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<0> so am i right that an outer join will return a record if the key exists in EITHER of the tables, where an inner join will only return records where the key exists in BOTH tables ??
<1> Hi, is it possible to return a auto_increment value from from a php mysql_query() ?
<2> Asking twice is BAD.
<3> I understand how to run MySQL from the command line, but can you also perform a query all in one command.
<2> Led-Hed, Uh... sure.
<3> withoug coing into the client
<2> Led-Hed, mysql --help
<3> going
<1> sorry :)
<3> I did, but confuses me. ;)
<2> Did you see -e part?
<3> oh, perfect.
<3> thanks
<4> xnor yes
<4> if it in a table already
<3> will[werk]: thanks that worked. Not sure how I missed that one.
<2> Led-Hed, BECAUSE YOU WANT YOUR HAND HELD :P
<3> not true. I honestly had already done --help. I just missed that line.
<2> Uh huh sure ok thanks
<3> again, thanks for the hand holding, no need to be an ***.
<5> but it's such a ***y ***
<2> But that's the fun part.
<3> not when you're on the recieveing end... ;p
<2> That's not more fun?
<3> lol
<2> Maybe if you were stuck here helping people all day for a living, you'll develop an attitude too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oen
<6> thats the spirit
<3> will[werk]: are you forced to be here?
<2> Yes.
<3> why?
<2> Because I owe a debt to society.
<3> lol
<2> Not funny at all actually.
<2> It all started when my wife left me.
<7> (technology community service)--
<2> ... for my twin brother.
<3> and on that note, I should be leaving
<6> hahahha
<2> Ok
<3> just kidding. I seriously doubt your sob story is worse than mine
<2> Aww...
<7> will[werk]: so, my coffee mug holder broke off and I think it was MySQL's fault, cuz now I get Error Loading Socket: /var/run/mysql/mysql.sock (ERROR 2). CAN YOU HELPZOR ME?
<2> I had my hopes up.
<2> Are you serious?
<3> lol
<7> No.
<2> What is HELPZOR?
<6> This is the best channel ever
<2> bosko, Yes and you don't deserve it so leave.
<6> :[
<6> I just idle in it, leave me alone!
<7> bosko: 2 drink minimum.
<2> We don't like idle'ers
<3> will[werk]: so is your brother the better looking twin?
<6> But I'm at work, I need to be a cool kid and sit on IRC all day instead of working
<2> Yes. Also smarter, and better with the women.
<2> bosko, No, that's my job.
<6> Can't you share?
<2> AND THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE>
<2> NO
<7> H***AN CHOP!
<6> SUCH BLASPHEMY
<3> will[werk]: ya with twins there is alway one that is better than the other.
<3> ****s to be you
<2> Did I also happen to mention my kids hate me now for breaking up the family?
<2> Or the fact that the IRS is auditing me?
<2> Or the fact that my house was raided for child porn?
<7> will[werk]: How do I create a forum in PEE-AYTCH-PEE?!?!1!111
<2> infi, ##php
<3> well, I dont blame your kids or Wife then
<3> child pron, common man thats bad
<2> How old are you?
<3> 30
<4> the only reason to help those that don't know is that you get to a an irogant ***
<4> you will learn the way yo get help to so stroke the ego of those that have the knoledge
<3> thats lame.
<7> will[werk]: I luv u long time u help me forum.
<2> Not just the ego... ;)
<4> true dat
<2> Led-Hed, FREEE HELP WHATDA EXPECT?
<8> if you stroke my cock I will help you no problem
<8> will[werk] how you been?
<4> put it in my hand i and will show you some thing you ahve never seen
<4> the other end of it
<2> Crappy... did you hear my sob story above?
<3> I've grown use to it. Its common among Linux IRC channels
<7> eek, was that all true?
<2> This isn't Linux.
<3> I know
<3> sorry
<7> will[werk]: I was totally joking above of course, I thought you were being facetious as well.
<4> got linux thou
<2> infi, hahahahaha. no.
<7> sorry about your troubles.. though the child pr0n issue seems a bit.. dubious.
<3> hey its a carma thing. He looks at kiddie pron and now his life ****s, seem fitting
<4> will[werk] did they find the pron ?
<8> will[werk] child Pron?
<7> Led-Hed: "karma"
<2> Yes, they found the files and the kids.
<7> but then again, that's a transliteration, so you could be equally correct.
<7> will[werk]: ok, then burn in he-double-hockey-stick ;)
<2> huh?
<3> lol
<8> will[werk] yes generally you do
<8> will[werk] you can't see sarcasm over the internet
<3> child porn isnt something to joke about, most everything else is fair game
<8> will[werk] did you have those kids tied up in the basement I always find that a good place to keep them
<2> I SAID I WAS GOING TO STOP.
<8> Led-Hed people take **** too seriously
<2> Yes they do!
<2> And that's how it all started.
<2> Well, this.
<8> Ouch
<3> some do, I suspected that he was joking when his story sounded like a country song
<7> indeed.
<2> hahah
<8> will[werk] don't joke about killing the president or you can be thrown in jail without a trial
<4> if you believe anything you read on IRC you are gulible
<2> If it was a country song, I'd be talkin bout me here truck
<3> who was joking
<7> o/~ There's a tear in my beer and I miss you so dear ... o/~
<3> ;)
<2> lol
<7> Led-Hed: EVERYONE!
<8> I3ooI3oo expecially anything anyone tells you to help them
<9> Is it possible to forward a MySQL socket to a remote server's MySQL transparently?
<3> about killing the president?
<8> Xorlev you want to forward mysql socket with what application?
<7> Led-Hed: I made a joke about that over an international line the other day. I expect they'll be coming after my mom Real Soon Now(tm).
<9> Ungy: I'm not sure, which is why I was asking if it was possible. :)
<2> Xorlev, No. Use a tcp portforward.
<9> I figured. Thanks :
<9> )
<10> my slave is waiting for event from the master. but its not up to date. the IO_THREAD is running
<10> why?
<3> when I run a query from the commandline it formats the result in a box, is ther a way to just return the result without formatting?
<5> if you pipe it to something it won't be formatted
<3> ok, thanks
<11> Is this a known bug, and can anyone sugest a workaround?
<11> SELECT (CASE WHEN TRUE THEN 0 ELSE NULL END) * -1 AS weird; # -0
<5> i think if you redirect output to a file it'll also do it
<5> i get 0
<12> cya
<11> version?
<5> 5.0.21
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