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<0> haha yeah linux was no problem to install
<1> Yeah, just prepare for re-installing your bootmanager and such.
<0> its getting windows to play nicely with linux thats a bizzle
<0> oh iknow, that whole deal ****ed up most of my night last time, i got 3 monsters left so im up for hours
<1> lol
<1> Its all easy with grub
<1> and some Kanotix CD.
<1> Just know where your grub-files are located (most likely on your linux /boot somewhere) and how to re-install grub into the MBR and youre all fine, all the time.
<0> grrrr.... i deleted the partition and then reallocated the empy space via Vista and it still wont let me install
<1> Maybe ask in a windows-channel thats literate with vista
<1> Since that seems to be a vistaproblem then.
<2> Hmm... I want windows Vista... also, a decompiler.
<1> Just make sure it's not a retarded channel where youre getting kicked for mentioning "linux"
<1> Ah well, I must stop my FVWM being a pink eyesore now. :X
<0> haha the windows channel wont even acknowledge the question
<3> hi all



<4> hi on1009
<3> hi kev
<3> not mucj going eh Kevin` ?
<4> nope
<5> Just some random router killin'
<3> hi Dagmar
<4> somone make me a php or cgi script to upload files
<3> howd you peruade somone to do that for you? Kevin`
<6> write it yourself, it's easy.
<4> i'll be your friend if you do
<3> hi infi
<1> infi =O
<6> greetings and salutations
<5> A friend who writes checks?
<4> I write checks sometimes, ya
<1> A friend for bed? =O xD
<6> that's the best kind of friend (at least, if they clear)
<4> :o
<6> (and are addressed to me)
<6> (with a logarithmic hourly rate)
<1> 1$ ea? :D
<6> I'll take it, if it's done to a high enough scale ;)
<1> Well, thats not bad - I mean, 24$ a day at 30 days a month?
<7> I am using a Fedora Core 4 as my internet router. I need to check the connection speed and the bandwidth od my internet connection. Is there any tools apart from web tools which I can install permanently on my router and get the analysis
<4> hm logarithmic.. want to be my slave for the next 10 years?
<4> well for speed you can just ping the first host at your isp
<4> for bandwidth, transfer something
<7> ok
<7> but I need a tool which shows the statistics
<3> make a gnuplot script?
<8> libregeek: search freshmeat for net tools
<4> --- 65.43.19.243 ping statistics ---
<4> 5 packets transmitted, 5 received, 0% packet loss, time 4014ms
<4> rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 9.165/9.763/10.461/0.475 ms
<4> statistics!
<7> I didn't mean that
<6> yucky
<9> spam stats yee..
<3> --- pong.de ping statistics ---
<3> 5 packets transmitted, 5 received, 0% packet loss, time 4039ms
<3> rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 55.756/55.978/56.148/0.297 ms
<3> more statistics
<4> libregeek in order to measure bandwidth you have to test it regularly
<7> ping is tedious to work with
<7> there are tools like nettracker for windows
<7> I am searching for a tool like nettracker
<4> oh you want bandwidth usage not bandwidth capability?
<4> makes sense I suppose heh :)
<7> Kevin`: yes
<4> what does kernel.org use.. they have something like that
<7> Kevin`: I need a report like during this time the net connection has this much speed
<5> That's an easy one
<7> Dagmar: which one?
<5> If your NIC is 10b-T, then it's 10Mbit all the time. If it's 100b-T, then it's 100Mbit
<4> haha
<7> :(
<4> that's bandwidth though
<7> I am getting mad here
<4> http://people.suug.ch/~tgr/bmon/
<4> here's something
<7> i did a google search but found less



<4> oh get mad if you want, go storm off and use windows if you want
<4> I did a google search and found a lot
<7> windows!!! never
<7> I havn't used windows in my 5 experience with computer
<7> I have only heard abt some tools like nettracker from my friends
<4> here's another one
<4> http://bwmon.sourceforge.net/
<4> doesn't look like that does html output though
<7> ok
<4> RX bytes:361971478 (345.2 Mb) TX bytes:94405268 (90.0 Mb)
<4> you might just poll that every once in a while and make a report of it
<7> Kevin`: thanks a lot
<10> hi can anyone provide me with a tora-1.3.21 download link, i am not able to browse the web
<10> if possible rpm for fedora would be good
<11> icky poo
<11> can't you just install it from the/a fedora repo?
<10> yum didnt got anything out :(
<11> try #fedora
<10> hmm trying
<12> Thought I was dead, anyone?
<6> you are. this is the afterlife. IRC is heaven.
<1> =O
<12> infi: lol
<6> or perhaps, the other place. H-E-double-hockey-stick.
<12> infi: Does that mean I could just disconnect from freenode or something and not be in heaven anymore?
<12> infi: Sides, isn't IRC just that: Internet Relay Chat?
<12> data is given to IRC server, IRC server deals with it, sending it to various clients
<12> basically
<6> I like to think of them as "angels" and "the flock"
<12> but all they are doing is using a personal computer
<4> personal?
<12> or some computer in an internet cafe
<4> or a terminal at a multiuser computer
<12> Kevin`: hmm before I comment I will read the wiki page on personal computer
<6> or a sophisticated, Turing-complete card deck
<12> infi: that they have hacked an irc client into?
<12> and tcp/ip support?
<6> it's just a sequence of bits.
<6> no different from any other program you run.
<6> you can do TCP/IP using knots in a rope.
<12> no you can't
<6> o rly.
<12> where's the data bits?
<6> uh, knot = 1, space = 0.
<12> infi: oh yeah
<6> granted, it would be a connection replay unless you were a really skilled Boy Scout, but it's still feasible.
<12> infi: but then you need to produce a machine that can read the knots in the rope
<6> well, conceivable.
<6> so? that would be the easy part.
<12> infi: you talk alot of **** man
<6> you're telling me it would be difficult to set a timer on a slot, where if the knot goes through, opens the slot wider, and triggers a relay (being "1"), or nothing, (being "0).
<12> space = 0, two spaces = 0. you gonna have to be dammned carefull in your rope to make sure you have the precise correct amounts in your rope
<4> use a better encoding then space-not space then
<6> that's a timing thing. it happens on serial connections all the time. how do you think a modem works?
<4> see hard drives
<4> what kind of modem
<6> a modem kind of modem. "a device that translated digital signals to analog, and back"
<6> s/translated/translates/
<6> it converts a bit sequence into a waveform, over a very critically-timed period (t)
<12> infi: yeah but it's still gonna be hard makeing your rope by hand. unless you're a pro, you have no idea exactly where your knot is gonna be
<6> if the timing is off, the entire bit sequence is thrashed.
<4> I want a software program that can translate an audio signal into data
<12> infi: exactly
<6> Kevin`: it's called fourier analysis.
<12> i wanna learn binary editing
<12> provided that i won't get bored/caught up in binary editng, i wanna learn it
<4> infi good.. idc how it works, I want one already written
<4> or a library
<12> hmm i was gonna read up on binary software first wasn't i?
<12> that's my main pirotory right now
<12> then I can bag the **** out of windows, and my states will be vaild
<6> Kevin`: any fast fourier transform library can do it. search for FFT on google.
<6> $mp3_player does a digital form of FFT to generate the different levels displayed when you're playing music.
<12> there is something wrong with this wiki


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