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<0> >.>
<1> Somazx?
<0> it wasn't me...
<2> Therion, No, wasn't online last night...
<1> You were here when that happened, IIRC
<3> he was
<2> Oh
<1> SQL: Yield unto me thine logs
<0> yea you banned me when I asked if I can taunt him.
<2> Then I do know
<1> mercestes: Not you
<0> remember?
<1> It began with an S.
<1> Perhaps this somazx fellow
<2> No I don't know hah
<0> Therion: I know....there was some Mercness abuse involved at the time tho IIRC....
<1> Since he has decided to complain to MySQL that I'm a naughty person, I'd like him to know what I think of that.
<2> haha
<0> Yea, Somazx sounds very familiar.
<1> * #mysql Banlist: Thu May 25 15:19:38 %somazx!*@* SQL!n=SQL@pdpc/supporter/active/Therio
<1> hee
<2> Where did he complain to?
<0> Yea, then I asked if I can taunt him and Werk said "yes." and then banned me..:D
<2> How
<1> Some sales channel
<0> see...Merc abuse.
<0> It's not just for breakfast anymore.
<1> He neglected to mention that he rejected the three attempts for help and then asked for someone "with a ****ing clue" to help him
<1> I just want to make sure he's real clear on where his complaint has gotten him
<1> :)
<2> What did it get him?
<4> Therion: the problem wasn't that you banned him
<4> Therion: it was that you didn't upsell him to Network
<2> lol
<1> I would have refunded his money and told him goodbye, anyway
<4> see there lies your problem :)
<1> Nope
<1> Abuse is not part of our support offering
<4> well you abuse me enough
<1> Nor is "I don't have to read what you tell me to read" or "I don't have to do what you tell me to do". ;)
<3> especially not for free
<1> shabbs: It's love. ;)
<4> <3
<2> Bah!
<5> Therion: ahh I was here for that
<3> will[werk], there there dont cry
<0> :(
<1> Ahh there he is, somazx indeed
<2> Hah, I did have the logs!!!
<2> I didn't know my logs went back that far.
<2> Therion, Does the bot log?
<5> I have logs
<5> as long as my arm
<3> and me
<2> archivist, You're as long as Leith's arm?
<1> will[werk]: The bot logs everything.
<2> Therion, Gimmie access to loggerz
<1> !op therion
<2> :(
<1> If he comes back and continues to be a jack***, ban him.
<1> :)
<2> No problemo.
<1> He's a little puke
<1> He's #2 on the list of reasons why I don't like coming to Freenode anymore. ;)
<0> who's #1?
<2> Me?
<1> arjenAU ;)
<3> hehe
<2> HAHAH
<6> lol
<0> >.>
<7> heh
<7> who's #3?
<1> Customers who should be contacting support instead of IRC :P
<1> Or mailing list, forums, whatever
<0> lmao
<7> radioactive?
<7> what have you been drinking Therion?
<0> What about lurkers who continually disrupt the topic in their feeble attempts to take up improv comedy and only occ***ionally answer questions even remotely releated to the topic? where do they rank?
<2> They don't rank because they get kicked.
<0> :(
<1> NeoThermic: Nuclear waste
<7> Explains it all, really.
<1> mercestes: They are the #3 reason I keep coming back to freenode ;)
<0> Therion: rock! :D
<2> What's the #4 reason to keep coming back to Freenode?
<1> Force of habit
<6> #1 and 2?
<1> I mean my deep and abiding love of community service related to MySQL
<1> inviso: #2 IS ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS!!!! OMG
<6> ZOMG!!!
<1> inviso: #1 is my futile longing to slip will some manluv
<1> he resists
<1> the tease
<6> ZOMMEWWWWWW
<3> heres some ***** love http://de.fishki.net/pics9/podbor82_09.jpg
<8> wow
<6> somehow, I still haven't adjusted to that
<3> kitten "Hey thats my mum your eating!"
<0> why am I clicking this???
<0> I know it's bad....
<0> oh..that's not that bad.
<3> its completely safe
<6> hehe, ****er
<1> Heh, I have a cat that looks almost exactly like that...and our dog was doing the same thing the other day
<0> that cat looks so very unamused tho
<1> that's pretty freaky
<9> extremely cut-in dog
<6> I'm pretty sure that's *exactly how I felt when I woke up this morning. Must get more sleep
<9> pasted*
<6> archivist: so, what's with the pink frillies?
<0> I felt kidna funny when I woke up this morning too
<3> pink is soooo not me
<0> main because it was 3am and someone was beating the hell out of my door.
<3> police
<0> Yea....
<0> precisely.
<3> drug squad
<0> no.
<6> missing persons?
<0> no.
<6> PURSE SNATCHER!!!!!
<0> no....closer tho.
<6> hehe, get spotted on a security camera stealing some... uh... stuff from a store?
<6> hmmm, I killed it :(
<1> !kick litheum
<10> wheeeeeeeeee!
<11> Hi.
<0> inviso: No.
<0> inviso: They "caught" someone trying to steal my truck....
<0> invisio: well, specifically...they spotted someone trying to steal my truck and managed to deftly allow them to escape into the night largely unhindered
<11> I'm trying to figure out whether there are options to create or emulate an Oracle-type DATABASE LINK besides using the Federated Storage Engine. Any ideas out there?
<11> I'm trying to figure out whether there are options to create or emulate an Oracle-type DATABASE LINK from one MySQL instance to another MySQL instance --besides using the Federated Storage Engine. Any ideas out there? The reason for this is that I want to have my application call use its connection to "MySQLDatabase_A" to call a Stored Procedure on "MySQLDatabase_B".
<1> mercestes: LOL
<0> I guess I shouldn't complain.....their flagrant ineptitude still manage to startle the thieves enough to stop them from actually stealing the truck.
<0> though...theft would have been better....for a mere $500 I could have gotten a new truck. Instead....I have damages totally about $50.00 more than my deductable...plus another $250 in rental car expenses.
<0> So.....what do the rest of you have planned this weekend?
<1> I'm going to go have a three way with some friends
<1> errr
<3> bugger all for this weekend BUT next weekend engine driving http://www.derbyshire-peakdistrict.co.uk/leawoodpump.htm
<12> any helping manuals for doing ssl replication?
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