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<0> Hell if I know how it works.
<1> smoke - meet mirrors. mirrors - meet smoke.
<0> Yeah. yahoo is too easy =[
<1> yahoo search just rocks
<1> far easier to set up than google search
<0> Yeah
<1> since you don't have to round-trip a registration
<0> Yep
<1> buddy of mine is using yahoo geolcation for a real-estate website
<1> since the terms don't prevent commericial use
<0> merlyn: I'm abusing google for that
<1> I believe that's more liberal than googel
<0> google does say noncommercial
<1> see
<0> Yeah
<1> yahoo recently relaxed that



<1> yahoo++
<0> I wasn't hugely impressed by the yahoo mapper though
<2> heh nice. Ian Clarke got locut.us almost as soon as .us was opened, but some guy called Russell Schulz had locutus.ofb.org well before :)
<1> it's great that yahoo is number 2
<1> they have to give away more free stuff then
<0> This is tue
<2> wow, this is the best technical copy for a website ever. "Laptop Modem Cards fit in the Type II slot in the side of your laptop"
<1> & zzz
<2> same here :)
<0> Yeahg
<3> pussies
<0> STFU
<2> I've probably gotten 20 hours of useful sleep in the past week ;)
<0> That was a good one
<0> How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb?
<0> One, no two, no four, no eight!
<4> heh buu that was good
<5> Does anyone have a problem with mason or apache serving up the wrong virtual host directory index.html?
<5> I have 2 separate ip address with 2 separate virtual host directives and 2 separate root directories each with different index.html's.
<5> Yet one or the other seems to be serving at a time.
<5> http://64.74.153.191/ http://64.74.153.189/
<5> Ok I fixed the problem, apparently mason was using the same data directory in /var/cache/mason...
<5> Silly me.
<6> hola
<7> Yo.
<8> hi all - can anyone refer my to explaination of this sintax: sub default : Private {#some code} what is the : Private for (AFAIK PM dont have public/private))
<9> sb - perldoc perlsub ; an attribute.
<10> Type 'perldoc perlsub' in your shell or go to http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsub.html
<9> here, it's likely to just be documentation.
<11> attributes are a pretty recent feature of perl.
<11> they let you hook into the compilation process a bit tighter.
<8> cfedde: thanks I am reading the docs but yet I just dont get it. what are attributes good for?
<7> eval: my $blah = '6'; if ( $blah->isa('****') ) { 'foo'; }
<10> BinGOs: Error: Can't call method "isa" without a package or object reference at (eval 231) line 15.
<12> eval: my $foo : Bar = 1
<10> Chris62vw: Error: Can't locate attributes.pm in @INC (@INC contains:) at (eval 231) line 15. BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at (eval 231) line 15.
<5> What is the most concise way to say use ENGLISH; while ( $line = <FILE> ) { if (line.beginswith '#'){continue} other processing goes here... }
<13> what is this 'line.beginswith' heresy?
<13> while($line = <FILE>) { continue if $line =~ /^#/; ... }
<5> Nothing... anyway, I was thinking something along the lines of while ( <FILE> ) { continue if /^#/;...processing}
<9> The most consise way, to start, would not involve English
<13> I wouldn't use $_ like that
<5> why not?
<13> if 'processing' calls another function that changes $_ it will break
<3> and it's not "continue" in Perl, it's next()
<5> Besides the fact that it doesn't work...
<5> Ah yes, it is next :D
<5> If anyone is interested, this seemed to be the best solution for creating links for a page.
<5> http://sial.org/pbot/paste
<5> http://sial.org/pbot/18135
<14> It seems to insert two superfluous spaces.
<5> Aankh|Clone: I noticed, but the html don't care.
<5> It looks neater in a weird perl sort of way.
<14> Uh huh?
<6> If i use () in a regex to capture data, does =~ return the amount of captures done?
<13> try it and see?
<15> Who knows what this means: "" is not exported by the Modules::karma module?
<16> this means that you are evil
<15> Well, see I already knew that. I'm just wanting to know _why_ it thinks I'm evil.
<16> you should ignore it, i'm evil all the time. i wanted to punch little girls yesterday
<16> so, you want that i explain karma to you? that is going to be extremely hard as i have gigantic hangover



<15> No, I wrote Karma, so I understand it. I just don't know what perl is bitching about.
<16> you wrote karma? wow, thats tough. you know, i'm totally controlled by karma. if russians burned my house i would nuke their country
<17> perlbot: be sdogi
<18> <16> OMG u r teh gr8est 10x thx k bye!
<15> LMFAO.
<16> lol
<15> Netcad: Do you know perl fairly well?
<6> perlbot: be nachos
<18> <6> Hi, can I paste this very long script I downloaded and let you fix it for me plz??
<16> kaitlyn: no, he is here just to ask some annoying question like everyone
<6> perlbot: be nachos
<18> <6> CAN I BORROW SOME OF UR BRAINPOWER PLZ? I DONT WANNA LERN PEARL!@!
<6> hah
<16> kaitlyn: but at least he has better karma than me
<16> shemale_magic: ever considered learning lesbian magic? then you are like shemale_lesbian_wizard
<19> clever
<16> shemale_magic: even better, get pregnant. then you are something double impossible - preggo_shemale_lesbian_wizard
<19> hey ive got a nasty linux problem
<16> hm
<19> 100 servers with a backup client and new master abckup server
<16> whats the problem exacly
<19> ned add 1 line to the client config, and restart the backup agent on all 100
<16> too many backups?
<19> hey cmon
<19> bash guys almost gave em something that worked
<19> but it gets stuck
<16> just a sec
<19> all 100 same root p***
<16> what are the ip's?
<16> oh wait
<16> no fingerprint file?
<16> why?
<15> shemale_magic: Do you use ssh keys?
<16> such setups shouldn't be using p***words... i mean master server should have total access too all the servers
<16> kaitlyn: apparently not
<20> shemale_magic: use a bunch of ssh keys and make root p***wordless( ie inaccessable without the keys )
<21> or better use sudo, no need to connect as root via the network
<15> shemale_magic: You _should_ be using ssh keys/PPK. And if you were this would do it: "for i in `cat <list of IPs, or hostnames`; do cat ssh $i | 'echo "line" >> /path/to/file ; /program/to/restart/ ;done"
<22> http://pastebin.ca/76231 This pastebin contains two files Freeside.pm and Freeside-Mason.pm both located in /root/.cpan/Bundles/. Freeside.pm is recognized by CPAN but Freeside-Mason.pm is not. Please take a look...
<10> The paste 76231 has been moved to http://erxz.com/pb/1817
<19> ssh keys
<19> hm
<19> well I can ssh into each box
<19> so I think the key is stores the public one
<15> shemale_magic: You can use that same line without ssh keys... but will be typing the p***word a hundred times.
<15> automaticing mandane tasks++
<15> speeling++
<19> how do I do the keys thing
<17> Go read a ssh keys tutorial.
<19> hm
<23> keys for the win
<16> http://www.erots.pri.ee/***y.pl
<23> you generate a public key and stick it in the ~/.ssh dir on every box you want to connect to
<17> perlbot: be errr
<18> <23> Hi, can I paste this very long script I downloaded and let you fix it for me plz??
<15> in a file called "authorized_keys"
<23> funny
<15> perlbot: be kaitlyn
<18> <15> OMG u r teh gr8est 10x thx k bye!
<17> heh
<17> errr: fbot should get that feature :)
<15> Wow, I ****.
<15> perlbot: be kaitlyn
<18> <15> How I can make teh web wit pearl?!?!
<23> when you ask it to be you does it give links to nana?
<23> goldfish: I dont code in ruby much, and if I added it Im not sure Rathnor would add the module to fbot
<22> perlbot, be kcbanner
<18> <22> CAN I BORROW SOME OF UR BRAINPOWER PLZ? I DONT WANNA LERN PEARL!@!
<16> now we are going to play a game who can get faster until swap memory
<16> http://www.erots.pri.ee/***y2.pl
<16> ooh.. i won
<16> it is actually quite easier i expected


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