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<0> i'll hit the old x..
<1> o.O
<2> :-D LOL :-D
<3> <-- ****in hammered
<3> :
<1> <-- wishes he was hammered
<1> <-- still at work
<4> ouch
<3> ha ha ha!
<4> gotta love exchange migrations..
<5> no we don't.
<5> we must hate them
<5> p***ionately
<5> with vim and vigor
<4> heh



<4> i thought my sarcasm was obvious
<5> it was, but i like using the phrase "vim and vigor". it's fun.
<4> i just made my first big purchase as the IT manager at our company
<4> makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
<5> whatdja get?
<4> fortinet network security appliance
<5> URL?
<4> www.fortinet.com
<4> we bought the 100a and the logging appliance.
<5> the antivirus and the IPS?
<4> lemme get the direct url
<5> ah, i see them now. their site is laid out pretty weird
<4> http://www.fortinet.com/doc/FGT100ADS.pdf
<4> all asic based..
<5> looks pretty cool. like a scaled-down version of the TippingPoint device
<5> looks like it could be used for good or evil, though. ;)
<4> tippingpoint is way too expensive.
<5> 200,000 concurrent connections. nice.
<5> yeah, well, tippingpoint is for when you need 1Gb throughput. pretty high end
<4> heh we barely use our t1
<5> yeah. according to this spec sheet, even with the antivirus enabled, the 100A still does 8Mb.
<1> s-fury: I just put through an order for $22k for a client, another $50k in hardware for another next week
<5> all for a 60W device. less than a light bulb. not bad.
<4> 50k. that's about our budget for the year lol
<5> well, i gotta tell ya, that looks like a pretty slick little devices, if it does what it claims.
<4> they are. we demoed it for a month and a half.
<5> based on our experience with the TippingPoint and some other similar security devices, I recommend turning everything off, though.
<6> hey is there a program that defrags single files ?
<5> synok: xcopy
<6> that's already built in winxp ?
<5> yup
<7> somethin strange started happening on the other computer
<7> when i type m i get nm when i type p i get /p and M and P dont work at all
<7> restarted and its still messed up
<7> what the hell is this?
<8> too many porn downloads!!!!'
<9> replace the kb
<7> ****]
<5> keyboard mapping screwed up
<7> it just started randomly
<7> how would that happen
<9> use this kb on the other pc
<8> _io_ it's man made it will break
<7> this is a laptop
<7> this is some bull****
<4> power cycle the laptop
<7> i mean thats what im on
<7> to be able to type correctly
<7> running a virus scan first
<9> spyware probablu
<9> ?? housecall
<7> yeah
<7> thats what im runnin
<7> if it dont find anything i dont know
<7> i got a keyboard around somewhere
<7> pieces of ****
<5> mine are plastic and circuitry.
<7> hmm
<7> i think it is ****ed



<7> the lights for caps lock and numlock dont come on
<7> goddamn microsoft ergonomic garbage
<9> thought u said it was a laptop kb
<7> thats what im on now
<9> so the ms keyboard on the workstation is screwed up
<4> you won't believe what a fracked keyboard can do
<4> i had a kvm switch that hated an ms office keyboard.. when copying/pasting and drag/dropping - went all over the place.
<4> replaced it with a standard keyboard.. no issue
<7> heh
<10> hey fellas
<11> hello
<12> .
<13> can someone help me with this damn bios flash
<12> well
<12> it is hard to day
<12> you could be a coplete ****ing retard
<12> in which case no
<12> i would not want top open that can of worms
<13> here is the scoop
<13> this mobo evidently is not compatible with a pentium d
<13> so im trying to flash this bios
<13> but I need a bootdisk to run the exe
<13> that will flash it
<12> www.bootdisk.com
<13> I made an xp bootdisk on a floppy but it couldnt read it
<13> kinda funky
<12> well
<12> go make a win98 bootdisk
<13> I dont really need anything OS specific cuz there is nothing on the drive
<12> well you are kind of off
<12> boot disk to flash the bios has nothing to do with the drive
<13> wolfy.. when I tried to boot off the floppy I got an error saying it couldnt not read the boot disk
<13> so can I make a win98 OEM boot disk just to get to a command prompt?
<13> so I can run this damn flasher exe
<12> well
<14> hey I unninstalled Linux... and I want to restore Windows bootloader to MBR... how do I do that?
<12> go to www.bootdisk.com and click **** and read ****
<15> clearly you are in over your head
<12> clearly i can see your nuts
<14> what should I do?
<15> fixmbr
<13> quittt.... boot with windows cd... choose R to repair
<14> Wimpie fix mbr where?
<13> choose 1 for c:windows
<13> then when you are at the prompt type fixmbr
<12> well he would have to have a windows installation on the hard drive first right?
<13> well if he altered the bootloader heprobably dual booted
<12> i think you should edit /etc/lilo.conf
<12> then run lilo
<13> so wolfy.. will a win98 boot cd just give me a prompt to flash the bios.....
<13> guh I hate floppys
<12> www.ubcd.com
<12> that will give you some options
<12> wimpie is my mom
<15> six feet o' cawk and a bucket o' balls and you call me mom
<13> ****in floppys
<13> this is the worst tech ever
<13> is there a way to do a boot off a flash drive or something?
<12> wimpie has enough hair on his *** to weave an indian blanket
<16> anyone home?
<1> na
<17> http://zero.hastypastry.net/dojo/showthread.php?p=35820#post35820
<18> is there any good rootkit detection tool for windows
<19> hi anyone familiar with cool edit pro software here?
<19> need some help regarding cool edit pro
<20> how can i kill a process when i keep getting access denied
<20> is there a way to kill it as administrator or something
<20> task manager cant do it
<19> when task manager pops up, wat is says?
<20> access denied
<19> hmm
<19> u have locked administration rights?
<20> no


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