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<0> amazing how you can drop your CPU temperature by 20 degrees and the noise level by about 30 dB by blowing the dust bunnies out.
<1> nice
<2> there are bunnies in my cpu?
<2> i dont care anymore for keeping my temp down
<2> an athlon melts at 90 degrees
<1> lol i had a customer once when i had a computer store who brought in their pc because it was crashing and spontaneously rebooting
<0> yes, where do you think /dev/null goes?
<2> (celsius), it never reaches it, so no worries
<0> you have to feed them bits from the bitbucket.
<2> infi, oh my god, the bunnies go to /dev/null ???
<1> they had managed to clog the cpu fan and all the external vents with dust
<1> i have no idea how :\
<0> they probably ran a pet grooming service.
<1> aircraft maintenance iirc
<0> the little retarded computer shop I worked for like 11 years ago had a maintenance contract with a pet grooming place.
<0> man that was nasty.



<1> lol
<2> yes, I had a job at the 'services' too
<2> well mysql starts, that is good
<2> as my psychologist says
<3> is it possible to get the output of a program and automatically insert it into mysql?
<3> the output being complete SQL statements...
<2> wow now it seems to work, holy crap
<2> its black magic somehow
<2> i fixed it
<2> saved by the bell once again
<3> mysql -u root -p -D mydb < program
<3> something like that?
<2> or pipe it in to mysql
<2> with the pipe symbol
<3> how?
<2> try - at the end
<2> or read man mysql
<2> i am sure there is an option for using stdin
<3> mysql -u root -p -D mydb < program -
<3> ?
<2> noob-saibot, before
<2> noob-saibot, befoire
<2> ****ing tab completion
<2> "no, before"
<2> davanger_, anyhow, man mysql
<3> no mention of stdin
<3> i /stdin it
<2> pipes
<3> mysql -u root -p -D mydb < | program ?
<2> no
<2> program | mysql
<3> wont work cause it requires p*** input...
<2> use --pasword
<3> let me see
<2> echo "SELECT * from texto" | mysql -u marc --p***word=myp*** texto
<2> your program has to output sql queries of course
<3> i think its working...
<3> the thing is
<2> you could use mysql -u marc --p***word=myp*** texto < `myprogram`
<3> nope
<2> i dont know if you need the backquotes though
<3> Segmentation fault
<2> probably a problem with what you are giving into it
<2> you cant give it random ****
<3> i know
<2> i dont know about line breaks or so
<2> try my simple example
<3> the thing is the server crached and im trying to recover from binlogs
<3> they are so big that I cant load them in to mem
<2> right
<3> i even tried using perl and it still crashes cause it runs out of space
<2> its not a mysql problem them
<3> no is my crappy *** server
<2> I mean, at work I am using pipes all the time (both in computers and real life)
<2> try using disk based storage?
<2> I picked up my server from the street
<2> i adopted it
<2> i gave it new life
<3> im in spain and **** doesnt work like that
<2> people dont throw their old ****ty computers out the trash?
<3> people here hold on to their crap untill it cant give no more. anyways everything is mad expensive



<2> ah, different culture
<3> they trully live by the rule of "if it aint broke, dont fix it"
<3> when i lived in the states I had a new PC every year
<3> here im changing PCs every 4 years...
<2> that rule is golden man
<2> ****, i broke my keyboard yesterday because of that
<3> lol
<2> specially wiht computers
<2> i mean, if it works, leave it there
<2> why the crap upgrade kernels? and all that ****
<3> well kernel upgrades are good
<2> you know then, things dont work anymore
<2> I get tortured, and I cry
<3> speed improvementes on my crappy *** servers
<2> besides, the pain it takes to fix this
<2> I mean mysql didnt accept my queries, god knows why
<2> its voodoo
<2> thats why I want a Mac
<2> for my next desktop, I dont care how it works.. it just has to work
<2> dont care for internals, for me its all voodoo, black magic, who cares
<3> i had a hackedmac and wasnt impressed..
<2> in a macintosh everything is easy
<2> you want to kill yourself ? File > Suicide
<2> its like that
<2> i need that for a desktop
<3> not really is almost the same as running Gnome
<2> I dont mind Linux on servers, its great
<2> I want to be in the mac cult
<2> i dont know why **** in my house keeps dissapearing
<3> i didnt like it that much.. for me it was just eye candy
<3> LOL
<2> my .bashrc dissapeared, i cant find files anymore
<2> everytime i put my Socks in the washer & dryer, they never come out
<3> you pobably got rm * happy
<2> they go into a black hole or something
<2> yeah, probably some s.o.b sabotaging my work
<3> well let me get back to work an see how im going to fix this crap
<3> by the way if your wondering...
<2> i am always wondering
<3> AMD Athlon 1ghz 512 of 100mhz ram
<3> and 80gb hd
<2> what?
<3> thats my server
<2> i run a P3 500 on 200mb of ram and 8gb\
<2> thats luxury
<3> lol
<3> i had a database wich was about 30gb
<3> dam it
<2> damn
<3> everytime i think about it
<2> you need a fast hd
<2> ten thousand rpm
<2> sata
<3> it "worked"
<3> it wanst fast but it worked...
<2> by black magic, of course
<3> lol
<3> indeed
<3> dam it
<3> i had data i collected for some neural networks and **** for school
<2> yeah. always keep bakcups
<3> i had no space...
<3> well
<2> yeah space is a bitch
<3> ill sleep on it and see what I can do tomorrow
<2> i have like 20 small hard drives
<2> yeah, light some candles
<2> maybe it will fix itself
<3> lol
<4> Can i use JOIN's in dletes
<3> serously doubt it
<4> was that to my question?
<2> of course not
<2> atomic, my best answer is try it


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