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<kokoko1> Dagmar, so in your opinion keeping both of these directives to "on" or "off" ?
<Lokey> im not a chick and i have a pierced **** to prove it
<PeterFA> Dagmar, IIS kinda' fails when you run it sometimes. I did the IIS thing, but it didn't work. I installed it, set it up, configured it, tested it, found it wouldn't be seen beyond my firewall, reconfigured it, found it still wouldn't work beyond firewall. Gave up and hated M$ a little bit more.
<orlok> Lokey: i drink Coopers
<Lokey> iis is a crock of shiznit
<kokoko1> hehheh
<orlok> Lokey: its what australian beer drinkers drink, not the crap we sent to the US :)
<Dagmar> kokoko1: For my stuff, I'd turn them on and keep my eyes open. For an office or something, I'd leave them off unless I were hard pressed to increase performance in some way.
<Lokey> orlok: like fosters?
<orlok> yeah
<Lokey> fosters = aussie for ****beer
<kokoko1> Dagmar, its a cache server for dialup ISP
<PeterFA> Apache is the one and only httpd.
<Dagmar> Other people in an office might not know to hit shift-reloead when they see4 the webserver appear to return the wrong document entirely
<PeterFA> Nothing matches Apache.
<ninjaz2> PeterFA: well there's lighttpd these days that's doing pretty good for lightweight serving.
<Dagmar> kokoko1: OKay, then you will probably want to leave it off, especially for a transparent caching kind of deal. The dialup users are going to be seeing so much latency anyway that client_persistent_connections wouldn't even help them see a difference
<Lokey> arrowheads to IIS users would = apache : only in the theory of their death = no more iis users ;)
<just_me_nz_> hey lokey ;)
<Lokey> sup ***y
<theUg> Lokey And I would think dark beers offer wider varietys of tastes, but I am far to try out all the riches of the beer world, so I can only asume
<PeterFA> ninjaz2, heh, maybe.
<Dagmar> bork bork bork
<kokoko1> Dagmar, yep we are running squid in interception mode, Okay i will keep it in "off" state
<PeterFA> LAMPs own.
<Lokey> still 13 eh theUg
<theUg> Lokey. Snap. In US?
<Lokey> like i said : still 13
<ninjaz2> it's illegal to drink beer at 13 in the US!
<Lokey> just_me_nz_: how you doin ***y woman>?
<theUg> Well in US you got another 8 years to go, whilst in Russia it would be only 5 :)
<ninjaz2> well, same in Canada or Mexico
<just_me_nz_> im good how b u
<Lokey> well, in US, ive been legal for LONG time
<theUg> ninjaz2 You don't say!
<ninjaz2> and they are both a shorter drive from the US than russia. ;)
<theUg> ninjaz2 true
<Lokey> i b gettin pist : how bout you just_me_nz_
<infi> lokey, apparently your english hasn't improved during your legal tenure ;)
<ninjaz2> well ok, in frontera mexico you can probably be served well before 18.
<Dagmar> Yeah well, the banditos will sell you just about anything if they don't mug you first
<infi> not to mention have your rental car jacked by the Federales for not having "special insurance", unless you pay them a bribe of 3000 pesos
<theUg> ninjaz2 hell in Rusia laws are not too stritctly enforced either. :)
<Dagmar> Banditos aren't known for their affection for ID checks
<Dagmar> bork bork bork
<ninjaz2> infi: special insurance is cheap and easily available near the border, though.
<Lokey> infi, if you wanna throw down : then lets throw down : i havent done anything to you, so its your call on Death
<infi> ninjaz2, I already had it :b
<ninjaz2> oh, so the other special insurance!
<Dagmar> infi: 3000 pesos? That's actually pretty cheap
<ninjaz2> hehe
<infi> they told me I didn't, but they'd "let me go" for the low price of $300
<infi> 3000 pesos is 300 bux
<Sneaky_Bastard> staying out of Mexico entirely is even cheaper
<infi> I told them I was going to go to the consulate, and they let me go ;)
<Dagmar> infi: You realize those guys have guns, right?
<infi> after a 30 minute delay 1/4 mile from the border crossing
<infi> dagmar, yes
<Dagmar> infi: They COULD just as easily be quoting the Visa commercial... "What's in YOUR wallet?"
<ninjaz2> but if they start shooting tourists randomly I think they get into trouble.
<Sneaky_Bastard> why? they kidnap them randomly already
<ninjaz2> there was already a big deal when they put a guy from arizona in jail for buying a bunch of valium.
<Lokey> infi: are you gonna take me up on my offer? cuz i am heavily armed
<infi> I had another stop a few miles before that where they wanted to "look through my trunk to see if I was carrying contraband"
<Dagmar> ninjaz2: There's lots of places to bury people in Mexico
<ninjaz2> Sneaky_Bastard: the cops do?
<orlok> infi: INTO mexico... yeah..
<infi> they took my half empty bottle of tequila and said "this is illegal", then went around the corner and drank it ;)
<infi> heh
<Lokey> or would it be actually : your offer
<Sneaky_Bastard> great many of the cops down there work for crime lords
<orlok> thats like the chick here that got caught smuggling drugs into indonesia
<Sneaky_Bastard> don't you know that ?
<infi> they left my rum alone though
<Sneaky_Bastard> so does part of the army
<infi> so what I take from this lesson is 1) it is legal to carry Rum in your trunk, but not Tequila, and 2) even if you have the Seguro Especiale, it may or may not be honored
<PeterFA> I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow ****.
<Dagmar> "Why, all these guns are merely to ensure that we can get to the emb***y if accosted by criminals"
<PeterFA> I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
<PeterFA> http://www.thedotdotdot.com/humor/hedberg.html
<Lokey> so apparently : i got insulted; and the person who insulted me cant even retort
<PeterFA> Lokey, you got insulted?
<Lokey> imagine that
<PeterFA> There were two peanuts walking down the street...one was ***aulted. LOL
<infi> lokey, you can't take a joke? I have long since forgotten about it
<flippo> Oh boy, I love bad jokes
<Lokey> infi : if you're gonna make jokes at me, then you'd best know me first so i can take them as jokes
<flippo> What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? Darn!
<PeterFA> I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
<Sneaky_Bastard> I love a good retort.
<Sneaky_Bastard> but an alembic is more fun
<PeterFA> What exactly is a retort?
<PeterFA> or an alembic?
<Dagmar> It's when a horse clears it's nose
<PeterFA> These greek terms for arguments are above me.
<ninjaz2> PeterFA: is that an ad hominem???
<PeterFA> ninjaz2, what's an ad hominem?
<Dagmar> ninjaz2: Are you greek?
<Lokey> otherwiise im nmapin your *** from 3 different locations
<ninjaz2> Dagmar: no.
<PeterFA> I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As if there's any other way to take it in.
<Sneaky_Bastard> what you do is carry a bottle or two of really good stuff, marked "para la policia, con complemnza" or something in there too
<Sneaky_Bastard> they open the trunk and see you have stuff for them and take that
<flippo> What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
<Sneaky_Bastard> you have shown proper respect
<Sneaky_Bastard> ;-)
<Dagmar> PeterFA: You're supposed to open your eyes real wide and whisper "Somtimes I smell music, too"
<PeterFA> lol. Dagmar
<infi> sneaky, are you lagged, or am I?
<PeterFA> 2-in-1 is a bull**** term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
<Dagmar> Sneaky_Bastard is clearly skilled in the art of international diplomatic relations!@
<PeterFA> This guy is so wise.
<Sneaky_Bastard> I'm in 22 channels on 2 servers
<infi> heh
<PeterFA> This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.
<Dagmar> PeterFA: Okay, Peter, Mitch is dead and his jokes weren't all THAT funny to begin with. You can stop now
<PeterFA> Dagmar, I loved Mitch
<PeterFA> He's the funniest
<just_me_nz_> great link PeterFA
<ewi> has anybody tried to compile X11R7.0? I'm having problems with kernel agpgart.h
<PeterFA> Mitch is the Linus Torvalds of humor.
<PeterFA> you n00bz
<flippo> "Somebody has stolen one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
<ninjaz2> I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
<PeterFA> I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
<PeterFA> CHodapp, pah, this is what I get for bringing Love into #linux?
<ninjaz2> poor PeterFA
<mizery> If I'm sharing a wireless network with one other person, but they happen to be hogging all the bandwidth (p2p?), is there anyway I can somehow manage to pull in a decent amount of bandwidth therefore lessening theirs to an extent?
<PeterFA> mizery, you might be able to go to the router and slow down their connection or block it altogether.
<PeterFA> mizery, you could also have them put a cap on the P2P communication
<psi-jack> How, using only Linux (not MS-DOS), would I clear out my MBR from having Grub on it?
<PeterFA> psi-jack, install LILO
<psi-jack> PeterFA: *sigh*
<psi-jack> What is it , when I ask a specific question, I get work arounds I DO NOT WANT!
<infi> well, you need to replace it with something :b
<infi> dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/hda bs=1 count=446
<infi> there.
<psi-jack> I want my MBR cleaned. I want it to not be used. I want to install Grub on bootable filesystem rather than in MBR.
<AnAnt> how can I mount or open DMG files ?
<PeterFA> If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...
<psi-jack> infi: Aha! That's right! That'll clear out the MBR and only the MBR, correct?
<infi> use the command above to zero it out then. though I don't know why you want to do that.
<infi> psi-jack, yes
<infi> after that comes the 64byte partition table, and the 2 byte id
<infi> so 512-64-2
<ninjaz2> infi: maybe he wants to make sure the system doesn't boot
<infi> ninjaz, that's what I'm thinking ;)
<infi> psi-jack- caveat emptor
<psi-jack> infi: Okay. Spiffy. I didn't remember the values to use. I forget about dd, sometimes. heh But thank you.
<orlok> PeterFA: stop it with fortune already :)
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