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<0> http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wec.shtml
<1> thats pretty kick ***.
<2> silly
<0> wirless extension cord... oh how the oxymorons of our world come to be...
<0> i know how the morons come to be
<3> Pardon me while i type my PIN number on the ATM machine
<4> Happy April 1
<0> male moron inserts tab P into slot V
<1> it does sound silly but its actually a great idea, you know how many retards(no offense to retards) cut the chords doin lawnwork an stuff?
<0> hey.. if those things had tracking
<0> wireless electric lawn equipment
<3> hack the tracking servos, crank the power, and go bird hunting
<1> hehe
<4> Warning: Even though these microwaves are about as harmful as the leakage from an ordinary microwave oven (not much), do not put computers, televisions, other sensitive electrical equipment, food, liquids, paper, gl***, flammable substances, magnets, or living things in between the base and satellite units. Just in case
<3> has potential for anti-air and maybe anti-infantry or even anti-tank
<3> fry them circuits!
<0> 5898
<0> oops.. xchat is not an ATM
<3> ?
<0> ha
<5> i get weird TCP RSTs coming from NOWHERE. http://pastebin.ca/47764 .. any ideas?
<0> someone scanning you? poorly executed ddos?
<3> Nippy|LFS how in the world did you get that hostname? (unaffiliated/chodder)
<3> internet noise more likely
<5> no, it happens EVERY connection, but only sometimes and to certain hosts
<5> i think it has something to do with packet size or contents
<0> hhmm wireless power.. i've thought about that before.. creating a wireless power infrastructure like radio or wimax.. but then the whole causing cancer issue comes up
<3> bah everything causes cancer
<4> see?
<0> well.. causes cancer faster
<6> wireless extension cords, heh. makes this my favourite day of the year.
<0> oxygen causes cancer...
<3> we need to adapt to radiation already
<3> i'm sure we will eventually
<0> syntrx: wireless extension cord is not an april fool's prank
<3> tesla would be happy
<5> pbransford: its not 'internet noise', it happens only when i connect, and every time i connect
<3> broken software?
<0> i thought internet noise was all that stuff on 6667 ?
<3> don't forget 80\
<3> which is a lot like 80
<0> that's cool
<0> i'm listening to smurfs singing
<0> at nearly 1:00am
<0> chatting in a linux chat room
<0> hhm... what does that say about me?
<3> i was listning to some awsome dance music untill some schmuck started using is vocal cords
<6> TragicZ: got a giggle out of it nonetheless
<7> "This Car Is Insured by Smith & Wesson." <- why is this funny?
<3> holy crap pandora throw 4 wothless songs at me in a row
<8> Smith and Wesson makes guns.
<7> pbransford, a pisson distribution
<9> TragicZ: on a Friday night no less
<3> PeterFA, smith & wesson manufacture firearms, implying violators of the car's personal space are terminated
<0> indeed
<7> pbransford, oh
<0> at least i have a job and goto school
<0> and use linux
<0> ha
<3> i go to work, and am only not going to school because i just moved here :)
<3> and i am actually trying to use BSD, but am currently running windows... while talking in ##linux
<3> identity crisis?
<9> traitor ;)
<0> "i was a crack addict, living in the street, but then i found the work of a great man. This man's name was... Linus. Now that I use linux I have turned my life around and am spreading the way of open source"
<7> There is actually a place near where I live called "Wycoff Insurance"
<6> well, last night i was in here using solaris.
<0> linux2: better than drugs.
<3> well i like the idea of linux, im not fond of ideological extremes at all
<7> Incase you injure your wrist, apperently.
<0> darn
<6> on my $50 blade 150.
<0> i slit my writs with occam's razor
<0> that bastard told me it'd be easy...
<3> if i put you in a box would you stay in limbo?
<0> i think i would just starve and mummify
<0> hahaha "ps3 now shipping"
<0> took me a second to realize it's a prank
<3> well, been fun but i gota get to bed
<3> wee!
<3> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_warfare and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_warfare
<3> pick yer poison
<7> "OK, so the fact that you can turn on a computer kinda negates this step's title" <-- wtf?
<7> That's so not true.
<7> Oh, yeah, and the title is "HOw to not be a moron"
<3> that was random
<7> I just screwed myself.
<0> you know what's random?
<7> a seed?
<3> "aoudgo"
<0> NO
<0> quantum thingies
<7> oh
<1> PeterFA: bah dum bum chahh!
<3> thingies? gota love the next generation jargon
<0> yes
<0> i'm very intellije... intelliga.... i'm smart.
<1> smrt?
<3> smert?
<3> ejumacated?
<0> yeah yeah.. that one
<0> that's what happens when your thingy gets excited right?
<0> you ejumicate
<1> hehe
<3> only if your a male
<0> uh.. aparantly you need to watch more porn
<3> Speaking of...
<3> can anyone else resolve the DNS pornolizer.org?
<0> trying...
<0> doesn't look like it
<3> i'm entering withdrawel of random porn
<10> Is there a better vnc server than tightvnc? which works on win32 as well
<0> ho
<3> that was uncalled for
<0> ;; connection timed out; no servers could be reached
<3> arg!
<3> noooo
<7> Once a cop came to our cl*** in highschool. I actually asked him how to get out of a ticket.
<7> It's like a well-duh thing to ask.
<7> Of course I'm going to ask it, what if he actually answers honestly.
<7> If not, what do I lose?
<0> i GIS'd prank and found this: http://www.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/humor/prank-1122328809_i_2491.jpg
<3> oookay
<3> totally not related to prank
<3> people with their silly filenames
<7> TragicZ, what's so funny to that?
<7> s/to/about
<0> i'm thinking she must be a man or something
<0> "since chernobyl my penis is be falling off"
<3> what!?
<11> and penis is russian for....
<0> yay!
<0> poningru: you win
<11> all this talking is taking away my horny
<0> here's your prize
<12> anyone got a snazy linux console --> http://www.lynucs.org/index.php?screen_id=931785686442b416e52005&p=screen
<0> quit watching so much tv
<11> rofl
<11> naah dont have time to watch tv anymore
<0> just porn?
<11> what with clubs and stuff
<11> ha I wished
<0> yeah stylish
<11> eh no not that kinda clubs
<11> uf.freeculture.org
<11> uaemuf.wordpress.org
<11> that kinda clubs
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