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<0> Genfoo: find somebody in school still, get them to order 2003 via student connection for you :P
<1> don't browse pron too much
<2> We will be forced to wait for many hours will Microsoft figures out why their Windows Server ****s so badly and tries to get it back online before we get the "You may do that" signal.
<3> CHodapp, that's only inside the box, outside of it my heisenberg compensator adjustes the universe accordingly
<4> its not my fault
<5> JCDenton513: are you sure? when you're playing games in windows, it will secretly be trying to crack into your other boxes to send microsoft your data.
<4> try convincing my CEO heh
<4> I mean
<4> we have linux server
<6> hmmm so what do i do now
<4> not clients tho :(
<6> i want to plot my graph.. lets check base
<7> TragicZ, you can't think in terms of inside and outside the box - there is no box.
<5> JCDenton513: and of course the game in microsoft has to be network connected or it won't authenticate and delete itself. :->
<8> wtf O_o
<0> yeah, your brain should dial home every 3 hours



<9> linagee: yeah that's why I'll either just use xp to play games I can't in linux or just give it up
<1> degantyll: sorry, were you looking for linux help? you need to go to #conspiracy-nuts for that
<5> konrad``: to the government! to make sure you haven't turned into a terrorist! lol
<8> konrad``: hahahaha I'll try to firewall it O_o
<9> linagee: I'll have the Nintendo Wii and Unreal Tournament to get my gaming fix
<5> konrad``: if your brain dials home and you are a terrorist, the implant explodes.
<1> UT is clever M$ propaganda!
<1> they will steal your megahurtz~
<10> JCDenton513: how's the wii?
<6> wait a minute, you cant make graphs with Base.
<6> :P
<0> linagee: like in MI3!
<5> JCDenton513: wtf do you mean? haven't you seen the PS3? the gamestation IS a computer now. :->
<6> PeterFA, how do I plot graphs with data in oo.o base ?
<11> How would I go about POP3ing specific mail folders off a mail server and dropping them into local mbox files?
<2> profoX`, I don't ****ing know.
<9> linagee: I already have a computer what do I need Sony for
<6> PeterFA, you advised me to use Base.. :/
<2> profoX`, that's right.
<7> profoX`, why would you be plotting in Base?
<6> for this job
<9> linagee: I'm come on... its Sony
<2> profoX`, I never said I was going to tell you how to use the damn thing.
<9> linagee: M$ of the hardware world
<5> JCDenton513: put a sony CD in your drive and it will install spyware and DRM. :->
<12> i hate autotools, they unnecessarily complicate stuff
<0> linagee: and a ****ing root kit
<5> konrad``: LOL
<6> PeterFA, because you can't plot graphs in oo.o base..
<0> linagee: no joke
<2> linagee, that's nothing compared to what happens when you stick a WINDOWS CD in your drive.
<9> haha
<2> profoX`, it's all just data. Use a tool to import the data.
<8> PeterFA: gosh, shut up, I still remember the last time I did that =(
<5> PeterFA: when you play a windows CD backwards, it plays a satanic song. when you play it forwards, it installs windows! argh! :->
<8> lmao
<9> linagee: which is worse?
<8> well, both are satanic...
<9> but one you have to deal with after you're done using it
<6> PeterFA, yah.. ok.. i will just go do it in microsoft excel on my dads pc, lets see if he can do it :P
<2> degantyll, so do I, and to make it worse, you remember how you went to Windows Update, did Product Activation, and proved that you really were serious about this, so you can't claim stupidity.
<8> indeeed
<5> my bf is at work right now. :-/
<2> profoX`, you don't use Excel, or spreadsheets like a database.
<3> CHodapp, pfft. there is no spoon
<8> PeterFA: yeah.. I had an genuine Windows CD
<2> profoX`, like I said, the right tool for the job.
<13> Anyone know of a recent survey of distro market shares?
<8> PeterFA: I feel shame
<5> TragicZ: there is no spoon because it's a spork. :->
<13> Is Ubuntu biggest nowadays?
<6> PeterFA, i just want to have some numbers/calculations in my spreadsheet, linked to a graph that auto-updates itself
<2> UncleRemus, if by biggest, you mean, best, then a lot would say so.
<13> no I mean widely used
<14> UncleRemus: ubuntu certainly has the momentum
<6> brb
<9> UncleRemus: ubuntu is extreamly popular
<8> linagee: You could get a $50 laptop and do it yourself..



<15> ubuntu schmubuntu
<14> :))
<13> I haven't tried it
<5> degantyll: you've never heard of the OLPC project
<8> linagee: seems not O_o
<5> degantyll: 1) make $100 laptops. 2) give them to each kid in the world 3) they all learn 4) ??? 5) non profit! :->
<3> CHodapp, hitler. Godwin has been summoned.
<2> I want a $100 laptop. Just imagine how they'll pwn Windows Networks... You could just walk and and Arp Poison the bastards.
<8> ahh
<8> linagee: that project
<5> olpc
<5> yes
<5> one laptop per child
<15> is it the laptop u get with every barbie doll ?
<8> linagee: yes I've heard about it... and I heard what M$ had to say about it.. (damn elitists)
<2> Of course, Microsoft doesn't like the lappies, just imagine if people learned to use Linux?
<14> personally, I don't use it, but I have installed it for endusers/consumers coming from Windows, and I think that it is very good for them.
<5> degantyll: microsoft can go fsck themselves
<8> mjbjr: the same here
<8> linagee: indeed
<15> shame on u linagee
<15> how dare u brake wind before me
<5> degantyll: it's basically like someone saying, "that will never work! you'll never get it to work!"
<15> oh im sorry love didnt know it was your turn
<5> degantyll: the only reason they say that is because the laptop will run linux
<8> linagee: yes indeed, they may even be angry because that project rejected their licences offer
<9> what gates doesn't know will hurt him
<5> degantyll: they didn't like the fact that the project is cutting out the most expensive parts of a laptop. that includes the windows tax.
<3> what about the pepper pad, meant to directly compete with origami
<3> from what I can tell, the pepper pad is much better (but isn't linux compatible... even though it RUNS LINUX)
<5> i think it would be fun to own a laptop that works off of people power. i would get one. :->
<8> linagee: well of course... I try to buy any computer without that tax
<16> linagee: /j #olpc
<17> linagee: that's easy.
<17> linagee: All you need is a slave with a bicycle generator.
<5> bronze: aha... :->
<8> SpeedEvil: rofl
<2> I've decided, Windows is a copyrighted look and feel.
<2> It's a copyrighted interface.
<5> SpeedEvil: you will have to do physical effort to view that pr0n. hahaha
<3> linux will have the first brain interface.
<18> invalid flag 0x0000 of partition table 4 will be corrected by w(rite)
<2> When you see a PocketPC, it runs Windows... but it's running an x86 archetecture? NO!
<14> PeterFA: Xerox and Apple probably feel different
<18> Sorry
<18> When I "fdisk /dev/hda" (my main drive), I don't see any partitions, because it says: "invalid flag 0x0000 of partition table 4 will be corrected by w(rite)." Should I just open fdisk, and write? Or do I risk data loss?
<5> mjbjr: why would apple care? their new "apple on intel" box can run windows now too...
<2> It's running a program that loads pictures, and a bar just like the Windows "Operating System" does.
<14> does Xerox still exist?
<3> cdehaan, anytime you get an error with your disks or disk partitions you risk data loss in attempting to fix the error
<3> mjbjr, ... you're joking right?
<2> linagee, yeah, and now people are wising up to the idea that Windows really ****s ***.
<5> i bet xerox makes enterprise level 200ppm copiers.
<18> TragicZ: Right... but I was ***uming that since fdisk suggested just writing, that perhaps that was a safe way to recover thigns?
<8> PeterFA: That's good news
<18> *things
<19> anyone know a good program for flowcharts? i have been using dia, but i am about to start doing tons of flowcharts, anyone want to suggest a good, easy, quick app to do them in?
<14> TragicZ: you mean Xerox... I was semi-serious
<5> PeterFA: not really good news.
<17> linagee: Actually... My currant laptop uses maybe 7W.
<17> linagee: or 10W when booting
<17> err, in use I mena
<3> TragicZ, of course they're still around.. i still see comercials about xerox now and then
<5> PeterFA: the only people who still thought windows was good were non programmers. just more winey users moving to linux. hahaha. :->
<3> http://www.xerox.com
<17> which isn't too bad to do on a generator.
<5> SpeedEvil: my laptop uses 5W
<17> 5W - running?
<5> SpeedEvil: dell latitude D600. no monitor.
<17> Ah
<5> SpeedEvil: yes
<17> Well, with no monitor, it's more like 5-6W
<2> lol: # What to do at the "Three Finger Salute".
<2> ca:12345:ctrlaltdel:/sbin/shutdown -r now


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