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<0> konrad``: should pop up a new window
<1> he's grinding mud in Eddie Murphy's couch screamin F*** YO COUCH N***A
<0> w/pic
<1> funny stuff.
<2> linagee: I don't keep javascript on :\
<3> holy crap txmicro even sells coffee makers
<3> its like an online garage sale
<0> smorken: lol. used? hehehe
<1> "I'm Rick James bitch"
<0> smorken: it's cool
<1> *goes to time.gov to get the time*
<0> smorken: once they had some real nice looking boxes i used for thin clients. compaq ipaq.
<2> linagee: then again I could get better comps than that at the recycling dump at my school
<0> smorken: used K12LTSP and set up a school computer lab. :o)
<2> for free/cheap, no shipping
<1> Notice if you login to time.gov from outside the US, you will probably be haxxed due to paranoia, have a nice day ^_^



<2> ?
<0> konrad``: but not necessarily working if it's from a dump. :-P
<4> bsdirl, i think the paranoia is all yours ;)
<0> bsdirl: the govt is logging you
<1> I'm foreseeing the future of US govt policy... preemptive strikes across the ARPA*cough* INTER-net..
<2> linagee: oh, by dump I mean place-where-all-have-been-upgrade-computers-and-computers-donated-by-companies-go
<3> they dont have any mouse-electric razor combos
<5> I think hls already gave us reason to be paranoid
<1> linagee: everyone knows that, tell me something I DONT know :{
<4> its odd...all these people on the internet...bashing the us....that gave them the internet ;)
<0> konrad``: you have to check their inventory every once in a while. things disappear, new things arrive. it's not always the same items.
<2> linagee: my school gets ~300 odd computers a year, ships em off to 3rd world countries
<1> headmonkey: correction it was AL GORE :P
<0> konrad``: ships half of them to txmicro to be resold? hehehe
<3> ya Al Gore did it
<2> you can sneak out one unnoticed, or get a bargain on it
<4> yeah...well...that guy cant spell potato
<2> linagee: well, more slovakia
<2> :P
<1> Al Gore invented pixie stix too...
<2> heh
<0> gufymike: porn!!?!? absurd! lol
<1> that's Quayle *weep*
<1> Ok, I take back everything I said about java.
<4> gore...quayle...both losers
<1> the time.gov java clock applet is leet.
<1> realtime *clap*
<0> bsdirl: even on your slow 1Ghz machine? :)
<3> headmonkey who do you like? rush limbaugh?
<4> smorken, as a circus clown ? he's great
<1> "Accurate within 3.9 seconds"
<3> haha
<5> hm wants bill gates for prez
<4> hm wants hm for prez ;)
<1> linagee: I dunno what OS you're running but it's kweeeeek atm.
<0> bsdirl: plus or minus an hour. :)
<1> ^_^
<1> Vote for Tom Petty *cough*
<3> gufymike that would make a great t-shirt : "bill gates for prez"
<2> I think I'll email time.gov and tell them their clock is fast
<4> im too honest to be president
<6> Damn, thanks for telling me about txmicro guys
<0> smorken: LOL. use the slashdot "gate of borg" pic. lol
<1> linagee: I actually like this little machine, it's a nice improvement from the P2 450 I've been using for a year.
<3> Phuzion dont order the moldy coffee maker, that is MINE!
<0> Phuzion: oh great. now it's no longer a secret. all the good stuff will disappear. :-(
<5> smorken on the back put president of the trash heap
<4> i could never be a car salesman either
<1> coffffeeeee maker? WHERE/
<6> linagee: I'm a poor 16 year old
<6> I'm not gonna clear the place out or anything
<0> Phuzion: i could easily. :o)
<0> bsdirl: how can you be poor and 24
<1> if I had ANY money, I could be the proud new owner of a $300 TEC9
<0> bsdirl: are you a girl or a guy
<1> ....with silencer and shoulderstrap
<3> http://www.txmicro.com/lib/images/products/3880.jpg
<1> linagee: I don't live with my parents :|



<5> how hot bsdirl
<1> linagee: are YOu a girl or a guy?
<2> TEC9?
<0> smorken: doesn't look that moldy. :)
<2> advanced portable handheld coffee maker?
<1> mmm TEC9
<0> bsdirl: guy
<6> There's 3 of them
<1> !google tec9
<4> i was homeless at 26....so you have something to look forward too ;)
<1> same here
<0> Phuzion: do you get a deal if you buy all three? heh
<1> hmm
<1> y'all run !google tec9
<1> it's funy
<1> *funnneh
<0> bsdirl: i don't live with my parents either. i would rake in the money if i did though. hah
<1> not if your parents were diehard workers like mine, you get NO money from mine :[
<0> bsdirl: you never answered. are you a girl or a guy
<7> what are other temp folders besides /tmp?
<1> sure I answered ^^^ scroll up
<0> bsdirl: i'm saying you'd save on rent. not get money from them. :-P
<0> bsdirl: gender = TEC9?
<1> linagee: what rent?
<1> my dad owns this house
<1> :>
<1> you said guy I said same here
<0> bsdirl: !!! you aren't even paying rent and you're a poor 24 yr old?!?!
<1> :[
<0> bsdirl: what city do you live in
<1> the industrial jobs in this area are mostly held by illegals
<1> I'm too white to get hired permanent at my job :[
<0> bsdirl: hm... time to find a good telecommuting job. heh
<0> bsdirl: go on craigslist or something.
<1> I'm considering a nice embezzling scheme... a la Superman III/Officespace
<4> most bosses are control freaks...and want people present to yell at and order about
<0> bsdirl: 1) get your resume and good suit together. 2) go on craigslist 3) get a job 4) ??? 5) Profit!
<1> my boss isn't, he's a slacker.
<1> he leaves when I come in.
<4> that way they can feel good about themselves at the end of the day
<0> bsdirl: so you are employed.
<1> 4) = blow all the money on WEEDS :>
<0> bsdirl: and you're poor?
<1> I have a bad habit of eating 3 times a day
<1> ...and paying my bills
<1> *sigh*
<0> bsdirl: try this. cook at home. :-P
<1> notice I said I wasn't on permanent.
<0> bsdirl: try this, cut down on unnecessary "utilites" :-P
<1> I make like $3/hr less than permanent workers.
<0> (like cable tv and internet)
<0> er
<1> no cable *slap*
<0> cable tv and phone. wtf was i thinking! lol
<3> eat only boiled oats, milk and multivitamins
<0> smorken: exactly. lol
<3> just like in the matrix
<0> smorken: you'll even get healthy and strong
<3> its true
<0> smorken: use a microwave instead of boiling though. everyone is too lazy to boil
<3> and it will cost 30 dollars a month to eat
<3> ya that works too
<0> bsdirl: eww. high in sodium.
<0> bsdirl: deadly high in sodium
<2> turkey and artichokes
<1> I survived high school on ramen noodles + army food.
<2> ick
<0> bsdirl: get an automatic grill. cook some chicken in it. :o)
<1> thank you Chinese importers and army surplus stores.
<2> heh


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