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<0> DaBlade: start with the printer and the usb... could you show us (in maybe http://rafb.net/paste ) the results of you watching the appropriate log file while you plug your printer in and take it out
<1> jim: Okay, give me ten minutes, gotta do something first.
<1> That does not involve praying, like Quiznos thinks. :)
<0> yeah, it's for everyone that can help
<1> yeah.
<1> be back in ten
<2> DaBlade what i think
<0> I may be afk by that time
<2> byte me
<2> :)
<2> i dont think ill of anyone until proven wrong
<3> hi Quiznos
<1> Quiznos: Do you think ill of me? :)
<2> hi
<2> nop



<0> so do you think ill of people who are proven wrong?
<2> until i'm proven wrong
<0> until it's proven they're ill? :)
<2> quit foo :>
<2> daDullBlade
<2> :)
<2> baha
<3> found one linux skill test --> http://www.aplawrence.com/Tests/Linux/index.html -- anyone know more like this?
<2> well
<2> i have non linux tests
<3> like?
<2> "why beer is better than woman"
<2> a blonde test
<3> even woman needs beer ;)
<2> i forget the answer to that
<3> may be with beer you can hangout with her LOL
<0> # A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
<0> Beer is always wet.
<2> here's a funi in german -- i'm gonna dump it in the channel, 8 lines, ready?
<3> may be beer contains alcohol and woman dont he he he :)
<0> A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
<4> err?
<2> ready?
<3> get set go !
<4> I've missed something, as usual, haven't I?
<5> HAHAHA
<2> do i read a second?
<6> fun in german? isn't that an oxymoron?
<5> das war ein guter witz
<2> Achtung!
<2> Alles Touristen Und Non-Tech-nischen Looken Peepers!
<2> Das Machine Control Is Nicht Fur Gerfingerpoken Und Mittengrabben.
<2> Oderwise Is Easy Schnappen Der Springwerk, Blowenfuse, Und Poppencorken Mit Spitzensparken.
<2> Der Machine Is Diggen By Expertzen Only.
<2> Is Nicht Fur Gerverken By Dummkopfen.
<2> Das Rubbernecken Sightseenen Keepen Das Kottenpicken Hands In Das Pockets.
<2> So Relaxen Und Watchen Das Blinkenlights.
<4> and that means....exactly what?
<2> read it aloud
<4> that takes too much effort
<5> das riecht nach google ****late
<2> lol i love that one
<4> and it probably wouldn't be worth my time to run it through festival
<7> wow, that was one hell of a solar flare :)
<1> jim: No output in dmesg before or after plugging/replugging it
<4> DaBlade: have you tried hitting it?
<2> i really love that one
<1> Drizzt321: For some reason, I doubt that'd help
<2> satsonic lol
<2> oh god that's so funni
<4> DaBlade: ya sure? sometimes its helped me. not sure what you're working on tho...
<2> especially when it's read aloud and loudly
<0> DaBlade: do you have other usb devices (working presently)?
<2> lemme find aonther one
<2> ok, here are the blond jokes
<2> what do you call a blond with half a brain?



<4> Quiznos!
<7> how do you drown a blonde?
<2> sy***, wait your turn?
<2> Drizzt321 what?
<7> ohhh, sorry
<2> heh
<4> thats my answer to your question
<7> HAHAHAHHAAH Drizzt321
<2> oh
<2> no
<4> >D
<2> heh
<2> she's gifted
<4> thank yhou [sy***]
<2> how do blond brain cells die?
<2> alone
<4> listening to your jokes
<7> LOL
<3> lack of sunlight...
<3> lol
<4> hey
<0> what's a redhead between two blondes?
<1> jim: No.
<4> I resemble that last remark
<2> when does a brunette have half a brain?
<0> interpreter
<2> jim lol
<7> lol
<2> after a die job
<3> while sleeping
<4> why'd the blonde cross the road?
<2> to find herself
<8> Drizzt321: to get away from you ;b
<3> they want to
<4> to get another non-fat caffeine free latte
<2> heh
<2> there are no redhead jokes
<3> well.. anyone having source of linux skill tests let me know
<4> satsonic: where?
<9> can you combine 2 ISP connections with a linux router to get more speed?
<3> well.. anyone having source of linux skill tests? let me know
<3> Yes
<2> REdOG nop
<4> redblue: erm....sorta
<4> err... REdOG I meant
<8> Quiznos: A Redhead is a Blonde that was left out in the rain and rusted.
<3> Drizzt321, i want to know if any....
<2> REdOG the isp must be in on the job
<2> the one isp only, not two isp
<4> you can use them to load balance so you won't overwhelm either one, but that won't necessarily get you more max speed than fastest of the connections you have
<2> Fiver lol
<4> Quiznos: well...not for load balancing
<2> for what then?
<9> Quiznos: if the isp was in on it... what would be used ?
<9> BGP?
<2> no
<4> I think then you are talking about binding the connections is it called?
<9> bonding ?
<4> thats it
<4> bonding
<4> which, as Quiznos said, your ISP would need to be in on it
<4> but for load balancing, it wouldn't
<9> Ive done bonding on 2 servers but don't notice a speed difference
<4> which is simply distributing the load between the two so that hopefully neither gets fully overwhelmed
<2> bandwidth combining requires hw and sw coordination
<3> what about QoS / CBQ will those help? basically bandwidth mangement?
<2> but it's really "wire" management
<2> thats the focus
<2> not qos
<2> qos is about sharing locally one wire
<4> qos is basically prioritizing what traffic goes through a connection
<10> what are the advantages and disadvantages of the cistron and lucent RADIUS servers ??
<2> but i havent studied this facet of bonding
<2> linux can do it better :)


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