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<0> arjen around today?
<1> iholsman: he's out of internet connection area :)
<1> iholsman: can I help you?
<0> cj.. are you the guy who left the comment on my blog?
<1> iholsman: dunno. are you the guy who's trying to win my competition?
<0> ;-)
<1> :)
<0> actually I wanted to p*** the benchmark I ran to a mysql perf engineer to make sure I didn't miss anything obvious
<0> cj: what are you going to benchmark? mysql too?
<1> iholsman: a few things... give me a sec... dog
<1> send me the info, I'll p*** it on to the perf guys
<1> cjcollier@
<0> mysqlc.om?
<1> that's the one
<2> whats your competition ?
<1> I was thinking I'd throw a "WAN party" and see how well the sparc runs maybe 16 quake servers or something
<2> oh
<1> alphablue: some sun performance thingy
<1> iholsman: of course, I'd keep good logs :)
<2> i have no sun :(
<3> what is a 'perf'?
<1> blobaugh: performance
<2> performance
<3> ah
<1> alphablue: you can fix that prett easily
<4> i ran this query
<4> SELECT * FROM `tiki_tracker_item_fields` WHERE (fieldId = 7 and value < 1144299540);
<4> but mysql didnt return number of rows
<4> how can i count the number of fields that are below that number
<2> cj: wife will kill me
<1> alphablue: http://www.sun.com/emrkt/trycoolthreads/index.html
<1> alphablue: mine isn't so happy either :)
<3> heh
<0> heh.. mine is in the walk in robe
<0> she hates it
<1> $ hostname
<1> noisy
<0> $ hostname
<0> sunfire
<0> ;-) I'm not as original
<3> who cares about the wife, its the checkbook that would be mad at me
<1> blobaugh: they don't make you pay unless you keep it :)
<0> yeah.. the $13k pre-auth ****s
<1> iholsman: oh! You've got an expensive one! We're not competing then :)
<1> you're probably competing with ask...
<2> i'd be afraid after the 60 days
<0> that's AUD.
<0> it's the cheapest one
<1> oh...
<2> it sounds like the BMG music one
<3> there has to be a catch in that somewhere
<0> actually my next benchmark might be on doing something illegal
<1> blobaugh: yeah. they try to get you into the competition and submit a case study
<0> benchmarking how the sunfire can be used as a bit-torrent server, or some crypto service or something
<0> blobaugh: see http://www.stdlib.net/~colm/ for an example
<1> anyway, I've got to get back to writing this trigger...
<2> i'm too busy with my own prototype to even mess with the sun stuff
<1> oh, right.. which brings me to why I'm here...
<1> how do I get an SQL exception to fire?
<2> iholsman: 404
<1> I figured inserting into a non-existant table would do it...
<3> The requested URL /~colm/ was not found on this server.
<3> iholsman:
<1> but that seems like it throws something worse than an exception
<2> cj: dunno :/
<0> http://www.stdlib.net/~colmmacc/
<0> sorry blobaugh
<0> cj.. btw.. i plan on publishing that tonight (8-10hours)
<1> iholsman: nice. I've not got anything yet
<0> u mean you haven't seen the email?
<1> I've got a friend who ran some math benchmarks, but he didn't get the threading working right and gave up. d'oh.
<0> i sent it via gmail
<0> but my web-browser crashed
<0> i'll re-send
<3> iholsman: was that piano thing created based off yours or is it just a similar project?
<0> i'm not colm
<5> :)
<3> iholsman: oh, and i was going to say that i was impressed by you with the stuff in that blog too :(
<0> my blog is http://feh.holsman.net/
<0> cj: get it yet?
<1> iholsman: let me check
<1> you found my spambox :)
<0> cool
<0> problem on my end? or just the content?
<1> iholsman: I've forwarded you on to one of our performance guys
<0> thx
<1> nah, I think it's just that I have the filters set pretty high. If I haven't received email from you yet, you'll probably trigger the "whozzat" flag :)
<1> my pleasure. I even didn't read your attachment :)
<2> you're missing the good pics then
<1> alphablue: really?
<2> all benchmarks have purty graphs
<0> alphablue.. thats the idea.. so people don't read and think about the numbers
<2> numbers are boring
<2> 3d svg graphs
<1> iholsman: btw, PeterZ's pretty busy these days, so give him some time.
<1> it's 5:30 in our tz, so he might have headed out for the night
<0> ok
<0> did u look at the doc?
<1> iholsman: I took a quick peek
<1> made me think about comparing the sunfire with my wife's 4G 2-way powermac
<0> 5.1.7 looks like it introduce a new lock
<2> wow.. i've only had dual monitor setup for 3 weeks, and i can't go back to single monitor
<1> iholsman: I'm not so familiar with mysql. I work on maxdb mostly. translating some trigger code is what brings me here :)
<0> oh ..ok
<1> alphablue: if you were using a laptop, it'd probably be easier for you :)
<1> feel free to come join us on #maxdb if you're bored :)
<2> cj: i am using a laptop.. but my desktop has dual dvi
<2> and now i'm working from my mac
<2> i think i need the new mac with dual dvi ...
<1> alphablue: I always had a hard time using dual monitors with my laptop, since un-plugging often b0rked things...
<1> but the macs handle it much better than ubuntu
<2> probably
<1> my wife's has a dual dvi.
<1> but she's only got one monitor so far...
<2> powerbook ?
<1> maybe if we become rich...
<1> alphablue: I'm talking about her g5
<2> how bout i send you my pb.. and you send me hers ?
<3> i love my dual monitors. at college i have to use two comps plus my laptop to make me feel at home without them
<2> oh
<1> do the new pbs have dual dvi?
<1> if so, wow.
<2> yep
<2> i dunno how they do it, it's one dvi out
<1> I can just imagine 2 monitors and the laptop screen
<2> but it says you can power a cinema or two monitors
<2> yea, i can't wait.. 2 20 inch monitors + laptop
<3> wow, sounds fun
<1> alphablue: I'd have to clean of my friggin' desk
<1> f
<2> hehe
<2> i need a new desk
<2> once i get that, i'll take a pic and send to rig of the day
<0> cj: peter responded.. thanks.. I forwarded him the missing doc
<1> oh, so did I :)
<0> heh..more excel graphs ;-)
<1> how do I get the current USER name?
<3> $USER ?
<1> mysql> select current_user;
<1> hmmm... how do I check whether this value matches /foo/ ?
<6> select current_user='foo'
<7> well really it should be like '%foo%'
<1> select current_user() REGEXP 'root';
<1> select current_user like '%root%';
<3> cj: its against the rules to answer your own question
<1> blobaugh: sorry. someone else answered it elsewhere, and I'm just echoing here :)
<3> cj: im just being sarcastic
<1> d'oh!
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