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<0> locking is a bitch
<0> but the DB designers know a good apporach: transactions
<1> re
<1> hmm - the zilbo paserr fits my needs mots
<1> but its very complex
<1> im going to make something simple with regex
<2> transactions are a good methodology, but not always very efficient
<0> and sometimes they're more efficient than traditional locking
<3> hm, what pizza goes along with Battlefield Galactica
<4> *Battlestar ?
<5> den grnne
<3> yes
<3> battlestar
<3> zyp, what pizza is that?
<4> this reminds me, I've got the whole first series here, and never had time to watch more than the first three episodes.. :(



<3> what did you think?
<6> this reminds me that ev0l NRK doesn't have NRK2 up here
<3> baaaawhahahahahaha
<3> move south dude
<3> northern dudes ain't got no fun
<6> i could probably move anywhere other than where i live now
<6> and get NRK2
<0> NRK?
<6> Norsk Rikskrinkastning
<5> Norsk RiksKringkasting
<6> Norwegian Broadcasting
<3> Norwegian Radical Kunts
<3> yes, that's kunt with a K
<3> to protect all the kids here
<6> yeh, about as radical as the english queen
<0> yeah, else their filter programs would filter you
<0> and alarm worried parents of nasty IRC subhumans heh
<3> anyway, Cippo, I'll give you a teasing resume after each episode
<6> well, i just download some anime, so i dont care
<0> s/of/about
<3> hm, I'm think about changing my nick to el-k00l-J-lamar
<3> dunny why
<6> because it's sounds gay?
<3> no, that's not the reason
<6> sure?
<3> And why would that matter? Cippo sounds gay too, and you still use it.
<3> "Cippo my ***, baby"
<3> see?
<6> hmm, nah, that just sounds l33t :P
<3> no, it sounds gay
<0> stop it, this is not #gay but #osdev
<3> how to tell the difference?
<3> oh, by looking at the tittle bar of the irc client
<3> title too
<3> gr00ber, on the other hand, sounds bi***ual
<3> so I need a new nick
<6> gruuber?
<3> no, I don't want two tits in the middle of my name
<7> that's pretty gay then if you dont want boobies :P
<6> i know it!
<6> gr(.Y.)ber :D
<3> grIIber maybe
<0> gr00ber will have a hard time to choose a 100% solid non-gay hetero conform nick
<3> yes
<0> I looks like... uh
<6> TehMan
<6> sound gay too
<3> no, wait... "nogay"
<3> that'll work
<7> I like NiN-ja :P
<6> nah, everyone will think it's irony
<0> that will make all people think you're gay
<3> nonironicnonguy
<3> gay
<0> nonguy heh
<3> ya



<8> there you go
<9> My truck is pink.
<6> mm, sure, nice..
<9> as a matter of fact, it's probably the only Pink dodge ram 2500 in the US :)
<8> ah, dodge ram
<8> my fave pickup
<6> ah, Dodge Ram :D
<6> NiN-ja: wanna give it to me?e
<9> Cippo: Not unless you're a hawt girl :P
<9> and then.. i'll only let you drive it.
<6> uhm, *changes his voice* i'm REALLY hawwwwwwt!
<9> hahah
<9> see? That's your answer ;)
<6> ok, i'll drive it to norway then :D
<8> durum durum, durum durum durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duuuuuuum, lalalala
<6> duhum?
<8> pink panter theme
<8> lots of fun to play on da guitar
<6> lol, i think it sounds better on a piano
<8> lots of fun to play on da piano too
<10> durum what
<10> wheat
<8> meat
<8> feat
<8> eat
<10> cippo wants the car just so he can blwo it up with explosives
<8> at
<8> e
<8> .
<6> Tears In Heaven on the other side is fun to play on the guitar
<9> sys.hotplug.define(EVENT_INSERT, BUS_USB, "usb_storage", "mount %{device}")
<9> hmm
<8> overdone
<8> mount *****
<8> unmount *****
<8> mount *****
<8> unmount *****
<8> mount *****
<8> unmount *****
<8> ahhh
<9> retard. :(
<6> eh, no
<6> that's wrong pinkbuster
<10> that's why linuxgeeks never get girls
<1> yeah
<10> they dont knwo how to talk right ;)
<1> to true :/
<8> speak for youselves, virgins
<6> everyone knows it's mount *****; fsck; yes; fsck; eject *****; umount *****; sleep;
<8> that was fast
<6> sleepy
<0> there you have it... UNIX is obscene
<8> I don't like pussies that needs fsck'ing
<0> jounralling pussies
<0> journalling
<9> updatedb; locate girl; talk girl; cat food > girl; finger girl; unzip girl; mount girl; while [ 1 ]; do fsck girl; done; umount girl; sleep? :P
<8> journaling
<8> and first, export GIRL=Cippo
<9> So that means it keeps a log of what's been in it? :P
<8> boy, Cippo, your *** is a-gonna hurt
<0> also should do whois girl, that's better than finger
<6> then you would need to do $GIRL
<1> NiN-ja: while can go on; is better
<6> not girl
<9> r0nny_: :P
<8> depends on os
<9> no. that's a shell thing.
<8> yaya
<1> undesktop: finger is correct there, whois girl is before talk girl
<8> nitwit
<8> bah, all you guys is wget girls
<8> ^does
<8> ****


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