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<0> lol
<0> yes
<1> hey everyone
<0> pifiu: everyone just left, be we are still here :)
<1> LOL
<1> listen i know its an odd place since this is usually for help in mysql
<0> oh oh
<0> here it comes!
<1> BUT i need to find a programmer
<0> hehe!
<2> oh oh! me me!
<1> that can make i ***ume a php with mysql program
<2> but I don't do windows
<2> or vaccuum
<1> lol sorry i know you guys might get this all the time
<1> well i was thinking along the lines of more like web interfaced
<0> shabbs: lol
<3> you should use JavaScript.NET and IIS then
<0> pifiu: PHP?
<2> pifiu: as long as I don't have to leave my house and I can retire after this job I'll take it
<0> leaving house for work.. I mean, do people still do that????
<3> and a frog
<3> not me
<2> I do unfortunately
<3> the 3000 mile commute was a killer
<2> would be nice to stay home, though I would probably never get anything done
<2> I never get anything done now!
<4> I draw live cartoons
<5> Man you must get some nasty carpal tunnel.
<4> yes :(
<6> I've learned quite a bit about mysql, 3 weeks ago I had never used it, now I have installed it on an openbsd server that I made out of a PC a found on the curb.
<1> hey shabbs, and kemurri
<1> its a bit difficult to explain
<1> i have a flow chart and a smal explanation of what i want done
<4> hahaha you found on the curb??
<7> hi.
<3> I'll do it for 1 million US dollars, in small non-consecutive bills
<8> hey, i'm having trouble setting my max_connections variable... it's saying syntax error.. same prob as http://www.thescripts.com/forum/thread141518.html any ideas?
<6> its a 500MHz Slot1 P3.
<3> pifiu - try Guru.com
<7> could anyone tell me what is syntactically wrong with this query?
<7> SELECT transdate,amount,cur,companyname FROM transactions,accounts,companies WHERE transactions.fromaccountid=acoounts.accountid AND accounts.companyid=companies.companyid AND amount < 1500 AND amount > 500 AND cur = GBP
<3> or something similar
<7> #1054 - Unknown column 'GBP' in 'where clause'
<7> is the error i get
<3> you need quotes around strings, laurens
<4> laurens_, ACOOOOOONTS
<1> sjrussell for programmers?
<8> acoounts is probably not a table
<7> ACCOONTS? :)
<1> tell me if this makes sense please
<7> actually, it is
<6> How do I set a p***word on /phpmyadmin? Do I have to make my own login system?
<9> dancingmonkey, did you read the documentation?
<4> laurens_, you have "acoonts" instead of "accounts"
<7> oh
<7> really?
<8> ya rly
<6> BartVB, possibly.
<7> oh my god
<1> making the program be accessable on a web browser. i ***ume parsed in php, with an sql backend?
<7> I can't believe I wrote that.
<0> the acoontants
<7> thank you :D
<3> still, that's stupid but not the problem
<3> maybe they're just Canadian
<4> I'd also use amount BETWEEN 500 AND 1500
<9> dancingmonkey, last time I looked phpMyADmin had a fairly large section about securiting the installation :)
<2> lol
<7> lol, i've been staring at that query for 20 minutes
<1> and maybe perhaps just make a small visual basic app that will load the "browser" inside that program to make it seem its a progrma but its really a browser inside that
<9> securiting? Did i just invent that word? Cool :)
<8> anyone know why 'set global max_connections=250;' gives syntax error?
<7> RedACE: yeah, sorry, I dont know any SQL so my queries are rather symplistic.
<0> laurens_: I guess it was starting to stare back at you!
<6> I cant quite spit out a good query into google.
<6> i keep getting resetting p***words
<2> pifiu: I'd seriously look into SOAP
<5> It did wonders for my love life!
<2> not that kinda soap :)
<0> lol
<0> or xml-rpc, which was base for SOAP
<3> no, the kind that makes you feel dirty all over
<1> SOAP? never heard of it, again im no programmer
<1> but let me look it up a second
<1> so guru3d is a good site for finding someone?
<2> pifiu: thats why you want to hire a programmer that does :)
<1> lol of course, but i need to explain the programmer, and im nto sure HOW i need it to be done
<1> what language, etc
<7> still: #1054 - Unknown column 'GBP' in 'where clause'
<3> don't explain that part
<2> beauty of SOAP is that it has implementations in a lot of languages
<7> cur is the column, GBP is the contents of that column
<0> pifiu: for maybe you need something like an application server, like JBoss or .. ? :)
<2> laurens_: as was pointed out, use quotes around strings
<5> Don't tell a programmer how to do anything, tell him what to do.
<1> well no it would be basic PHP with sql
<1> thats all
<1> at least thats the way i thought of it
<7> oh
<7> ok
<1> or no?
<5> Non-programmers telling programmers how to do something will get you brained.
<1> does that make ANY sense? lol
<2> pifiu: that's the way my boss thought of it too, then gave it to me to write in perl
<0> pifiu: wait, you want a VBasic application to use that stuff you want to be written?
<3> pifu, if you don't know what you're doing, don't put unneccessary constraints on it
<1> no no no
<4> mhillyer, USE A WHILE LOOP!!!!!111
<1> please forgive my ignorance on the correct terminology
<4> :P
<1> I want a basic site to be displayed inside a small vbasic program
<8> trying again...... getting: ERROR 1064: You have an error in your SQL syntax near 'max_connections=250' at line 1, when trying: SET GLOBAL max_connections=250;.. any ideas why?
<10> pifiu: you are an ADMIN. you are SUPPOSED to use the correct terminology.
<4> lol
<1> well infi im not too familiar with programming! lol
<0> pifiu: oh
<2> pifiu: if you want to do that, just collect the data in the VB program and p*** it to the php script for processing as POST/GET arguments
<1> you get me? like for example display google.com inside the vbasic program
<2> not pretty and not very safe, but better than displaying a php page in your vb app :)
<1> correct shabbs
<1> sounds about right
<11> I have two tables... each has a datetime column. Is there any way I can "intersectedly" select from both tables, sorting by the DATETIME columns in BOTH tables?
<0> pifiu: maybe look for a visualbasic channel or? :)
<1> right, but you guys are missing my point lol maybe im not being clear
<4> Kaitlyn, perhaps UNION or JOIN depending on what your tables look like
<1> I know THAT CAN BE DONE for a fact, as ive seen it
<2> Kaitlyn: specify the fields you're selecting and give them aliases
<1> but im wondering if using php and sql would be fine for what i want
<2> pifiu: you're saying you want to display the actual php page in your vb app
<5> pifiu: Again, why worry about the *how*, you should be defining the *what*
<1> the what i hve
<1> right but how do i know which type of programmer to find? not everyone knows all the languages
<5> Good, go find the who and let him worry about the how.
<2> pifiu: then let the programmer worry about the how
<0> folks, help pifiu to find a programmer, dig up some students :)
<1> LOL
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