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<MicroChip32> so am i right that an outer join will return a record if the key exists in EITHER of the tables, where an inner join will only return records where the key exists in BOTH tables ??
<xnor> Hi, is it possible to return a auto_increment value from from a php mysql_query() ?
<will[werk]> Asking twice is BAD.
<Led-Hed> I understand how to run MySQL from the command line, but can you also perform a query all in one command.
<will[werk]> Led-Hed, Uh... sure.
<Led-Hed> withoug coing into the client
<will[werk]> Led-Hed, mysql --help
<Led-Hed> going
<xnor> sorry :)
<Led-Hed> I did, but confuses me. ;)
<will[werk]> Did you see -e part?
<Led-Hed> oh, perfect.
<Led-Hed> thanks
<I3ooI3oo> xnor yes
<I3ooI3oo> if it in a table already
<Led-Hed> will[werk]: thanks that worked. Not sure how I missed that one.
<will[werk]> Led-Hed, BECAUSE YOU WANT YOUR HAND HELD :P
<Led-Hed> not true. I honestly had already done --help. I just missed that line.
<will[werk]> Uh huh sure ok thanks
<Led-Hed> again, thanks for the hand holding, no need to be an ***.
<gleam-> but it's such a ***y ***
<will[werk]> But that's the fun part.
<Led-Hed> not when you're on the recieveing end... ;p
<will[werk]> That's not more fun?
<Led-Hed> lol
<will[werk]> Maybe if you were stuck here helping people all day for a living, you'll develop an attitude too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oen
<bosko> thats the spirit
<Led-Hed> will[werk]: are you forced to be here?
<will[werk]> Yes.
<Led-Hed> why?
<will[werk]> Because I owe a debt to society.
<Led-Hed> lol
<will[werk]> Not funny at all actually.
<will[werk]> It all started when my wife left me.
<infi> (technology community service)--
<will[werk]> ... for my twin brother.
<Led-Hed> and on that note, I should be leaving
<bosko> hahahha
<will[werk]> Ok
<Led-Hed> just kidding. I seriously doubt your sob story is worse than mine
<will[werk]> Aww...
<infi> will[werk]: so, my coffee mug holder broke off and I think it was MySQL's fault, cuz now I get Error Loading Socket: /var/run/mysql/mysql.sock (ERROR 2). CAN YOU HELPZOR ME?
<will[werk]> I had my hopes up.
<will[werk]> Are you serious?
<Led-Hed> lol
<infi> No.
<will[werk]> What is HELPZOR?
<bosko> This is the best channel ever
<will[werk]> bosko, Yes and you don't deserve it so leave.
<bosko> :[
<bosko> I just idle in it, leave me alone!
<infi> bosko: 2 drink minimum.
<will[werk]> We don't like idle'ers
<Led-Hed> will[werk]: so is your brother the better looking twin?
<bosko> But I'm at work, I need to be a cool kid and sit on IRC all day instead of working
<will[werk]> Yes. Also smarter, and better with the women.
<will[werk]> bosko, No, that's my job.
<bosko> Can't you share?
<will[werk]> AND THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE>
<will[werk]> NO
<infi> H***AN CHOP!
<bosko> SUCH BLASPHEMY
<Led-Hed> will[werk]: ya with twins there is alway one that is better than the other.
<Led-Hed> ****s to be you
<will[werk]> Did I also happen to mention my kids hate me now for breaking up the family?
<will[werk]> Or the fact that the IRS is auditing me?
<will[werk]> Or the fact that my house was raided for child porn?
<infi> will[werk]: How do I create a forum in PEE-AYTCH-PEE?!?!1!111
<will[werk]> infi, ##php
<Led-Hed> well, I dont blame your kids or Wife then
<Led-Hed> child pron, common man thats bad
<will[werk]> How old are you?
<Led-Hed> 30
<I3ooI3oo> the only reason to help those that don't know is that you get to a an irogant ***
<I3ooI3oo> you will learn the way yo get help to so stroke the ego of those that have the knoledge
<Led-Hed> thats lame.
<infi> will[werk]: I luv u long time u help me forum.
<will[werk]> Not just the ego... ;)
<I3ooI3oo> true dat
<will[werk]> Led-Hed, FREEE HELP WHATDA EXPECT?
<Ungy> if you stroke my cock I will help you no problem
<Ungy> will[werk] how you been?
<I3ooI3oo> put it in my hand i and will show you some thing you ahve never seen
<I3ooI3oo> the other end of it
<will[werk]> Crappy... did you hear my sob story above?
<Led-Hed> I've grown use to it. Its common among Linux IRC channels
<infi> eek, was that all true?
<will[werk]> This isn't Linux.
<Led-Hed> I know
<Led-Hed> sorry
<infi> will[werk]: I was totally joking above of course, I thought you were being facetious as well.
<I3ooI3oo> got linux thou
<will[werk]> infi, hahahahaha. no.
<infi> sorry about your troubles.. though the child pr0n issue seems a bit.. dubious.
<Led-Hed> hey its a carma thing. He looks at kiddie pron and now his life ****s, seem fitting
<I3ooI3oo> will[werk] did they find the pron ?
<Ungy> will[werk] child Pron?
<infi> Led-Hed: "karma"
<will[werk]> Yes, they found the files and the kids.
<infi> but then again, that's a transliteration, so you could be equally correct.
<infi> will[werk]: ok, then burn in he-double-hockey-stick ;)
<will[werk]> huh?
<Led-Hed> lol
<Ungy> will[werk] yes generally you do
<Ungy> will[werk] you can't see sarcasm over the internet
<Led-Hed> child porn isnt something to joke about, most everything else is fair game
<Ungy> will[werk] did you have those kids tied up in the basement I always find that a good place to keep them
<will[werk]> I SAID I WAS GOING TO STOP.
<Ungy> Led-Hed people take **** too seriously
<will[werk]> Yes they do!
<will[werk]> And that's how it all started.
<will[werk]> Well, this.
<Ungy> Ouch
<Led-Hed> some do, I suspected that he was joking when his story sounded like a country song
<infi> indeed.
<will[werk]> hahah
<Ungy> will[werk] don't joke about killing the president or you can be thrown in jail without a trial
<I3ooI3oo> if you believe anything you read on IRC you are gulible
<will[werk]> If it was a country song, I'd be talkin bout me here truck
<Led-Hed> who was joking
<infi> o/~ There's a tear in my beer and I miss you so dear ... o/~
<Led-Hed> ;)
<will[werk]> lol
<infi> Led-Hed: EVERYONE!
<Ungy> I3ooI3oo expecially anything anyone tells you to help them
<Xorlev> Is it possible to forward a MySQL socket to a remote server's MySQL transparently?
<Led-Hed> about killing the president?
<Ungy> Xorlev you want to forward mysql socket with what application?
<infi> Led-Hed: I made a joke about that over an international line the other day. I expect they'll be coming after my mom Real Soon Now(tm).
<Xorlev> Ungy: I'm not sure, which is why I was asking if it was possible. :)
<will[werk]> Xorlev, No. Use a tcp portforward.
<Xorlev> I figured. Thanks :
<Xorlev> )
<albo> my slave is waiting for event from the master. but its not up to date. the IO_THREAD is running
<albo> why?
<Led-Hed> when I run a query from the commandline it formats the result in a box, is ther a way to just return the result without formatting?
<gleam-> if you pipe it to something it won't be formatted
<Led-Hed> ok, thanks
<aSmig> Is this a known bug, and can anyone sugest a workaround?
<aSmig> SELECT (CASE WHEN TRUE THEN 0 ELSE NULL END) * -1 AS weird; # -0
<gleam-> i think if you redirect output to a file it'll also do it
<gleam-> i get 0
<wave> cya
<aSmig> version?
<gleam-> 5.0.21
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