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<0> did you wahc your hands?
<0> wash
<1> no
<0> k
<1> didnt really jizz on my hands
<1> so its ok
<2> thats a quicky
<3> hi imhotep
<2> u used an apple?
<1> around 5 mins
<1> not too bad
<1> hello dkey
<2> i use a watermelon
<1> i just used lotion
<2> dig a hole in it
<1> lol
<1> i didnt do that
<2> feels alright
<1> thats too advanced for me
<2> kind cold
<2> microwave it
<2> then it feels moist and warm
<0> i use my sister
<1> cool
<3> nice
<1> u guys are hardcore
<2> even better
<0> haha jk
<3> is she hot?
<0> hotter than your watermelonm
<2> dont matter
<2> as long as she got 3 holes
<2> your fingers in 2
<3> nice nice
<3> 3 holes lol
<2> warm moist soft holes are expensive
<1> u can always get a fleshlight
<2> yeah expensive
<0> you can sit on your hand until it gets numb.. give yourself a stranger
<1> not that expensive
<2> i just use my watermelon
<1> thats cool
<1> i've heard good reviews on taking a sandwich bag and putting some smoked salmon inside then put some lotion on the salmon
<1> and just work from there
<1> since the smoked salmon is soft
<2> ouch the ****ing fish has bones
<1> nah
<1> u can buy slices of smoked salmon w/o bones
<2> haha imagine a **** with fishbones
<2> sweet
<1> or u can a string/rope/etc and tie the arm ur using to jack off with so it cuts off the blood circulation and ur arm goes numb so it feels like someone else is giving you a hand job
<1> that works too
<2> ok how about something cheaper, like chicken meat
<1> that is cheap
<1> u dont have to really buy anything
<2> how did you do it
<2> i like astroglide
<2> otherwise my **** hurts
<1> i just used my belt
<2> my urethra
<4> what do you think of them using a closed roof for the eng - port match?
<2> hurts after
<4> why not let them play in the sun?
<1> the sun is evil
<2> anyone of you hurts when peeing after fapfapfap
<1> heat = bad
<1> yes dell, sometimes
<1> sometimes i piss in 2-3 directions
<5> wuz
<1> piss goes all over the place
<2> how that happen
<4> imho: yes, but it's natural environment for football
<2> i hate when it hurts
<6> Enland is going to lose
<7> how about fillin hash in a thermos flask and **** it :D
<1> lol amen
<7> :D
<1> never tried that
<7> we call it "trucker vagina" in germany
<1> lol
<7> fernfahrervotze
<1> good one
<8> me hungee
<2> high heels turn me on
<2> big time
<1> i like smoking weed
<2> even fugly bitches i can**** with high heels
<2> and nice legs
<7> ok, u culd try to fill hash in high heels too
<7> :P
<9> arg choked on penalties
<1> someone needs to speed up the time
<2> but they can still **** some german hookers tonigh
<3> nah
<4> manch: yeah, easier to choke with everyone booing you though, huge psychological advantage to germany in a PK shootout
<3> they are on the plane home
<9> it was such a boring ****ing game though
<1> argentina being out saddens me
<6> are you blind?
<6> that was one of the best games so far.
<2> heh that german keeper got a list of everyone arg team kicker's tendencies
<9> frame, what?
<2> so ****
<2> i saw the coach hand it to him
<2> that was the secret weapon
<3> the piece of paper?
<2> yeah
<2> that was gold
<2> cheat sheet
<4> dellist: doesnt suprise me the germans will analyze things to death
<1> great strat
<9> that was one of the most boring games to date...both sides cautious until 2nd half and then only a couple of shots on goal, 2 nice goals, i agree, but besides that a boring game
<10> hello
<2> they won with brains
<3> yeah it says there if ger wins he will get a bj from 5 fat girls
<2> lol
<6> I guess you are blind.
<6> ****s for you.
<2> ****ing arg ****s dont have brains
<9> frame, you don't know the game
<10> England 0 - Portugal 0 (120 mins), P.Kick (5-4) Portugal win
<6> At least i can see the game.
<6> I don't know what the hell you watched.
<1> u guys should just fight
<9> frame, i saw a boring game, maybe you think penalty shootouts are fun to watcfh
<6> I saw germany score late in the game to tie it up and send it into overtime.
<6> and i saw them playing fierce until the pks
<6> which was all very entertaining.
<9> i didn't watch the OT, just the first 90
<4> arg lost because they didn't fight for a second goal, they scored and then just sat back and let germany come at them, until germany equalised and then argentina started fighting again. That is no way to win big matches
<9> first 90 was a sleeper except for the two goals which were very nice
<7> hell i was dieing yesterday becaus of ger:arg
<7> but finally we made it again
<7> :D
<2> stfu cumchucker
<9> so eng or por?
<4> yeah, i hate to see germans victorious
<7> <3 u too dellist
<4> ahh well, come on italy
<9> its good to see germany win, they are host team and germans are happy
<7> well, stop watching the WC then
<9> they won't win it all though
<2> cumchuck dont talk just swallow
<3> eng
<7> yea u stfu, peope like u are too lame 2 talk to
<7> +i fo sure
<9> dkey, i think so too...especially with deco out and so forth
<4> amen: you germans like saying "for sure"
<4> why do you love the "sure" word so much?
<7> ?
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