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<0> im a rebel!
<0> rebel! dont you just know it?!
<1> hoi geist, do you know kevin van vechten or simon cooper?
<2> batteries and wires are sorta like OS's right?
<2> http://www.thenewsh.com/~newsham/moon.html
<3> heh
<3> hahah
<3> 1-31 never forget
<1> geist: did you get the question about if you knew kevin van vechten or simon cooper? My connection dropped out
<1> I think my router crashed
<3> both names ring a bell
<3> think i had lunch with kevin a few times
<4> damn
<5> i've been putting off writing the code for going into protected mode& is that a bad sign
<5> ?
<5> :)



<4> damn
<5> :(
<3> yeah, that's pretty lame
<3> it's not hard. you'll look back and wonder why you took so long
<5> yeah, well, i've been getting the crap kicked out of me by cl***es and work too, so at least i have _some_ excuse
<5> that and i've never done it before :P
<5> anyway, bedtime
<5> nite
<1> oh crap. I think I just locked myself out of my server.
<1> I was upgrading to freebsd 6 and my guess is the shadow file got deleted
<6> yo all
<7> hi ronny
<7> spend the afternoon putting more bits of my laptop back together with insulating tape and other such things
<7> there's still a fault with the keyboard controller which means the keyboard doesn't work in real mode
<6> lol
<6> hmm
<7> and also a fault with the ACPI controller which causes it to lie and say the PC is dual processor when it's not
<6> drats - im so screwed - i jusr set up wpa for my home wlan, and forgot to install wpa_supplicant on the pc
<7> oh dear
<7> oops
<6> hmm
<6> noppe - cant leave the bed
<6> left the window oben over the night and now its like 3C here
<7> that's a little chilly
<4> serishema: is it multicore or hyperthreading (p4)?
<7> nn: nither. It's a single core celeron M
<7> nn: but the ACPI controller is buggered so it reports incorrectly the the motherboard has 2 celeron Ms in it
<4> ****ty
<7> it still works okay
<7> windows doesn't care and solaris just says "Warning: cpu1 failed to start" on booting
<7> and i'm like no **** because cpu1 does not exist
<4> i've spent all night reworking our authentication framework
<7> ah
<4> really hating bind9 :)
<1> nn: What's wrong?
<4> sp1nm0nkey: need to make a zone with a generic SOA
<4> such that i can use same file for many zones
<1> should I be able to do nm -D and get a list of all the library functions that an application will need if i want to port it?
<1> ***uming it's completely dynamically linked
<8> hir?
<6> NoorulIslaam: i think she meant "her"
<8> i see
<8> couldnt tell if it was a her or a his :P
<6> well - its irc - you never can tell, till you got told ;P
<7> hir is a gender nutural pronoun that means nither his nor hers.
<7> I like to use them because tho i'm a girl at least hardware wise i don't really feel like anything
<9> Hmm...
<9> haskell has a randomIO...
<9> somehow that name randomIO gives me a mnemonic of java coders typing keyboard.
<9> it must get it's input from java schools. :)
<6> lol
<9> http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/
<10> Cheery: can you write a free opensourced clone of Vista for me? I need it next week
<9> of course!
<10> with every feature of it
<9> here you go.
<10> but also implement WinFS



<10> and clone of MS Office 2007 please
<10> fully compatible to the original
<9> okay. no problem.
<10> I need it next monday
<9> that fits perfectly, I put my best coders to work.
<8> i can do it by sunday for $10
<9> "A dead albatross permanently around the neck smells best on the first day."
<10> NoorulIslaam: I want it for free
<9> but Mathis_, wait, you already have such clone about software you described under that link I gave you.
<9> so I already completed your request. :)
<9> and I did it for free.
<10> you gave me no link
<9> <http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/>;
<10> you gave me no link to the Vista clone
<9> that's the link.
<9> it has all and it is extension to existing system to lower the workload.
<10> I cannot play videos with it
<9> so?
<10> but I can play videos with Vista
<10> ergo that is not a clone of Vista
<9> no you can't.
<10> how comes I am doing right now?
<9> aww. You mean you are really using something crap as vista?!
<9> :D
<10> you are the Plan9 guy, arent you?
<10> "everything except Plan9 is bull****!"
<11> hey folks
<9> http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/29/robotic-arm-rides-5-cents/
<11> that's pretty darn cool
<9> yep. :)
<9> http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/29/live-at-the-windows-vista-launch-event/
<9> this is the best joke: "We went to 50 families in seven different countries, gave them a beta 1 product, and spent a lot of time with them, hearing their frustrations, what they liked to do. Features like DVD burning came directly out of this."
<9> :DD
<10> Cheery: they are not like you who just ***umes what the user wants, they actually *ask* them
<9> what users?
<10> you are ignorant, it seems
<9> I have no user base in my software, some people just tend to benefit from teh crap I made.
<10> you mean they try to run your crap, then their machines break and they benefit from that to have a reason to buy a new machine?
<9> that's one scenario.
<10> whats another scenario?
<9> their machines ignites to hellish fiery flames and burns their whole apartment down, so they get unemployed and benefit by becoming my slaves.
<10> one cannot become a slave of someone who isnt master
<10> ergo they cannot become your slaves
<9> there's many things to master.
<9> like wanking.
<11> my, aren't we OT today
<9> eieio: is it bad thing?
<11> not specifically bad, but i think we're overdue for some development discussion lately
<9> I've been toying with haskell lately, would that be something?
<10> no
<9> yeh, :( I guess your right, because it is pervert and mentally ill action.
<9> or wait... how come this is #osdev channel.. It's perfectly valid to talk about pervert and mentally ill actions!
<12> any ideas what might be wrong when I try to use libstdc++ components like stl containers and I get linker errors. Compiler and linker are compiled for my OS
<12> I suppose it has something to do with the build process of those tools, but can't seem to find any solution
<11> hahahaha: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston.bombscare/index.html
<11> those idiots
<13> Tenttu: are the libs compiled for your os ? do you have an libc wich has all necessary stuff ?
<12> yes
<12> newlib compiled
<12> and I can use the functions libstc++ clmais missing
<12> directly
<12> so must be something with libstc++
<12> I just have no idea what it could be
<12> Linker should solve the undefined references just like it does with my object files
<13> broen linker script ?
<12> might be, but can't really think how?
<12> altough the linker errors comes from exception files
<12> or files related to exceptions
<12> http://rafb.net/p/zW4tTy37.html
<13> Tenttu: maybe wrong order of the arguments
<12> yeah was thinking of that
<13> Tenttu: th linker wont take a look at some files a second time, if you dont tell it to do
<12> ok lol, that was easy :)


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