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<0> me0w: Look at what date it is today.
<1> i hate ##linux, there are always so much question that are easily resolved by copy&paste manpages.
<1> :)
<0> The nano question was serious, the man pages stuff was not.
<2> yes .. it's april fools .. not april idiots
<1> LOL
<0> Well, it's nice to know we have such polite members in our community.
<2> cry me a river
<0> me0w: Nah, you're not worth it. :)
<3> Which good soundcard is ~~ equivalent to Esi Joli but well supported under 2.6.16 ?
<4> Never heard of that
<4> *Most* are supported fine by Alsa. Check the website.
<4> www.alsa-project.org
<5> how to quickly draw an CSV file into a graph?
<1> piece of paper
<1> pen



<5> like a command line tool, just take datafile like CSV, read collumns 2,5,8, draw them as lines into .png
<5> TheBonsai:
<1> i'd say some pre-filter for MRTG (or it's successor - i forgot the name) compatible files
<3> I checked it
<3> alsay says "Driver currently developed"
<3> Driver is begin developed now!
<1> feel free to contribute code
<4> sheesh
<4> Like no one's got gplot installed or something.
<6> halla
<6> er det noen norske her?
<1> yea
<1> gplot it!
<5> gplot?
<5> how to use it ?
<4> man gplot
<7> http://frugalfiles.blogspot.com/ - New Frugalware Open Source Interview
<4> http://www.gamefaqs.com/ <-- busted
<8> can someone help me with a mouse problem please: mouse works fine if you use yast mouse config. but this never stays for a reboot it always stops can someone tell me what is going on?
<8> it is very frustrating to use
<8> or how to config seperatly
<8> so it just works
<9> Is there anyway to randomise a cronjob ... so that it runs between the hours of say 7 and 8, at a random minute ?
<10> babo nop
<10> not at a random min
<9> Quiznos: what about anacron ?
<10> i dont know it, google the manpage
<10> babo, why are you asking your q?
<10> details
<9> Quiznos: someone just suggested it on another channel ... I was wondering whether you'd heard about it ?
<10> i have heard of ana
<9> Quiznos: cool
<10> it's not a new pkg
<10> k
<10> on the news
<2> the stockholm syndrome
<2> that's when .. erh
<2> you get um ..
<2> "friends" with your abducter is it not ?
<10> agreement with kidnappers
<10> right
<10> it's al altered state of consciousness
<10> al/an
<10> not in one's right mind
<10> i just heard something upon which I said the above
<10> oops
<10> i just heard something upon which I infer that it could apply to her
<2> her ?
<10> the former resident wolf of Central Park died
<10> jill carroll of christian science monitor paper
<2> hm .. it'd be cool to be a kidnapper, you'd kidnap a 16 year old chick .. if she'd get stockholm's
<10> released a few days ago
<10> me0w that's ewil, dont say that!
<2> look at how they dress, act, speak .. they're asking for it .. the little sluts
<2> + they're HOT
<10> dont go there
<2> just kidding
<2> april fools!
<10> that's not something to kid about on any day
<2> didn't you ever imagine doing it ? like a .. ***ual fantasy ?



<1> ACK
<10> no
<2> Quiznos: weirdo.
<10> bingo, stockhol syn. just heard!!!
<10> just mentioned
<11> hi
<7> http://digg.com/linux_unix/New_Distribution_of_Linux_Rises_Frugal_Me_Frugal_You_
<11> I'd like to set my prompt on bash to print the last return code if it was not 0
<11> how do I do that?
<10> see bash.1, for $?
<10> i think
<11> PS1='$? ...'
<11> I tried that
<12> http://www.google.com/romance/
<11> but this will always print it
<10> `echo $?`
<11> echo is not needed
<10> k
<11> but I'd only like to have it printed when it's not 0
<11> and only once
<11> so I tried all kind of conditional stuff with bash and realized I'm not up to it (ie. I got confused)
<10> heh
<11> PS1='$([[ $? eq 0]] && echo ok || echo notok) ...'
<11> or sthg like that
<10> ok|bad
<11> ie replace notok with "$? " and
<10> or |err
<11> etc
<11> but that's wrong
<11> the syntax I mean
<11> but I tried stuff like that and I'd like to know how a correct syntax would look like
<11> hmm besides I probably need to run true in the command if the return value wasn't 0
<11> otherwise $? is not 0 until another command is started
<11> hmm and if I add $? later on in eg. "notok"
<11> it might report the value from $(...)
<11> ouff
<11> hmm maybe I should move this to PROMPT_COMMAND
<11> I just found "http://yolinux.com/HOWTO/Bash-Prompt-HOWTO.html";
<11> this is a nice howto :))
<11> hmm does anyone of you has a color definition file around?
<11> that defines all available colors for bash
<11> never mind
<10> nop i dont
<13> How can i find out what codec a video is? It's a .avi so no clues there, and mplayer is'nt liking it, not xine. how do i find what it is to compile it in?
<14> jords didnt you download the codec files from either the xine website or mplayer website
<13> Nate_Grey: Yeah, loads of videos play fine - xvid, ogm, mkv etc
<14> well the next step is to copy the codes from a xp computer and copy them to your win32 codes or codecs jords
<14> thats what i did and still need a few codecs
<15> l
<16> how do i run startx on a different display than :0?
<17> Hello I am looking for a place 2 downoad a web server on ubuntu linux
<18> hi
<17> where do I download the software?
<18> is it possible to choose the kernel frequency in the 2.4 series?
<17> dunno I am new 2 linux myself
<17> dont think anyone else is on :(
<19> yum ****s so bad
<19> you have no idea
<17> tokyo12!*@* added to ignore list.
<17> fool
<19> gee..
<20> hi there
<20> some one at the keyboard ??
<21> ^willie^ : nobody but you
<20> i did read on some online irc log that some ppl in here did play ut2003
<21> ^willie^ : 'some people' 'in here' do a lot of different things
<20> mabey some one can help me out with the update problems of ut2003 ?
<20> will be nice since there are no channels for ut2003
<21> ^willie^ : contact people who make ut23k. you paid for it, you should get support.
<20> where
<21> ^willie^ : same place you bought it from
<20> al web adresses are death
<20> hahahaha wake up


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