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<0> rofl
<1> Sembiance, haha :)
<1> Sembiance, Yea I could use some visual help
<2> CrazyTux: DOM Programming is good
<2> buubot: dom programming book
<2> buubot: dom programming
<3> Woosta: DOM Programming is good
<2> lol
<1> Sembiance, I will be down in that area in a few weeks though
<0> so... for the past 7 years I've eaten nothing but pizza every single day.
<0> Sure once in a while I have BBQ chips or some chocolate
<0> but for meals... pizza 100%
<1> Sembiance, how much do you weight? :P
<0> So my grocery store is out of my favorite kind, so I had to get some other types
<0> CrazyTux: 6' 2" 135lbs
<1> wow



<2> Pizza from the grocery store? wtf?
<0> Help me choose a pizza to eat tonight. I have three choices: 1. Red Baron Thin Crust 2. Freshetta Wheat Crust 3. Mystic or Shaws
<0> Woosta: Frozen pizza. 100% no h***le!
<1> lol
<2> Riiight
<4> mystic or shaws?
<0> I just take it out of the freezer and put it on my Pizzaz pizza cooker
<1> Sembiance, you've got to be joking
<0> CrazyTux: no?
<1> lol
<5> got in his database
<1> da-drew, oh really lol
<5> nothing of any ****ing use
<5> at least i can write da-drew all over it
<5> 5 bucks says i can do it right now, tux
<0> da-drew: You got into CrazyTux's database?
<5> yes, its a bunch of useless information
<5> family names
<5> COOL
<1> lol
<4> heh
<1> this guys great.
<5> what is this other table
<0> CrazyTux: So do you have a pizza choice for me? :)
<1> how do I permenately ignore this guy?
<5> what page is this for tux
<1> Sembiance, go with.... dajorno
<0> CrazyTux: I don't like that brand, so I don't have any of those.
<4> djorno :P
<5> or da-drew
<0> CrazyTux: My favorite is Tombstone, but they were out. I only eat the Tony's pizzas for breakfast because they are smaller
<0> CrazyTux: For dinner/night time I like a bigger pizza.
<5> thats a big *** pizza to eat by yourself
<5> eat totinos or something man
<5> they're like a dollar
<5> and they're smaller
<0> da-drew: I don't eat the cheese from the pizza
<0> da-drew: Just the pepperoni, crust/sauce
<5> ok
<5> whats wrong with you
<6> is there any way to dump a javascript object to screen? sort of like a print_r() function
<5> why dont you get a jar of ****ing marinara sauce and some bread
<6> I want to see what's in it
<0> da-drew: ick, that sounds scary
<1> Sembiance, have you ever had Dajorna (sp?)
<5> so does your cholesterol level
<5> fatboy
<5> how are you going to ASK THE SPELLING
<5> WHEN CP ALREADY ****ING CORRECTED YOU
<0> seraph|work: I've rolled my own. An extension to Object, Dump(). That will use typeof() to determine it's type and print it accordingly
<5> DUMB ***
<6> Sembiance: URL please :)
<5> yeah you have rolled your own, way too many ****ing times you god damn burn out
<1> da-drew, I'm sorry I'm not sitting here reading every single line, I had to answer the door.
<6> @_@
<5> could probably roll up your ****ing piss and get high, cheech
<0> CrazyTux: DiGiorno? Yup. Just don't like it much
<7> da-drew: Go to developer.mozilla.org and look up that function, it does have some problems (though it might be that it encodes too much instead of too little)



<5> i would learn how to destroy his db
<5> if he had anything in it
<4> hehe, 135lbs isn't fat per se :P~, try 190lbs /me ducks
<1> da-drew, lol, your so full of it
<5> i bet a dump of his whole database would be one table with 1 field containing 4 family names
<5> i mean 1 column
<1> da-drew, considering the family names arent even in a database
<5> then its not ajax
<5> well, i guess its still using xhtmlreq
<1> s/in/on/
<5> but use it in a practical manner, dip****
<0> seraph|work: Let me try and get it into a .js file for you
<6> k
<0> seraph|work: ahhhh I don't have it here at home, it's at work, sorry.
<0> seraph|work: It even supported recursion and everything for those multi-dimensional objects
<4> seraph|work: what are you trying to do? besides a print_r() of it?
<1> Sembiance, how do you dump an object?
<1> Sembiance, Also are multi-dimensional arrays possible in JS?
<5> sembiance: how many chairs have you broken in your office
<0> seraph|work: http://weblogs.asp.net/skillet/archive/2006/03/23/440940.aspx
<5> leaning back swallowing pizzas
<0> da-drew: http://www.cosmicrealms.com/blog/aboutme.php
<6> CommandPrompt: I was having difficulty getting anything out of a JSON return
<6> but I've fixed it now
<6> still, this dump will come in handy in future for debugging
<0> CrazyTux: for(var key in myObject) { alert("key: " + key + " val: " + myObject[key]); }
<6> woah that page is killing firefox
<1> Sembiance, how do I create a multi dimensional video?
<6> and my VM
<1> lol ... wow
<0> CrazyTux: function dump(myObject) { for(var key in myObject) { if(typeof(myObject[key])=="object") { dump(myObject[key]); } else { alert("key: " + key + " val: " + myObject[key]); } }
<1> I need some sleep
<0> CrazyTux: somethign like that for recursive dumping
<1> Sembiance, an multi dimensional array
<2> Or, if you're using FF, alert( yourObj.toSource() )
<0> CrazyTux: var myArray = new Array(); myArray[0] = new Array(); myArray[0][0] = 'hello world';
<1> Sembiance, thx
<1> Sembiance, thats not completely recursive is it?
<6> how do I read the value of a form element?
<1> Sembiance, it'd go two layers deep right
<0> heh
<6> like input
<1> seraph|work, document.getElementById('element_id').value
<6> getElementById('id').innerHTML?
<6> oh
<0> CrazyTux: what the dump function I just blurted out? It'll go infinite
<1> Sembiance, hows that possible?
<1> Sembiance, oh nevermind
<1> Sembiance, I see
<0> CrazyTux: though using Firefox and Woosta's advice of toSource() might be better?
<1> Sembiance, I didnt see the function recurssion
<1> Sembiance, at first glance
<0> CrazyTux: ;)
<0> CrazyTuxL: I just wrote that though here in my irc client, it's not tested or anything
<0> CrazyTix: I think object should probably be Object and you'll probably want to check for Array too or something
<0> and my typing just got worse rofl
<1> Sembiance, I think I'm going to go the hardcore js/dom/ajax/ "marketing web2.0" way and do everything custom, no libraries.
<1> Sembiance, do you recommend that, or no
<1> Sembiance, will it really be that much faster.... by using libraries?
<2> w00t! Go for it CrazyTux .. you'll be glad you did :)
<0> CrazyTux: Going full custom is what my default position is on almost everything
<2> libraries might be faster, but you have to find them, learn them, and make sure they really do what you want
<0> CrazyTux: However when you really truly need to build a very advanced webapp, and you need a LARGE swath of browser support, I'd advise using libs fro 'some' thing
<6> Woosta: I thought I'd just use Prototype instead of MochiKit despite it being highly impressive because I didn't want the extras that mochikit provided
<6> a week later, I've rewritten my stuff to work with mochikit, and am now using a stripped down version of it :P
<0> CrazyTux: For example I use YAHOO's async request object because then I don't have to worry about all the little things different browsers do differently ;)
<1> Sembiance, yea.
<0> CrazyTux: Plus I use the lib where I want more flexibility. Such as easier event handling (being able to subscribe to a single event with multiple functions, and being able to have a custom variable p***ed, being able to subscribe an event to an object even before it's on the page, etc)
<0> CrazyTux: However I don't use any of YAHOO's pre-built widgets or anything
<1> Sembiance, you kind of threw me for a loop with that event handling info ^
<0> CrazyTux: However if you have *time* then the 100% code your own thing is a great learning experience


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