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<bleenshaker> :) / jokin
<Sneaky_Bastard> you would know nothing of my code, I reckon
<Sneaky_Bastard> it is more subtle than the wind
<bleenshaker> ***umtions are not ever in sane code you know
<Sneaky_Bastard> p***ing by and touching all without leaving any mark.
<bleenshaker> byp***, i see
<Sneaky_Bastard> ***umptions may be present, so long as they are well documented.
<Sneaky_Bastard> mine always are.
<bleenshaker> mine are just understandable
<Sneaky_Bastard> of course, all programming carries ***umptions
<Sneaky_Bastard> for instance, that the language compiler actually conforms to the language standard....
<Sneaky_Bastard> ... that the meanings of 1's an 0's remain constant
<Sneaky_Bastard> etc.
<brlancer> ***umptions about user input?
<Sneaky_Bastard> fundamental ***umptions
<bleenshaker> should not, and perhaps youre wise enough to go by that anti-***umtion
<Dagmar> brlancer: that's one of the places we typically *don't* make ***umptions
<bleenshaker> Dagmasken!
<benplaut> is there a (text, of course) livecd with the debian partitioner on it? it's my favorite partitioner, but installing isn't always what i'm trying to do :P
<brlancer> Dagmar: and that's why I'm trying to figure out wtf he's talking about
<Sneaky_Bastard> I ***ume user input to web-based programs is uniformly hostile
<brlancer> since a good piece of code should make no ***umptions there
<Sneaky_Bastard> and write my code appropriately
<Sneaky_Bastard> saves much grief in the long-run
<Sneaky_Bastard> the same reason I always ***ume my Beretta 92FS is loaded and chambered
<Sneaky_Bastard> ;-)
<bleenshaker> Sneaky_Bastard: sizzy gun :P
<Sneaky_Bastard> I can put 10 rounds in a 1 foot circle in 8 seconds with it at 25 feet, so it's good enough
<bleenshaker> Sneaky_Bastard: i bet it is
<bleenshaker> Sneaky_Bastard: for feetin someone :=)
<brlancer> Sneaky_Bastard: is it warm to cuddle up with at night?
<Sneaky_Bastard> no, it stays locked in the gun cabinet most of the gime
<Sneaky_Bastard> time
<Sneaky_Bastard> where it's certainly cold
<Sneaky_Bastard> right next to it's big brother, the Springfield M1A model MA-9104
<bleenshaker> SprungFeld!
<bleenshaker> Simpsons rule
<Sneaky_Bastard> .308 is not at all sissy
<r00723r0> hi, whats a good linux benchmark that benches cpu, memory, hard drive, and video card?
<r00723r0> possibly network too
<hatake_kakashi> nothing beats a shotgun with explosive shells :D
<Sneaky_Bastard> http://www.springfield-armory.com/images/rifles/MA9104Large.jpg
<Sneaky_Bastard> "explosive shells" ?
<Sneaky_Bastard> never heard of them
<Sneaky_Bastard> slug rounds, flechette rounds and buckshot I've heard of
<hatake_kakashi> incidinary or whatever they are called
<philosophia> hi
<riczho> Hi!
<bleenshaker> hehe, stay on irc a while and you can get a friggin abomb almost
<Sneaky_Bastard> I really need to go to the range and get in some practice with a 12 gauge
<r00723r0> hi, whats a good linux benchmark that benches cpu, memory, hard drive, and video card?
<philosophia> anyone familiar with the 'allsh.sh' script to run shell commands in every instance of a shell on a system?
<hatake_kakashi> Sneaky_Bastard: subsonic rifles are also good, albeit slow, they are proven to still move even in water compared to their supersonic counterparts
<Sneaky_Bastard> the rifle is not useable as a home defense weapon
<philosophia> basically allows for environmental settings to be changed everywhere without having to logout
<hatake_kakashi> Sneaky_Bastard: well that's where smg helps :D
<philosophia> and used sometimes to set up ssh-agent
<r00723r0> do pray tell
<Dagmar> phliosophia: I have my doubts about the utility of such a thing, or whether it's even *possible* through a shell script
<r00723r0> whats a good linux benchmark that benches cpu, memory, hard drive, and video card?
<Sneaky_Bastard> the main reason being that a .308 will p*** completely through a bad guy and through 4 or 5 or 6 drywall walls
<hatake_kakashi> a p90 or g10, choose your weapon
<bleenshaker> what would happen if anyone put a gay muhammed on al-jazeera ... do not do that btw
<Sneaky_Bastard> so it's possible to kill or injure the neighbors
<Skunky> m16
<Dagmar> Pfft. changing environment settings on user accounts without rebooting is simple
<philosophia> Dagmar: this guy says it works http://sial.org/howto/shell/allsh/#s3
<hatake_kakashi> Skunky: I'd prefer AK47 over M16 anyday :)
<Sneaky_Bastard> hmmm, I can hit someone harder with the M1A from about 5 times the range of AK
<bleenshaker> philosophia: but i am...
<Sneaky_Bastard> (effective range)
<Dagmar> philosophia: That's because there's an important thing on that page you're missing
<bleenshaker> philosophia: kidding
<Skunky> hatake_kakashi: i can't hit anything with an AK.
<philosophia> whats that
<Sneaky_Bastard> the main problem with the AK-47, is extreme lack of accuracy
<CHodapp> pffft
<CHodapp> who shoots for accuracy
<hatake_kakashi> Sneaky_Bastard: however, the lack of extra bits and pieces makes AK stand out.. esp during the vietnam war
<hatake_kakashi> Skunky: you need shotguns then :)
<Skunky> CHodapp: at 500+ meters, it matters. (:
<Dagmar> philosophia: Specifically, the bit right under where it says "allsh Script" in boldface. Only shells that guy has modified the source for are going to give a crap about that file
<Skunky> hatake_kakashi: shotguns are for up-close work. (:
<Sneaky_Bastard> hatake: AK-47 versus M-14
<Sneaky_Bastard> M-14 won every time
<hatake_kakashi> Skunky: bah.. 500+ meters? heh
<CHodapp> Skunky, if you don't care what target you hit, it could matter less...
<hjack> gcc g.c -o connect <---how do I specify where that would install?
<Sneaky_Bastard> that's why the troops nearly mutinied when they were forced to take M-16 instead of M-145
<Sneaky_Bastard> M-14
<hjack> I want it to go to /usr/local/bin
<Skunky> CHodapp: yeah, yea, but I want to hit a specific one, damnit.
<Dagmar> hjack: you actually tell it where to write the file
<CHodapp> Skunky, PICKY, PICKY. Geez.
<Sneaky_Bastard> my M1A is in upgraded civilian model M-14 (not select fire)
<hjack> how?
<gm152> -o /usr/local/bin/connect i believe.
<Dagmar> hjack: Try telling it an actual location
<hjack> ty
<hatake_kakashi> Sneaky_Bastard: because they used subsonic bullets with hollow-point?
<Dagmar> philosophia: Unfortunately man, there's quite a lot of snake oil being sold on the Internet
<hjack> gm145, May I pm an error to you? 4 lines
<gm152> (***uming you have necessary permissions to write to that directory of /usr/local/bin)
<hjack> gm152 May I pm an error to you? 4 lines
<gm152> ok.
<hjack> or can I post 4 lines here?
<gm152> 4 lines here is ok.
<hjack> root@p4th0s:/home/hjack# gcc g.c -o /usr/local/bin connect
<hjack> /usr/lib/gcc-lib/i486-slackware-linux/3.3.6/../../../../i486-slackware-linux/bin/ld: cannot open output file /usr/local/bin: Is a directory
<hjack> collect2: ld returned 1 exit status
<hjack> opp
<hjack> 3
<Sneaky_Bastard> hatake: you are sadly misinformed
<Sneaky_Bastard> the standard issue 7.62 x 39mm AK rounds are FMJ's
<Sneaky_Bastard> not hollow points
<hatake_kakashi> Sneaky_Bastard: no I was referring to those M14s
<Dagmar> hjack: Stop sticking random spaces into things
<Sneaky_Bastard> the M-14/M1A is 7.62 x 51mm
<Sneaky_Bastard> also FMJ
<Sneaky_Bastard> but with almost 2x muzzle velocity
<hjack> where?
<Iam8up|lappy> is there any sort of batch mode or silent mode for ftp? i'm trying to setup a cron job to grab something from an ftp server...
<hjack> oo
<hjack> wait
<Dagmar> hjack: Look carefully at what gm152 told you and compare it to what you typed
<hjack> Where?
<hjack> damn
<hjack> k
<hjack> ty
<hjack> sorry
<Dagmar> hjack: This is one of those "one of these things is not like the other" issues
<hatake_kakashi> Sneaky_Bastard: hm not surprising. I read up somewhere that the war in Vietnam, many US soldiers preferred AK47 because of their simplicity over their rifles that they used
<Dagmar> I don' wanna be rude but you have *got* to be able to spot it eventually. ;)
<hjack> lol I did not consider it rude at all.
<Sneaky_Bastard> AK was more reliable than early M-16, but not because of complexity, that's a ****ing lie
<hjack> I appreciate the help
<Dagmar> hatake_kakashi: One of the two had serious jamming issues
<Sneaky_Bastard> M-16 actually has less moving parts
<Dagmar> hatake_kakashi: People that don't find a problem with guns that jam typically don't file many reports lauding them
<Dagmar> ...cuz they're dead.
<Sneaky_Bastard> because Eugene Stoner managed combine the gas cylinder and operating rod and bolt into one piece pretty much
<Skunky> m16's DO require constant maintenance, cleaning, etc. it's a precision instrument, add a little sand or water in the wrong place, and it'll get pissed off.
<Sneaky_Bastard> the original problem with M-16 was not the weapon itself
<Dagmar> Wow. A Stoner that actually got something done.
<Sneaky_Bastard> it was that the ammunication issued was not manufactured according ot specification
<hjack> ok
<hatake_kakashi> Sneaky_Bastard: do fill me in, there has to be a reason why some US soldiers during Vietnam war preferred AK47 rather than using it because they ran out of ammo
<Sneaky_Bastard> because the spec was not followed, the cartridges occasionally overexpanded and became stuck in the breach
<BucWheat> hi all i'm having sudoers woes
<Dagmar> hatake_kakashi: Probably those guys didn't have the thing jam all that often


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