what makes it interesting.
<19> ANDY!
<19> THANKS SOOOO MUCH MAN
<20> You're very welcome.
<21> Yaakov, you forgot to karma him.
<19> Troublemaker, eh?
<21> hell yeah.
<2> chameleon++
<22> why do people say perl wont scale?


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