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<0> k cool
<0> infi: once i get this database designed im gonna apply a search engine to my website
<1> yup and try to think about potential future upgrades that they have *not* asked for at the outset
<2> tdd1984: the point made by the !tell about evil, was to minimize the impact LATER if you should NEED to change your database design (among other things, like reducing network usage, etc.)
<2> tdd1984: Baby steps.
<0> i know
<0> i got the next 2 days to set down, and study this stuff hardcore
<0> i need to get this db up, and running by next week.
<3> hearing about other people's horribly designed databases also makes be feel smart. cause i never had anything bad like that. my first scripts were simple guestbooks that selected and inserted and that was it
<0> gosox yea
<0> lol
<3> tdd1984 chances are ZERO of that happening
<3> tdd1984 why don't YOU do that
<3> as an exercise
<3> right now
<3> make a simple guestbook
<4> that'll take him 2 weeks, gosox.
<1> s/he might learn something thought
<0> nah i'll have the db up, and runnin by next week :)
<2> For some definition of "up" and "running"
<5> tdd1984: go for it !!
<3> haha
<5> infi: lol
<1> maybe tdd1984 has just picked up the same definition of "next week" that a lot of developers seem to use
<0> its not that complicated after i started reading this stuff its actually basic once you start to understand the concept of the basics
<2> up = "SQL-injectable", running = "until the slightest breeze comes by"
<3> you say stuff like that tdd1984, but then you turn around and say something else that makes it clear you completely do not understand this stuff AT ALL
<5> like my fav phrase .. "I love deadlines... particularily the wooosssh sound they make when they go flying by !! "
<3> HAHAH
<4> infi: you sohuld send his code to thedailywtf :)
<1> lol
<0> well actually alls i need to do is read, and apply my self, and i should have it by next week if i put alot of time into it
<1> he was funny :P
<1> wrote two books that actually made me laugh out loud :P
<0> gleam: you must feel bad about your self
<0> :)
<4> really?
<4> i must?
<0> lol u do
<4> huh.
<0> yea just what i thought
<3> Steps to tdd1984's successs:
<3> 1) Learn Enlighs
<3> 2) Learn HTML
<3> .... this is a long list
<2> tdd1984: omgwtfbbq plz to stop usink the AOLbonics.
<3> you get the idea
<0> lol html i've been html coding for years
<2> tdd1984: Do you know this site: http://validator.w3.org/
<0> yup
<2> surprising.
<0> I don't care for it
<3> UGH
<2> HAHA
<3> get that site away from me!!!
<0> validates html tags
<1> yup it is handy like that
<6> tdd1984: you just code it without errors the first time right ;)
<0> who don't know about that site
<3> oh look, only 20 errors on my site :-)
<3> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whatsmyip.org
<3> i thought i'd have many more
<0> ahh so who cares what that has to say as long as it displaying right becuase that validator is always 100 percent correct by any means
<1> only ? :|
<4> only 30 on http://dewitts.biz/dewittsbiz/index.php
<4> yeah, tdd, but it doesn't display right.
<0> lol gleam you must be focused on me pretty hard, and jealous if you sitll remember that
<2> tdd1984: "That is why you fail." -- Yoda
<4> i have a good memory
<0> lol sure
<1> and even if it does display right there is no guarantee that it will continue to do so if it is not standards compliant
<0> gleam: lets see some of your websites
<4> i don't code.
<0> lol then shut up
<4> why?
<3> my rss feeds validate though :-)
<4> i don't have to know how to shoot a gun to know you don't put the barrel in your mouth first.
<0> lol you'll be okay gleam
<0> relax
<1> shutting up would be incompatible with the general concept of chat :P
<4> gosox, do you actually run whatismyip.org?
<3> yes
<4> <3 <3 <3
<3> on a *mac* server
<4> thank you.
<3> under *os x*
<3> no thank you
<4> it's so much better than .com.
<3> wait no
<3> www.whatsmyip.org is me
<3> www.whatismyip.org is not
<4> oh
<0> gleam_: your probaly just someone thats got no life, and probaly no girlfriend that gets picked on all the time
<4> nevermind then!
<4> i'm married.
<3> but mine is still the best of the bunch
<3> lots of cool tools
<3> though my pastebin ****s, i'll admit, but i wrote it from scratch and it was fun'
<0> lol
<0> gleam_: how old are you by the way
<4> 24.
<0> then start acting like it
<6> tdd1984: how old are you?
<3> tdd1984 you have a **** load of stuff to learn and you are sitting here wasting time insulting people?
<4> wtf does that mean?
<4> how is a 24 year old supposed to act?
<0> just what it means
<3> gleam_ i think he means you should start using www.whatsmyip.org
<4> whatismyip.org is better :)
<3> thats how I interpreted it anyway
<4> sorry :)
<3> your has nothing but 4 bytes of data
<3> !!!
<5> shall we tell tdd1984 about adodb as well .. just in case he decideds to use another database .. ?
<3> thats so not cool
<3> tdd1984 no one really uses MySQL for important stuff, we all use PostgreSQL for that
<3> ...
<3> :-)
<5> GoSox: problem there !!! http://validator.w3.org/check?verbose=1&uri=http%3A//whatismyip.org/
<4> how do you validate text/plain?
<1> heh i know that my ip returner won't p*** the validation :P
<4> "i'm sorry, it's not texty enough"
<3> served by AOLserver wtf?
<1> seeing as it returns an http header and the ip address and nothing else
<4> it doesn't even return any headers
<3> gleam_ if you are interested in text, i have many text tools on MY ip web site
<4> Connected to whatismyip.org.
<4> Escape character is '^]'.
<4> GET /
<4> 66.92.130.120
<6> is that even correct http
<4> it'll return your ip no matter what you do
<4> GET / HTTP/1.1 it does return the headers
<4> oh, i take that back.
<0> gleam: you try to discouage people into other things because thats how most of your lifes been, and thats how you feel weather its your family making you feel like that, or you just feel that way about your self cause you believe that no one else can do it cause thats how you feel because you probaly got messed with alot, and never had friends its a proven Psychology fact on how the brain reacts, and you see how you keep blurting stuff out when im talking t
<4> wow
<3> yeah
<3> wow
<4> he must have taken the past 5 minutes to type all that up
<3> who's got the boot button?
<4> hunt and peck, you know
<3> hahaha
<3> y
<3> u
<3> p
<0> lol sorry to tell you, but its a proven by doctors look it up
<4> uh huh
<4> i know exactly what psychological disorders i have and have been diagnosed with
<6> ohh teh doctors!
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