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<0> heeit
<0> Ober: should also check out mawk, it's faster than gawk by a lot. (If speed counts). gawk of course has a ton more features.
<1> Neither are The One True awk.
<0> yeah
<2> tag: Hej.
<0> pr3d4t0r: sup cheif?
<2> tag: Q. Who is this character uniplex?
<2> tag: He's got a bug up his arse because you made me an op here :\
<0> Yes
<0> he's always had a bug up his ***
<0> apparently he's an op in #bash
<0> like I could give a ****
<0> hes also either very young or simply acts very young
<2> tag: Ah.
<2> tag: I was just curious about what was up.
<2> tag: Cool, thanks.



<2> tag: How are you doing otherwise?
<0> he likes to talk alot of smack, be less than helpful, and demand ops
<0> I'm doing ok, I got gl***es which is both nice (seeing things is good) and blows (gl***es...bah)
<2> tag: HeH. Yeah, that's more or less him.
<2> tag: Someone should tell him that the fastest way to get ops in a channel is by *not* asking for it :)
<2> tag: HeH.
<2> tag: Can you get away with not wearing them when you aren't at the computer?
<0> according to him
<2> tag: That's the only thing I wear mine for.
<0> oops I was scrolled up
<0> yeah
<0> I only need them for working reallyt
<2> tag: Cool.
<0> I've lived without them so far. I p***ed the driving eye test thing the other day
<2> tag: I'm getting my eyes done this year, if they can correct them with Lasik.
<0> it's just smaller things are slightly fuzy, my sight is pretty mild
<2> tag: Nice.
<2> tag: How old are you?
<0> 24
<2> tag: Ah, nice.
<2> tag: I didn't realize that I needed gl***es until I was 30.
<2> tag: And I didn't buy them until I was 31 ;)
<0> yeah
<0> I realized I needed them last year
<0> bought some yesterday
<0> after getting a prescription of course
<2> tag: Nice and elegant, or did you go for a retro look?
<2> tag: I discovered I needed mine in the ring.
<2> tag: My opponents were sneaking in too many right hooks to the side of my head.
<0> clean square-ish semi-rimless...made by burberry
<2> tag: Once I figured that out I learned to watch for them and slide my hands up a bit higher.
<2> tag: . o O o .
<2> tag: Those sound *nice*.
<0> http://item.express.ebay.com/Health-Beauty_Personal-Care_Vision-Care_BURBERRY-EYEGL***ES-MOD-9453-SUNGL***ES-AUTHENTIC_W0QQitemZ190075794056QQihZ009QQptdnZVisionQ20CareQQddnZHealthQ20Q26Q20BeautyQQadnZPersonalQ20CareQQcmdZExpressItem
<0> those
<0> except black
<0> reflection is so fun
<2> tag: Nice.
<0> I'm starting to side with brendan eich on that
<2> tag: I wear perfectly round, rimless gl***es by Silhouette.
<2> tag: And at home I have a pair of Stetson rectangular titanium.
<0> most of the rimless frames I found had too much visible hardware
<0> like, it was rimless, but there were huge bolts through them that you could see
<2> tag: Try the Silhouette's. That's why they're called that.
<0> they still have the same thing going on
<0> I guess I expect too much ;-)
<0> I'm fine with these
<0> I only wear 'em around the house and the office anyway
<2> tag: http://eugeneciurana.com/galereya/view_photo.php?set_albumName=Kog-and-pr3d4t0r-chatting-on-IRC&id=IMG_0809
<2> tag: The lenses are large enough that there is no hardware on the way.
<2> tag: And the whole thing is so thin you cannot register them in the first place.
<0> I see
<0> that seems fairly practical
<0> I can see my gl***es, it's kind of annoying
<0> my phone is not kicking *** right now.
<2> tag: HeH.
<2> tag: When you got rimless, you can ask them to make the gl*** as big as you want :)
<0> sure but I have this sense of fasion that interferes with my being 100% practial
<0> practical
<0> fashion



<2> tag: I'm a minimalist.
<2> tag: Latest fashions for me always, but very subdued.
<2> tag: Jeans and everything has to be designer or they make my skin itch ;)
<0> interesting
<0> I find not washing my jeans has the same effect
<0> but I'm all for designer jeans, although I have to say I'm routinely disappointed with the quality
<0> I keep ending up with $250 jeans that look awesome but fall apart within a few months
<2> tag: Yeah, the denim is thinner.
<2> tag: But they don't make regular tappered jeans. USians don't seem to like them.
<0> regular tappered jeans are like pleated pants
<0> they fall in the category of things that shouldn't exist.
<0> JNI programming
<0> interesting
<2> tag: HeH.
<0> have you coded for JNI at all?
<2> tag: I can't stand flaring or straight jeans.
<2> tag: Yeah.
<2> tag: I'm not good for coding questions righ tnow, though. I'm high on every drug you can think of.
<0> I see
<0> You could clue me in on how painful it was though
<2> tag: Not too bad once you figure it out.
<2> tag: See if you can limit things to strings and primitives and you'll be dandy.
<0> Only if I can find a clever way to wrap it in an object in java
<0> (since objects are fake anyway, I really don't mind pretending)
<0> bah
<3> moo
<3> jeans ****
<3> i always wear pants with sacks everywhere, or used to
<2> Hello.
<4> Test.
<4> Ah.
<5> Hi is there a slick way for me to cp every other column (or every 3rd or 4th etc) in one flat file to another file? The columns are \t delimited -Thanks!
<1> student1: Yes!
<4> newmanbe: He left.
<1> You should have stayed.
<1> I know.
<4> newmanbe: [11:53:26] =!= student1: No such nick/channel
<1> I know.
<4> Ah, there we go.
<2> newmanbe: I tried to /invite him back :(
<2> newmanbe: No patience.
<1> Such an easy question to answer too!
<2> newmanbe: Yup.
<2> newmanbe: The kind of intro to awk that can make converts with "it's that easy...?"
<2> :\
<2> Hrm... I have a book about OO Perl here... I wonder how much I can get for it on eBay.
<1> Object-oriented design is the Roman numerals of comuting. -Rob Pike
<2> newmanbe: HeH.
<2> newmanbe: I'd make fun of that statement but I have to admit that mr. Pike has all my respects and can probably do procedurally anything that an OO guy can do.
<2> newmanbe: That's not true for most people.
<2> newmanbe: The difference is that Pike and other experienced folks draw separation of concerns in their heads before coding and tend to do a good job at it.
<2> newmanbe: Most people aren't that clever/experienced so they don't.
<2> newmanbe: OO helps enforce that to some degree, but you can see some horrible "OO" code out there that's hopefully fugly.
<2> Er, hopelessly.
<1> (l)unix is features, features, features!
<2> newmanbe: HeH.
<2> newmanbe: OS X is where it's at, baby.
<1> But as Pike and Kernigan told use in "Program Design in the UNIX Environment, that only makes the manual thicker.
<1> Kernighan*
<2> newmanbe: HeH.
<1> Totally Plan 9. :)
<2> newmanbe: Plan 9 would rock if it weren't marred by IP concerns.
<2> Hrm... time for more drugs.
<1> No one told me about any IP concerns.
<1> We're generally unconcerned with such concerns anyway. :-p
<2> Since some of the drugs I have to take every four hours, and some every six, they only overlap at night.
<2> newmanbe: HeH.
<2> newmanbe: I can't be unconcerned about that :(
<2> newmanbe: http://www.theserverside.com/news/thread.tss?thread_id=42818 - this is why :(
<2> newmanbe: Mostly thanks to idiots like those who bought SCO.
<2> newmanbe: There was a time when SCO was a cool company. I used to love their products. I sold Xenix and UNIX from them.
<2> newmanbe: And recommended them, etc.


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