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<0> hey i need to learn access by monday. I got the access ebook but reading about it is a different story. Can anyone suggest a site or something?
<1> haha
<1> what the hell did you get yourself into?
<2> depends on how much you need to know frankrizz
<0> how do to reports and queries
<1> did you promise someone you could do it and now you need to learn it real quick?
<0> how much harder then excell can it be
<1> hehe
<3> it is fairly easy
<3> did you get a book with lessons?
<3> is this access 2003?
<3> if you aren't having to design databases then you should be ok
<3> just building reports and making them pretty is fairly easy
<0> not really sure they just said after the interview that id be doing a test on monday
<1> uh oh
<0> i got Step By Step Ms Office Access 2003 (Microsoft Press).pdf
<3> there you go
<0> ya but thats not really hands on
<1> fire it up and get busy then
<1> build a fake database and get started
<1> make something up
<2> yeah quit talking to us hehe
<1> you could do like a address/phone book of all your friends adn build a database
<1> or you could do an inventory of your kitchen and create a database
<3> hi serena
<2> hiya {wolfy}_ :) how's it going?
<1> ?? sol
<3> i already got drunk and p***ed out and woke up
<3> now i am bored
<4> good day to stay inside . to damn hot outside
<2> lol you've got a long weekend ahead of you {wolfy}_
<1> we just got back from the movies...say fast and furious tokyo
<2> i'm just going to stay inside today
<5> do a data base of all your porn
<2> i went to get groceries and almost p***ed out
<4> get drunk again wolfy
<6> whats that app called to store/ keep track of p***words... p***word corel?
<3> excel
<5> im old fahsion i use pencil and paper
<7> you skull thing on top of your body has a memory bank
<7> i think
<4> strange vhost
<8> hey what if i lost the X
<8> XP cd
<8> but i still have the code
<8> can i just use any xp cd and MY code?
<4> try it
<8> for some reason i think not...like if i try to use a xp with sp2 built in it might not work...
<8> i think i did it before
<8> if the whole thing is protected by a code and activation why dont M$ let you put in your code online and re-download a copy of your xp cd...
<8> wtf am i suposed to do...borrow a friends xp cd and copy it? thats retarded
<3> well
<3> there are several types of XP CD
<3> you have to have the right type
<4> download your self a copy of linux or bsd
<3> like OEM, VOL, STD, whatever
<4> its free and no liscense needed
<9> llalalala
<8> wolfy
<8> OEM is like for compaq, dell etc... whats VOL
<8> STD is standard? probly looking for that..
<3> volume licensing
<8> oh yea
<8> so just 3 types?
<8> i need STD then
<8> that sounded wrong
<3> there may be a torrent
<10> when dealing with licensing, it's best to have a licensing consultant help ya
<10> that is, if you are going about it legitly
<8> well i have a legit code here...
<8> which CD i use shouldnt break any rules...right?
<10> anyone here used GFI MailArchiver?
<2> what's a licensing consultant?
<8> someone who consults people about licensing?
<2> well one would hope
<10> a software licensing specialist at a vendor.
<2> how does one get to a licensing consultant?
<2> if it's a vendor then s/he will only be interested in selling you another copy of windows
<2> or it seems that way
<10> usually you call the vendor, you say you want to speak to someone in the volume licensing dept
<2> oh ok
<8> wlel im not going to do that
<10> hence, the whole thing about going about licensing legitly.
<2> it would seem to me macntrash that you'd need the same type of cd that you had originally
<8> yep
<8> i dont want to download a torrent because it will be a "cracked" version of xp...
<2> did you get your copy with your computer through a vendor? like.. dell, compaq, gateway?
<8> or well maybe they say its like "original untouched xp cd image" then id download it
<8> and to me, that should be legally availiable for download because i cant do anything with it without activating it with microsoft with the legitimate code that i do have anyway...
<2> of course you know to trust everything you read on the internet ;)
<2> if it says "original untouched XP cd" on the torrent, it's probably porn
<8> hahah
<2> hehe
<8> then id dl it
<8> nah this is a plain STD xp cd that i need...its like a custom built computer, no OEM
<2> then you're looking for STD (sorry, had to say it for myself ;)
<1> STD knoppix cd rocks
<9> better disable your anti-trojan software...if you want a STD
<8> HA HA
<8> u all know very well that the chances of anyone in this room getting a STD are around 0...and why???
<9> cause we are geeks
<8> nerds dont bone
<8> hahaha
<8> i do tho...i better watch out
<8> ;)
<9> have phun when yer penis falls off
<8> hahahaha oh man so true
<8> i laughed so hard just then my penis did fall off
<8> ok anyway i gotta go get that STD brb
<9> lol
<9> this is bash material
<2> what are you talking about? geeks get laid.
<9> yah ...i think we are aware of this truth :P
<8> yea i know i was just being stereotypical
<8> check the description for this torrent:
<8> all windows versions ever made plus all extra materials like internet explorer and service packs.
<8> includes dos, win 3.11 and older, win 95,98,me win nt 4 and older nt. win 2000pro, xp pro, home win 2000/2003 server adw,datacenter, web, u name it. and plus packs for 95,98,me and all service packs for all nt versions.
<8> and internet explorer 1-6. directx 3-9.0b msn messenger 1-6.
<8> all cd keys needed are listed in an nfo file on the dvd.
<9> 13kb file?
<9> :P
<8> its 7gb or somethign
<2> that's some compression hehe
<9> how many seeds...0 ?
<8> 0 seeds 7 leechers
<9> if i ever see win 3.11 again...i'll jump off my computer desk...the high part of it
<8> ALL WINDOWS DVD
<9> where the printer is
<2> hey win 3.11 was cool, so long as you didn't touch it
<8> wouldnt it be a funny practical joke then, if someone installed win3.11 on your computer when you werent looking?
<2> it would be since i use a powerbook
<3> just change the interface from EXPLORER to PROGMAN
<2> lol that would be *great* {wolfy}_
<1> apparently he is the only one who thinks he gets laid :P
<8> yeah but everyone kows that trick...so they would just get out of it...
<8> when they try to get out of real win3.11 the real joke will set in
<3> i used to have to do that when i upgraded people from 3.11 to 95 or nt
<2> yup, i remember doing that back when 95 started to become prevalent
<9> the BSOD screensaver from winternals is my fav....we did it to our IT head once...he like rebooted his computer like 4 times before we told him...right before he was gonna go into safe mode
<8> u guys are 0ldsch00l
<9> our boss wasn';t too bright
<2> i fell for one of those once :/
<3> yeah i had that as my screensaver, but BADMINS would wander by and reboot it for me
<8> hhehehe BSOD screensaver
<3> crash my puter to help me out
<2> so helpful
<8> but doesnt it just go away if you move the mouse?
<3> if you hold the power button in too
<9> thats the "IT Promise! TM", give ppl ****
<3> it goes right away
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