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<0> lol
<1> For sure
<0> Where Are The Logs
<1> In The Forest
<2> Where the Log Tree Grows
<3> !perror 155
<0> LOL
<4> darkdrgn3k: no such error #
<2> how manual
<3> !perror 122
<5> System error: 122 = Disk quota exceeded
<2> http://www.all-laser.com/error.shtml <-- wow, how broken can a page be?
<2> everything is a broken link
<0> God Where Are The Logs
<2> God Won't Know
<6> the folks in #smarty do, though....
<7> What datatype should i use if i want to store a rating number in the field. 0.0 to 10.0?
<2> does god use mysql?
<0> He Uses It To Manage All The People
<0> lol
<8> He uses a custom build.
<9> but he should of used error checking
<3> delete * from Sinners where sin="Screwing the Neighbours Wife";
<6> it's the "begats" package manager.
<2> ooh, touchy
<2> 1337
<2> The security ID structure is invalid.
<2> ERROR_INVALID_SID
<2> hmm, weird paste
<2> oh, awesome. That's a Windows error code
<3> can you imagne.. GOOGLE OS
<2> hrh
<2> "Takeing us a step further to indexing ALL the data on the planet"
<2> *privacy
<10> nothing join aol
<11> quick question, whats the syntax to order by two seperate columns?
<2> a comma
<11> :]
<11> thx
<2> (I think)
<11> i'll try it :]
<11> ive gotta stop being lazy
<11> but my heads hurting :|
<2> there is one solution to that
<2> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/4.1/en/irc.html
<2> interesting
<0> meh MySQL Is To Hard
<0> Ill Stick To What i Know APACHE WOOOH
<0> lol
<12> if you think MySQL is hard, grab Postgres
<1> grab oracle ;)
<3> lmao
<3> grab a CVS TEXT ENGINE
<3> more features :-D
<12> Oracle isn't open-source, it has an excuse
<2> grab a XML database
<2> wait a sec
<12> Postgres could be fixed by the community, if anyone gave a damn
<2> http://thedailywtf.com/forums/60879/ShowPost.aspx
<13> Opened_tables << gives me a red number
<14> Interbase is rather hard as well
<13> what should i do?
<13> nothing?
<0> U Gotta Remeber Me = RETARD BEYOND BELIFE
<3> TuX_BuBling:make your own db engine
<3> TuX_BuBling:shouldnt be to hard.. just make an multi dimentional arrya :-P
<13> no i just want to know if that is bad or not :)
<10> "gives me a red number" in what? your statement does not make a lot of sense
<13> red number that "too high"
<13> arf anyway
<10> paint it green then
<3> or pay your bills
<3> that will take oyu into the black
<15> Hi, what function should i include in the query if i want to find a row in column that contains something?
<15> i know its "WHERE" for specific stuff
<14> gimmulf, umm could you repeat that in English?
<15> im doing my best :)
<15> you did not understand?
<14> no other then I think you are looking for something like "WHERE columnename LIKE '%value%';
<15> ahhh thats it
<15> thanks
<0> Well Im OuttIes
<0> Cya
<14> bye?
<0> Ill Be Back When I Decide To Attempt MySQL
<14> Does TheBest have an ego? or is that just his real name?
<16> what i need to can save my users score points from the Game`s they Play ?
<17> TheBest: that wasn't entirely clear
<16> osfameron i whant to made a website with poker online ...so users can have points and to be save all them data points.
<17> right
<18> arjenAU: do you have or otherwise know where I can get a copy of the new replication conflict resolution plan Robin Schumacher is working on ?
<19> TodoInTX: ask robin@ - since he neglected to give proper info he deserves to be harr***ed.
<19> TodoInTX: afaik though, we intended to resolve this with stored procedures. i.e. an admin can decide which stored proc to use to resolve based on their needs, and also write their own.
<17> TheBest: it's still not clear which part you need help with - you've written the poker app for web, you're now stuck on how to save the game score data? And what have you tried?
<19> that's what Brian told me.
<18> I tried e-mailing him yesterday and haven't heard from him yet.
<20> I don't like Javascript. All this creating functions and stuff... :(
<17> apparently goatherding is the big new thing - no functions in that :-)
<15> SELECT * FROM hands WHERE nickname LIKE %'Ran'%; isnt that suppose to work?
<10> no
<21> hi, can anyone tell me whats the problem for creating Tables with InnoDB engine on MySQL 3.23 servers?
<20> '%Ran%'
<15> archivist: any suggestions?
<10> '%Ran%'
<15> ahh thanks
<20> foe, Make sure 3.23 has it.
<20> 3.23-max I believe. UPGRADE DAMN YOU!
<21> well i've been reading about it and it says it does
<20> SELECT VERSION();
<22> Hey all, I want to take some data from a select statement and use it in an update statement. Is that possible?
<22> like a subselect inside of an update or something?
<20> sure
<17> does innodb support maybe have to be compiled in?
<21> yeah, well... i use 5.0 for developing but.... Bang.... the server on my "website" has 3.23
<20> foe, Don't use that host.
<20> Would you use that host if they had PHP4.0?
<20> Would you use that host if they had PHP4.0.0?
<17> our dba recently moved my server because I wanted InnoDB on a 4.0.something
<20> Or Linux 2.0.0 ?
<21> lol
<21> i guess not but...
<21> i just get it today
<20> Or Linux 2.0.0-beta1 ?
<20> Cancel it today.
<18> osfameron: on anything after 4.0 you would have to compile it "out". .
<23> how could you select a random row from a table?
<21> im developing for my university dude
<17> will++ # tough love
<21> lol
<20> If people stop supporting people using 3.23, they would upgrade!
<20> vhuren, ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1;
<20> !tell us about random
<10> !tell vhuren about random
<5> will asked me to tell you this: For information on selecting random values see http://jan.kneschke.de/projects/mysql/order-by-rand/
<5> Alrighty.
<17> TodoInTX: could be... in any case, he came back with "Don't have InnoDB on this server, I'll get you antoehr one"
<21> lol version is 3.23.54 .
<21> thats ****s =(
<17> foe: make friends with a university sysadmin, maybe someone can upgrade you sneakily
<24> why do Democrats hate Jews?
<17> hey, I was having to use 3.22 until recently at work :-)
<18> osfameron: what version exactly are you using with 4.0?
<21> lol ill try... thank u by helping guys
<17> TodoInTX: it was a 4.0.something, I could connect to vpn to confirm, or I could finish my beer and go to bed :-)
<17> but actually, I suspect that the real problem was that our DBD::mysql dates back to 1999
<17> when, er, Mysql didn't have transactions :-)
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