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<0> "Afdeling ink***o"... Heh, so the "Ink***o-Unie" has a *department* for their main business?
<1> No
<0> crapweasel: Please pretend, if even only on IRC, that these things are called FIRST NAME and LAST NAME?
<1> Ink***o-Unie has a department for Ink***o and for Unie
<1> :p
<1> Juerd: I'll change the variables. ;)
<0> Optionally enclosing one or more MIDDLE NAMEs
<2> randname("first", map {ref ? $_->firstname : ""} ($mother, $father))
<1> Nah, middle names are in the back names.
<3> hello
<1> hello
<4> hello
<5> hello
<6> hello
<2> ARGH!
<7> AHh yes. mailman day



<8> hello
<7> when the 45 mailing lists all tell me "yes, you're still on them"
<0> Botje: As "" is probably stupid, and $_ in this case being true but not an object certainly is, randname(first => map { $_ && $_->firstname } $mother, $father);
<5> Juerd, hardly abuse.
<4> lol
<3> those who said hello are respect able persons!!
<0> merlyn: Hence my explicit reference to my not minding ;)
<2> Juerd: I'd rather not ***ume his randname function doesn't crap out with undef :)
<1> Juerd, Botje, the only thing it does with those variables is checking if the random name it got are not equal to these arguments
<1> to prevent mother, father and child to have the same name. ^_^
<0> crapweasel: Like what, Barry?
<7> they *could*
<7> Tony, Toni, and Tone
<0> It'd certainly be funny.
<0> I once met twins both named Kevin.
<7> I once met a girl named Randi Schwartz
<7> that'd be funny to have married her.
<0> Must be annoying to have a brother with the same name as you, who even looks exactly like you.
<1> lol yes
<1> like
<7> did the dad work for Xerox? :)
<0> merlyn: HAHA
<0> Not that I know
<0> Nah, this was at some summer camp. There were two weird name cases.
<7> instead of making a copy of his ***, he was making a copy of his (censored)
<1> I know the difference between you two, John has a birthmark there and John doesn't...
<0> One guy was called K. Pronounced "k", not "kay" or "kaa".
<0> And these twins.
<0> Try shouting "k" without any vowel.
<0> Not possible, and very frustrating.
<0> So after the first day, people started calling him Karel.
<9> carol
<0> afk
<10> what's a quick way to create a hash based "reverse" array?
<11> linuxnohow: '"reverse" array?
<5> linuxnohow, what?
<10> %foo=(asdf=>0,fdsa=>1,etc=>2);
<10> but i want to just specify the keys and have the indexes be calculated for me
<11> linuxnohow: %foo = map +($a[$_] => $_), 0..$#a
<0> linuxnohow: map { $foo[$_] => $_ } 0..$#foo
<10> ahh
<10> thanks :)
<0> Why do you want this?
<10> various reasons. mostly to reduce maintenance of an IOO
<0> Ahhh
<0> Again IOO causing extra work.
<11> the array is an array of video card DAC timings, and given a clock, you want to look up its index? :-p
<5> IOO?
<10> perlbot IOO
<11> inside out objects.
<10> perlbot IOO is Inside Out Object
<12> added IOO to the database
<13> crapbuster
<2> jetcob?
<13> That was totally not what I meant to do.
<0> wolverian: You know, fixing a tiny problem introducing many new ones
<5> Juerd, :)



<11> let's just retrofit a metaobject system on perl5, extensible syntax, and fix this mess.
<11> (hmm, bless $obj, $meta_object, where $meta_object is blessed itself...)
<0> integral: Patches welco... oh, no, they're not
<11> it doesn't work when people refuse to integrate any patches, and insist that if you want to fix stuff, that *you* become maintainer.
<0> Is sores English?
<14> yes
<5> integral, isn't that Cl***::MOP? :)
<0> Neat.
<0> I thought open sores was a Dutch joke.
<11> wolverian: but it has no support from perl! I guess it performs slightly slower than moll***es.
<0> (And this is the point where typically some Jew enters the discussion explaining that it's actually Hebrew or Yiddish)
<5> integral, that's why we're doing that whole perl6 thing, you know.
<14> someone explain that slower than mol***es thing again please? :P
<15> how do I get the whole of <> into one scalar variable? I don't need it as an array
<1> argh
<0> StevenR: use File::Slurp;
<5> StevenR, see $/ in perlvar, or join
<5> or what Juerd said.
<11> wolverian: "we"
<0> integral: Yes, in Perl 6 world it's acceptable to say "we" if you contribute.
<5> integral, "we" as in "some people"? :) isn't that normal usage?
<1> now it says $loglvl is undefined, when at the top of the file is 'our $loglvl = $main::loglvl', and $main::loglvl is set in main.pl using 'our $loglvl = 2'
<11> Perl6 Recipe: take 1 octopus. Each grab a arm. Pull (any direction). Wait until in pot...
<5> (yes, I've contributed a few tests.)
<0> crapweasel: lvl
<11> "we" seems to suggest one bundle of people, all pulling the same way...
<1> Juerd: Don't zeur about my variable names, please!
<0> juerd@etajx:/usr/share/dict$ perl -ne'print if /^l[aoeui]+v[aoeui]+l$/' american-english
<0> level
<0> ****.
<11> "american-english"?!
<0> integral: Name of the file.
<5> no, **** couldn't have been there.
<11> We need European Standard English!
<0> integral: Ni bezonas Esperanton!
<7> Esperanto!
<5> lojban!
<0> Lojban sucxas!
<1> now what is the problem !?
<0> crapweasel: lvl
<0> crapweasel: I stop reading when I see that, so I never get to see the thing you consider a problem.
<1> Juerd: lvl can't be any problem. if I spell it $loglevel then the problem will stay
<0> crapweasel: Sure, but then maybe I can help you.
<1> *hgnh*
<0> First, I will go to the toilet, and use it.
<6> hello
<7> the three stooges plus one!
<1> Okay, Juerd, I changed $loglvl to $loglevel, now what did I do wrong?
<1> Use of uninitialized value in numeric ge (>=) at Humans.pm line 19, <NAMES> line 22.
<7> stop impersonating a programmer. :)
<1> print "A new human has been born!\n" if($loglevel >= 1);
<15> thanks Juerd, wolverian
<1> but it _has_ been initialised
<1> our $loglevel = $main::loglevel;
<1> our $loglevel = 2;
<1> last line in main.pl
<7> your use of "our" is already problematic
<7> why the "our"?
<7> shades of "global variables"
<7> globals are evil. :)
<6> i got a new cow!!!!
<4> If i have sub bad_func { die "I'm so dead!"; } and I do "bad_func() or die 'My Error Message'", then "I'm so dead!" gets printed. I'd rather have "My Error Message" be printed though... is there any way to do this?
<5> rutski89, perldoc -f eval
<16> The perldoc for eval - is at http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/eval.html
<4> cool
<5> particularly the eval BLOCK version.
<4> yup
<15> hmmm...I'm trying to make a regex to convert all odd characters to the %20 style equivalent used in URLs... I've got as far as $buffer = /[^A-Za-z0-9]//g but I'm not sure what I need in the second part of the substitution. What should i use?
<7> StevenR - why not use the right modules?
<7> are you trying to build a URI? use "URI"
<7> are you trying to fetch a GET request? Use LWP::Request->get


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