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<0> crapbot! DIE VIE
<1> buubot: tell me you love me!
<0> err
<0> DIE
<2> I am puzzled.
<0> scrottie: Don't do evil things to that Larry doll.
<1> Yaakov: Like send him on a whirlwind tour of the country?
<0> scrottie: No, like poke him with a Swiss Army Knife.
<0> beth: are you ignoring rindolf?
<3> shhh he might hear me
<1> It would be kinda hard for me to poke him with anything when he's in middle of a whirlwind tour of the country.
<4> beth: :-)
<0> beth: You are incredibly cool.
<1> I WANT PHOTOS OF LARRY WALL WHEREEVER HE IS!
<1> HEAR ME!



<3> thanks! Hey, did you hear I'm an internet celebrity?
<1> robkinyon: don't worry about missing it. Uri does a Stem presentation every hour of every day.
<4> beth: where?
<0> scrottie: Don't worry, we filled his bell jar with silicone goo to protect him.
<5> o/~ beth I hear your...
<5> Oh wait, did that.
<3> http://www.boingboing.net/2006/06/27/knitted_nautiloids.html
<3> yeah, you did.
<0> beth: I already knew that.
<4> merlyn: did you meet beth?
<1> Larry bukkake! Excellent!
<5> I don't think I did.
<6> I figured it would be on the knitting internet ;)
<5> But I don't know
<2> scrottie: Oh dear god
<5> beth - who are you in real life?
<2> merlyn: Really, really short
<7> haha
<5> 3 foot?
<3> :(
<2> Yes!
<0> merlyn: beth is Beth.
<5> like a midet?
<5> midget?
<3> I am Beth
<0> merlyn: You met beth.
<5> is she here?
<2> merlyn: She is beth of the unpronounceable last name.
<3> and I am actually well over 5 feet.
<0> She was.
<1> AWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
<2> beth: Really?
<8> hmm
<9> hi
<6> beth: You know, I used to read that boingboing thing. I go without for a month and stuff happens ;)
<3> merlyn: I was at YAPC. I looked like this:
<3> http://loxosceles.org/photos/taughannock_very_wet/dcp_7780-small.jpg
<3> only without the waterfall
<2> And like two foot shorter.
<0> beth: Please knit a Zoidberg.
<2> Yaakov: Please fix my guile.
<3> http://www.yapcchicago.org/wiki/index.cgi?BethSkwarecki
<5> Oh - you were here without a waterfall?
<2> gueval: (+32)
<10> buu: Code: (+32) at gueval.pm line 22.
<3> yeah, no room in the suitcase
<11> is perl able to create png files on the fly (and if what module should i use ?)
<2> gueval: (+ 32)
<10> buu: Return: 32 Code: (+ 32) at gueval.pm line 22. RET: 32 at gueval.pm line 24.
<4> merlyn: I have a portable waterfall.
<5> is that a picture of a curb? are you actually about 9 inches tall?
<2> StonedCreature: GD
<5> buu says you're short
<0> buu: I am guiless, sorry.
<4> beth: you should have one too.
<12> StonedCreature: GD or ImageMagick
<11> buu: use .. ?
<2> merlyn: Actually she's probably about as tall as you are
<2> StonedCreature: GD
<5> most people are taller than me
<0> merlyn: beth is well within normal height for a female woman of her ***.



<2> Yaakov: LIES
<13> perlbot nopaste
<14> Paste your code here and #<channel> will be able to view it: http://sial.org/pbot/<channel>;
<5> female woman of her ***. :)
<3> actually, I'm taller than average.
<12> a female woman?
<5> how redundant is that?
<12> hahahaha
<4> MooingLemur: of her ***, too.
<2> beth: No way
<2> beth: Is that like, the average in china or something?
<5> what kind of woman of her *** is she?
<12> female.
<15> the best kind.
<0> merlyn: The girl kind.
<16> Nice page, Beth
<17> "Limbic_Region" at 24.35.57.240 pasted "robkinyon - failing test script per your request" (25 lines, 494B) at http://sial.org/pbot/18124
<1> cfedde!
<3> the average woman in the US is ridiculously short, like 5'3 or 5'4
<0> scrottie: Were you avoiding me at YAPC?
<5> it says here that beth is "900 by 600 pixels"
<5> how tall is a pixel.
<1> Yaakov: No...
<0> scrottie: I said hello to you but that was about it.
<0> You just walked away...
<12> on my 1920x1200 laptop, not very tall :)
<2> beth: And you're really taller than that? I dunno, you just looked really small to me. Maybe I imagined you as larger.
<1> Yaakov: Actually I made it a point to track you down. You didn't have "Yaakov" on your name badge and it wasn't until you and buu had your little discussion I knew for sure which humanoid you were.
<5> maybe you saw her only from a distance
<0> buu: beth looms large due to her merit.
<2> And her ridiculous karma.
<16> perlbot karma beth
<14> Karma for beth: 13
<4> perlbot: karma beth
<14> Karma for beth: 13
<0> perlbot: karma beth
<14> Karma for beth: 13
<3> well, I'm 6 feet tall on the internet but only 5'6 in real life.
<16> lol
<2> Well, ok, it used to be higher.
<0> perlbot: karma Yaakov
<14> Karma for Yaakov: 64
<0> DANG!
<1> Yaakov: Sorry, I'm a bit absent sometimes... didn't realize you were saying hi to me at any point.
<5> I'm 5'6" in real life.
<0> I must be a kilometer tall!
<2> You are.
<5> I'll dare not claim a height on the internet.
<16> I'm 6'2" and a quarter
<0> scrottie: At the registration table.
<0> scrottie: It's OK, we have next year.
<2> Ok, home time.
<16> on the internet, we are all average height and no one can hear you scream
<3> anybody going to the pittsburgh workshop?
<4> I'm about 1.76m tall.
<0> scrottie: Besides, ask anyone, you probably came out ahead!
<1> Yaakov: Actually, I did walk away from Uri before I realized who he was. First thing as I got there, there was a quite overweight person who turned to me to say something but had a full mouth of food and sprayed me with food bits. I stood there while he swalled and cleared his throat, and right before addressing me again, he took another bite!
<6> beth: yeah, that's not short. My mom's 5'7" but she's very tall for her generation.
<5> I'm a few thousand pixels.
<6> beth: and she rounds up ;)
<1> So I turned and walked away. Then I spent the next day and a half trying to find Uri =P
<12> I'm a subpixel on google maps.
<16> merlyn: I could scale that for you, make you 10 or 12 pixels taller without anyone noticing
<0> scrottie: Once you identify Uri, he cannot be missed.
<5> heh - nice
<6> MooingLemur: laying down or standing up? ;)
<1> Yaakov: don't remember... sorry, didn't mean to ignore you. I'm pretty happy to chat with about anyone. Though people often regret trying to talk to me.
<15> scrottie: you probably got more words in with uri that way than most of us.
<12> hobbs: both
<12> even at the same time
<6> MooingLemur: doesn't that make you under a meter if you're in a good resolution area?
<0> scrottie: I can out-regret you. My verbal bandwidth is nearly unlimited.


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