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<0> smash emm in the head with a crowbar
<1> im nice, i just go yeh right ok whatever you say and walk away
<2> why is your car the wrong one?
<0> while doing it "well I may not know how to do anything else.. but I am beating your *** to death and I will do it right your worthless piece of ****"
<1> cause its a mini and small cars should be driven through the desert
<2> heh
<1> shoudnt hes saying
<2> at least, minis get superior gas mileage, for most part
<1> told him to **** off, i speant 5 1/2 years on the road travelling this country
<2> so you save moola
<0> so why own a mini ... isn't a fredflinstone just as speedy ? ;)
<1> oh but i speant 15 years travelling the world i know more, **** off you pommie git
<2> and go further on one tank
<2> heh
<2> change flatmates :D
<1> you think you know it all until you get stuck in the outback and your ****ed



<0> hahah
<2> indeed
<2> too damned true
<0> then the birds of prey know all
<0> "hrmm I'll pick that chunk of flesh first.. that second..."
<2> you know nothing, that's the truth :P
<1> most people dont know you HAVE TO report to a police station before you drive certain roads around here, and they will expect you to report in when you arrive so they know your not ****ed
<0> haha nice roads
<1> they are 300kms long with nothing on them
<2> oh really?
<1> if you break down your ****ed, im not talking city, im talking when you get out in to middle of australia
<2> aren't there signs saying so?
<0> ****er get pissed off leave ya on one of them roads :s
<3> Ok. sleep is calling. night
<0> night Pavix
<2> sweet dreams, Pavix
<0> Drexxle how long are them roads with the truck trains .. or I think they were called road trains ?
<1> raod trains, i knew a guy that used to drive them from east to west coast
<1> he use to tow 6 trailers
<1> filled with sheep
<0> hehe
<1> im telling you if you see a road train pull over and get off the raod, cause they aint stopping
<0> ya
<1> just let it overtake get out of its way
<0> program I watched.. gave the impression of don't **** with them
<1> man it takes them 1km to slow down
<0> ya
<0> long time to gain .. long time to slow
<2> 1.6 miles to stop?
<2> holy cow, no wonder they won't stop
<1> other way around 1.6k to a mile
<2> oh
<0> hehe
<2> like i said, i **** at math :D
<2> but i got the number itself right
<0> figure how long the "train" is though
<0> it's not too bad :s
<1> but yeh if your doing 80 and its coming up behind you at 110, it cant swurve around you
<0> zoiks
<0> that wouldn't be a pretty mess
<0> those roads the same roads though ?
<0> register before you leave.. when you arrive ?
<1> dude i know, had an accident, truck went off highway into the ditch, 6 trailors of sheep went over the top of the truck, he survived luckily, he was thrown into the foot compartment of the p***enger side, cabin was crushed around him, he walked away with a few scratches killed about 150 sheep
<0> what a sheeping mess
<2> oh yikes :(
<1> yep, if you break down, 150km away from closest town, and the cops expect you within a certain time frame, they will back track to find you
<0> cool..
<0> they running sat tracking on the trucks now ?
<0> iirc they mentioned it was coming for them
<2> nice
<1> dont think so, these are cattle rucks running livestock from one place to another
<0> hrmf
<1> not really the need for full logistics like UPS or fedex
<0> nope
<0> cept unless you are shippin to someoen really hungry
<0> ;)
<1> i would love a semi 26 wheeler licence
<0> no thanks
<1> i love driving
<0> then drive



<0> stop being a computer geek
<0> ;)
<1> work calls for it
<1> unless im painting hehe
<0> get the license.. work calls
<0> ;p
<1> a truck costs 250K+ you be buying a house to run one
<0> yup
<0> however... is there no companies looking for drivers ?
<0> I know here they are constantly looking for normal semi drivers.. I imagine tandoms and tripples are in higher demand for the states here that allow them
<2> companies in the states are always looking for new drivers
<2> who have a CDL
<0> yuppers
<0> cl*** a .. some with haz
<0> depending what the company is... paving companies always like the higher cl***ed drivers
<0> work the spring/summer and a little fall.. collect unemployment the rest
<0> the life of so many seasonal workers
<2> hilarious picture of how to nap :D --> http://dailykitten.com/archives/298-George.html
<0> grrr
<2> hey, i'm trying to make myself sleepy :D
<2> hehe
<0> count backwards from 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
<4> aww
<0> in binary
<2> bleh
<2> i ain't gonna do that
<2> danke Ani
<0> you lost count already didn't ya
<4> oh lord
<4> family guy clip
<2> hehe, guilty
<4> stewie is wearing a t shirt
<4> 'amateur gynecologist'
<2> eeeeeeeek
<1> man im about to go out, i need to get work done, ****er keeps interupting me
<2> :/
<2> can't you go in your room and lock it and turn on music to where it drowns him out?
<1> now he wants me to sit down and talk and eat indian food, im like ive told you twice now, i NEED to work
<1> i am in my room thats the ****ed thing
<2> omg
<1> he will stand at the door and talk through it
<2> put on headphones and turn it on and then ignore him?
<1> yeh tempted to
<1> ****er, i earn 15K for this if i dont get it done im in a world of ****
<4> new headlight for car
<1> did a police man hit it on you
<2> eeps
<4> no... noticed it last night on the way home so went to autozone and grabbed one
<2> write a bill for your ****erflatmate and tell him that if he doesn't shut up then he owes you for this project that didn't get finished in time
<1> lol
<1> i got 7 days to get it in shape to show it to governemnt
<2> yay, made you laff, Drexx :)
<2> i'm gooooooooood ;)
<2> hi, fier
<2> ehh, we're hosting the superbowl even tho the broncos lost to the steelers?
<2> ehh, no, the article says norad is gonna do security at detroit's ford field
<2> ok, that was what mixed me up :P cuz norad's in my area :)
<1> man tonite is just ****ed, now hes going through his money and blaming me for stealing 2 dollar coins out of it
<2> he's drunk
<2> i thikn you better decide tonight's a dead shot, at least until he's gone to bed
<2> or leaves
<2> i gotta remember it's day over there :)
<1> 9pm
<1> he wont go to bed till after 12
<2> oh, it is night there now
<2> that ****s
<1> im gonna go out, if he gives me one more reason
<2> good idea
<2> i'm off to try to sleep :)
<1> im going out :(
<1> and im gonna move this month **** putting up with this **** continually


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