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<0> headmonkey: female!?!? that sounds awful stereotyped of you
<1> linagee's homo***uality is revealed...
<2> sounds like **** to me.
<3> well, it might send some of your male friends to the hospital...but my brain doesnt think about such things
<0> nickv111: revealed?!
<4> linagee:: it's ok, there probably aren't many Windows users in here so saying female is probably a safe bet.
<2> once again is there a shell command to get the dimensions of an image??
<5> nickv111: there are a few difernt styles of table. Mine is a base 10 table, numbers 100-1200
<0> spenser: what are you implying....
<0> spenser: are you trying to call me a window user? /me raises fist
<1> arrummzen: Ah. The one I got is a natural logarithm table.
<0> headmonkey: 1+1 = more profit!
<4> linagee:: read it again. i think you missed the point
<0> spenser: i don't get it. are you trying to call me a windows user?



<6> Iron_Chef- the "identify" program can
<4> Iron_Chef:: congradulations. that means you are over 4 years old.
<6> from ImageMagick
<6> though I'm sure there are others...
<1> arrummzen: Too bad most logarithm tables are in base 10, because I like natural logarithms. They're the most familiar to me.
<5> nickv111: depending on the type of calculation, natural logs may be more useful.
<2> Beaker67, cool, thanks that's what i was looking for :-)
<0> Iron_Chef: burned
<1> Anyway, I can always take the base-10 log and divide it by the base-10 log of e.
<0> take zero and divide it by zero
<5> nickv111: Yea, I like natural logs, but my parents tought me to multiply and divide with base-10 logs.
<2> linagee, zero zeroths
<5> nickv111: and those are the ones I use.
<1> arrummzen: Your parents taught you logs at all?
<5> (for multiplication/division/roots/powers).
<5> nickv111: yea. My mother did.
<0> Iron_Chef: that must be such a small amount... or big amount... :->
<1> arrummzen: I'm pretty far ahead of my math cl*** right now, though. We'll learn about logs in two yearw
<1> years*
<2> linagee, an unreal amout
<2> amount
<7> linagee: or a just about medium amount :P
<1> Unless I can test out of geometry and algebra 2. I already know all that stuff
<0> Iron_Chef: unreal? tournament?
<2> hmm unreal on non-real...
<5> Well, you need logs before algebra, yes?
<0> Iron_Chef: you tried it at a friend? what did you do? throw the box at him? LOL. :->
<2> tried it at a friends house the other...
<0> Iron_Chef: me so sleepy. misread that
<0> :-/
<0> and it's only 9:18pm.
<0> i only got 4 hours of sleep last night
<2> linagee, me too, although it's only 1415 here :-) stayed up (half sleeping) watching the soccer last night. damn those brazillians are trippers!
<1> I need to go to sleep, everyone
<2> that match finished at 5am
<1> Goodnight. I have golf tomorrow.
<0> Iron_Chef: i stayed up wanking it
<3> golf...thats a strenuous sport
<2> lol
<8> My god! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHgZRBrWZ8c&search=alizee
<5> PeterFA: what is it?
<0> Iron_Chef: now you have to wonder if i mean that figurately. :->
<3> standing around...waiting for all those old men to pull thier pants up and drive so you can tee off....thats why its called t'd off
<0> headmonkey: sounds like some sort of orgy
<8> arrummzen, a really ***y woman in a really ***y dress.
<2> headmonkey, mark twain called golf "a good walk ruined"
<8> arrummzen, she looks under age just to top it off.
<9> what is the fastest booting distro?
<3> and why is it that golf pants have to be made out of plastic ? you damn near get thrown off the course if your pants arent plastic
<2> Shaezsche, tomsrbt
<0> headmonkey: plastic?!
<2> Shaezsche, seriously gentoo or slack
<3> Iron_Chef, mark twain was a brilliant man
<3> yeah...plastic....polyester
<2> headmonkey, but a crap golfer i guess lol



<9> gentoo is too complicated, and i cannot manually take care of dependencies
<0> headmonkey: i've never heard of that, but i figure it's so they can throw you in the water?
<9> anything more mainstream that boots fast
<9> i mean user friendly
<2> doesn't emerge do deps?
<5> LFS boots fast.
<3> drive by a golf course.....all the monkeys are dressed in plastic
<5> Iron_Chef: yes.
<0> headmonkey: golf pants made of plastic = easier to clean up the crap from old people forgetting their depends?
<3> linagee, thats probably it
<0> lol
<9> suse takes 1:30 for me to boot to desktop
<0> 1 hour 30 minutes!?
<5> Shaezsche: my Beowulf takes 48 minites to fully boot.
<2> Shaezsche, fc5 will boot relatively fast, depending if you can trim it down enough, it always installs more than you need (ehat anyone might need is their philosophy i think)
<5> The trick is, never reboot.
<9> ubuntu dapper takes about half that
<2> ehat = what
<0> arrummzen: i heard of an HP-UX box that takes 8 hours to boot. :-O
<10> my computer takes 6 hours to e2fsck
<9> iron chef, what does it matter if it installs more than you need? cant you later just edit the startup services?
<5> linagee: that sounds like something is wrong with it...
<10> As it's got 2*250G drives over a usb1.1 bus
<0> arrummzen: maybe the speed is stuck on 1Hz. :-)
<2> Shaezsche, well that's one way to set up a system i suppose :-)
<0> SpeedEvil: drives over USB and firewire is stupid
<5> Just p*** the kernel init=/bin/bash
<5> that will have you up in seconds.
<0> arrummzen: combine that with linuxbios. :->
<2> Shaezsche, but for speed gentoo rules. it's not that hard, just tedious, and it's package manager "emerge" does deps, and compiles everything based on your individual machines settings/sonfigs, so it's even faster. only one choice for speed imho :-)
<9> uh, the last time i used gentoo it did NOT do that
<5> --omg-optimized !
<9> it didnt even automatically select the acpi package
<0> linuxbios should automagically detect your hardware and custom compile itself to run on your box.
<5> Shaezsche: my gentoo systme automaticly does deps.
<9> it didnt detect any settings
<11> Shaezsche: which would be perfect if you were on a machine with broken acpi like _lots_ of laptops
<9> and the installer was asking me all kinds of crazy questions i didnt understand
<10> linagee: Now explain how I'm supposed to get IDE/SCSI/... drives on my laptop?
<9> i am on a laptop
<2> Shaezsche, go ask on #gentoo, i did, they all said yes :-)
<11> Shaezsche: gentoo is designed to be as configurable as possible, which inherently means few defaults and lots of user involvement
<5> Shaezsche: try turbo Linux version 2.
<0> Shaezsche: crazy questions like, "do you use windows"
<0> SpeedEvil: network
<10> linagee: USB network too.
<5> I think Version 2 of Turbo Linux was the first Linux I ever used, back in the mid 1990s.
<0> SpeedEvil: set up a wicked file server.
<9> does mepis boot fast?
<5> I started asking me "What is the hsync of your monitor" and I was like "time to go back to Windows 95"...
<10> linagee: USB2 is faster than my 100M nic.
<0> SpeedEvil: the problem with USB and firewire is the bus resets. they happen every once in a while and really fsck up the data. that and 3.5" drives were never meant to be handled "portably" (too much vibration = dead disk)
<10> linagee: Somewhat - it depends on the situation.
<10> linagee: I am wondering if hte device mapper can fix this.
<8> rofl: http://images.google.com/images?q=%22clever+girls%22+chinese&btnG=Search&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial
<0> SpeedEvil: 100M nic? ew slow.
<0> SpeedEvil: throw the laptop away and get one with the fastest gigE chipset you can find;.
<10> linagee: Add a layer so an unplugged disk can be replugged.
<3> ack...coding ui's by hand ****s
<10> linagee: Cash sortage :/
<7> linagee: and spend loads of money on a gigabit switch...
<0> SpeedEvil: you can't do that with things like raid.
<12> DCC SEND HOWABOUTTHATGNUSLASHLINUXLOLOLOL 0 0 0
<13> Attention BearPerson, lilo, HedgeMage, rob, Rez, UdontKnow, Astinus, LoRez, Stx, Madkiss, Matt, jeremy, Bhaal, alindeman, BhaalWK, notabot, RichiH, xsdg, and christel: asdfhasdhf appears to be using dcc send exploit
<12> haha
<0> konrad``: loads of money = $100 or less nowadays?
<10> linagee: no - not raid, device mapper
<5> I need a cheap way to directly link the memory of all my hosts, so that hardware can DMA between boxes, and remote memory can be accessed like local memory.
<5> it would pwn.
<7> linagee: uhhh, that'd be for the NIC itself
<7> the switches are still $$$$$$$$$$
<3> arrummzen, s/need/want


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