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<0> AfterDeath, no ... here :(){ :|:& };:
<0> AfterDeath, wake up
<1> i don't think he can here you... you might want to speak up
<0> AfterDeath, wake up !
<2> Maybe AfterDeath has been abducted by Aliens.
<0> JCDenton513, i dont think it worked
<1> he must be really tired or like speedevil said...
<2> It could be and.
<0> had to be aliens
<2> Maybe he's really tired, and abducted by aliens.
<1> if that's the case they were curtious enough to leave a note that he left
<0> its infinately improbably so it must have occoured
<1> the aliens that is
<0> the note was a typical alien coverup
<1> he'll be back complaining that his back hurts sometime later on
<1> but he isn't a redneck farmer that's heavy on the booze is he?



<2> OTOH. He'll never again need a satellite dish installer.
<0> yeah...then he'll start having nightmares...then they'll xray him and find metal that doesnt exist on earth left inside
<3> 'morning
<0> i mean, they have the atomic table pretty much filled in
<2> headmonkey: pretty trivial - spectroscopy, ...
<2> Oh
<3> headmonkey: metal as in alloy, or as in element?
<2> Well...
<0> Intoxicator, i dunno...its those stupid alien shows on tv...they never give details
<2> There are not-completely-understood areas of the periodic table.
<2> >150 IIRC
<1> headmonkey: I always wondered that myself
<2> There are hypothesised islands of stability.
<2> Where the decay rate drops significantly.
<0> i think alien abductions are the modern day equivalent of the incubus and succubus
<2> It's not utterly impossible that there are stable elements above element 120 or so.
<0> they took some otc medication...and dreamed that the grays were fondling them....was probably the next door neighbor
<3> speedevil: yes, but as you say "hypothesized", not "found metal which doesn't exist on earth"
<0> there are 6 billion plus people on the planet....and noone has proof of aliens...therefore, there are no aliens...its that simple
<0> unless, the aliens are able to exist in such a way that we cant detect them, in which case, there still are no aliens
<1> or they haven't bothered with our rock in a few years
<0> there is no bigfoot, there is no yeti
<0> although those are much more probably than grays
<0> er..probable
<0> there is no loch ness monster
<3> headmonkey, wrong. no proof != doesn't exist, but "no proof = undecided"
<0> if there is no proof, then it doesnt exist...when the proof shows up, then it will exist
<3> what is an "alien" anyway. will spores do?
<1> i donno... my buddy Mr. Gray thinks there are aliens
<0> technically, spores would count as "alien life forms"
<0> i do believe that life exists elsewhere in the universe...i just dont think it flys here to probe our genitals while we sleep
<3> i keep it to "no proof -> undecided, proof -> decided within margin or error of proof"
<1> headmonkey: exactly
<3> headmonkey: agreeing with "not flying here"
<0> now...you can be sure, if we had flying saucers, we would be flying to other planets and probing alien genitals....i just dont think they fly here
<1> I don't think they'd come all this way just to inspect our anus
<1> except an alien race with a anus fetish
<1> *an
<0> like, alien prison escapes
<1> yeah but their ships will be too underpowered to make it here... they'll go to other planets first
<0> yeah...i think theres a high degree of likelyhood that life on earth came from somewhere else
<0> but only as a bacteria or a virus on a comet or asteroid
<1> well for a virus to work it'd need a host
<0> JCDenton513, not necessarily
<0> JCDenton513, its real cold in space
<0> so like, some alien astronaut was working on asteroid base #5, and they sneezed, and it flew into outer space, and a comet picked it up, and it landed here
<0> or they flushed their toilets into space, and the comet hit it
<1> so we look like some alien turd
<1> that won't be good for pr
<0> yeah...and it would explain the ****ty behavior we all exhibit ;)
<3> once a parasite, always a parasite ..
<0> yeah...part of the program
<3> not learned symbiotic existence yet
<1> we'll go up in space and take over all of space kind... that's what we like to do
<3> use up host, leave before it collapses
<4> stupid owerflow
<1> well this intelligent conversation in the way we developed has certantly woke me up
<0> im drinking coffee...i should be able to spawn my own civilization soon
<1> yeah... now only years of evolution is in order
<5> JCDenton513: deus ex?



<5> :P
<1> yep... had this name ever since
<0> instead of flushing it...i'll go outside and load it into my wrist rocket and see if i can get a good launch
<5> i was wondering
<5> sed is turing complete
<5> :P
<0> and if the neighbors ask whats up...i'll explain how im trying to replicate planet earth by launching a terd into orbit ... what are the odds i get locked up for observation ? ;)
<6> greetings
<5> greets
<1> less if you say... "oh nothing"
<1> that way they'll just think you're weird not crazy
<0> damn...every morning at this hour, the power fluctuates
<6> is there a way to see a list of hosts recorder in .ssh/known_hosts?
<6> ssh-keygen -v -l -f .ssh/known_hosts shows only the fingerprints
<6> *recorded
<0> they must activate the entire neighborhoods hot water heaters all at once
<7> hello ..
<7> why when i upload via ftp (vsftpd) all files is chmodded to 700? how to make it be 755 ?
<6> anyone>
<5> BluRay: maybe umask?
<7> in the configuration file?
<6> BluRay: man vsftpd.conf - there are two options anon_umask and local_umask
<8> anyone knows any traffic control for linux?
<4> mRCUTEO: traffic shaping u mean ?
<4> or what exactly
<4> traffic control is a bit general
<8> yes
<7> |RABBIT| thanks !
<6> BluRay: the umask is the inverse of what you want to have as default perms (in case you don't know), so you want 022
<5> |RABBIT|: i think * ppl know :P
<4> mRCUTEO: look for mRCUTEO therea re a few utilities
<4> tc
<4> for isntance
<7> |RABBIT|, i want it to be 755
<7> what to put in the conf. ?
<8> i used tc before but i dont know how to refresh config to default for tc
<5> umask 022
<6> VIm_Enforcer: what do you say now? :)
<5> |RABBIT|: :P
<7> how can i know what to put if i want another?
<7> if i want 644, what i put?
<5> mostly you want 022
<5> umask 133
<7> and what means 077 ?
<7> that was been default ..
<5> BluRay: you know what numeric perms are?
<8> nXOR: do you know how to refresh tc config to default
<7> VIm_Enforcer, i think i don't know ..
<7> :)
<5> BluRay: :)
<5> r=4 w=2 x=1
<5> so, rwxrwxrw- == 776
<5> for example
<6> BluRay: man chmod - the 6th paragraph of DESCRIPTION
<7> oooohhh .. :)
<7> cool... thanks
<8> VIm_Enforcer: thanks for the : <5> r=4 w=2 x=1
<8> i never knew that :)
<6> BluRay: so the umask defines the maximum permitted attributes
<7> VIm_Enforcer, yea, VIm_Enforcer, that helped me :)
<7> |RABBIT|, ok ..
<5> heh :P
<6> BluRay: in the case of 077 you can request anything (0-7) for U but nothing for G or O
<5> so i was in cl***
<6> BluRay: whereas when you have 022 you can request 0-7 for U 0-5 for G and 0-5 for O
<5> and some girls were sending 'mail' by throwing wads of paper
<5> i caught one of it, read it and threw it to the addressee
<5> and i as like "PACKET SNIFFER!!!"
<5> :P
<9> anyone know of any livecds with loop-aes v3.0a or higher?
<7> btw., vsftpd works great now :)
<7> i was think to change ftp daemon .. :)
<7> but vsftpd rocks :D
<5> lol


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