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<0> heh koom said that was too hard to get up
<1> not hard
<1> just im getting wierd *** has error
<1> *hash
<0> hmm
<1> indexmaker --output=/var/www/mrtg/index.html /etc/mrtg/216.171.237.69.cfg
<1> Use of uninitialized value in hash element at /usr/bin/indexmaker line 340.
<0> hmm very odd
<0> too bad Im not a programmer
<1> me either
<0> google newsgroups :)
<2> fan****ingtastic my ftp server is dead
<2> im going to make me some soup
<0> Webbie: http://www.linuxhomenetworking.com/linux-hn/mrtg.htm
<0> try that
<0> roto: can u fix it?
<1> i used that also
<2> no, i pay people to fix it before i find out its broken
<0> hmm
<0> roto: good :)
<0> I had the line 340 problem and I used snmp v1 instead of snmp v2 in the configmaker command:
<0> /usr/bin/cfgmaker --global 'WorkDir: /var/www/mrtg' --global 'Options[_]: bits' --global 'IconDir: icons' --snmp-options=:::::1 --output /etc/mrtg/mrtg.cfg public@xx.xx.xx.xx
<0> what about that Webbie?
<1> yep
<1> tried that also
<2> xp99: that last pic of me is freaking scary. stupid camera
<1> meh i wanna see
<2> all you can see is my big*** nose
<0> are u using the mrtg that came with the distro?
<0> lol
<3> why do you want to use mrtg anyway ?
<0> the result is l33t
<0> :D
<4> ;-))
<1> haha nice
<2> chicks making out is always fun
<1> anyweb cuz, i wanted to see how much traffic this torrent site im hosting
<1> yeh
<3> well you could use webalizer for that i guess
<1> i love going this 1 strip club there's always girl on girl action
<2> webalizer rocks
<3> or stick a smoothwall as a firewall/it has mrtg built in and more
<1> ****en sweet!
<2> Webbie: haha word
<3> http://linux-noob.com/usage
<2> Webbie: we were ****ing singing karaoke and downing beer and shots like mad.
<1> hehe auth anyweb
<0> gimme login
<2> login: bill p***: gates
<1> heh
<2> my website is too nerdy. i need naked chicks on there.
<2> oh well maybe tomorrow. time for soup
<0> later roto
<1> ya i used webalizer when i had cpanel on the machines
<2> peace xp99
<2> goodnight
<3> webalizer was easy to setup
<0> nite roto :)
<1> ya
<1> very
<1> night RoachClip
<1> ****
<0> does webalizer work on windows too?
<1> roto
<1> heh
<2> haha, night Webbster
<0> anyweb?
<1> damn it
<1> what port does snmp use
<3> xp99 dunno i only use linux to serve websites
<3> http://www.linux-noob.com/screenshots/smoothwall/3/smoothie%20(15).html
<5> <deadcat> Phated: http://gblrk.dvc.edu/~fa05a18/ 3 .avi files...
<5> <Phated> PORN? :D
<5> <deadcat> better than porn (=
<0> O.o
<0> whats better then pr0n?
<3> actually webbie look aat this http://www.linux-noob.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1913
<1> ya i was just looking at that
<0> now that is some serious eye candy
<1> what the
<1> smoothwall-2.0.iso
<1> heh
<3> !google smoothwall 3
<4> http://www.mybroadband.co.za/vb/archive/index.php/t-30860.html
<3> http://www.linux-noob.com/review/smoothwall/3/
<6> tell me something, if i have windows OS eg; windows xp pro 64, on a usb harddrive. how can i load windows from it when there is nothing on the harddrive in the computer? is there a way to get 'dos' to see the usb drive
<6> ?
<7> !google install+xp+from+usb+device
<4> http://www.usbman.com/winxpusbguide.htm
<6> ta
<6> but thats for winme.. :S
<6> hmmm wat to do
<8> just finished brokeback mountain
<9> do you feel gay yet?
<8> no
<8> us adults can handle the adult subject matters in the film w/o having to stereotype it
<10> DJ^Dan, to boot from an usb-hdd, usb-stick or usb-flashdrive, your bios/mainboard needs to support that
<10> if you can't set your bios to boot from usb, check for a bios update
<10> if none is available, you are out of luck and need another pc
<6> oh i see. dont think it can maybe its auto.... its a new computer
<6> noworries....
<6> if not i get bootdisk with usb support. thanx neway
<10> why not just boot xp from cd?
<10> this would work with almost every pc nowadays
<6> cause problems with xp pro... loading
<6> so i load 64bit version
<6> neway gtg.. thanx.
<11> would anybody know if there is a way to test you laptop's clock battery life from within windows because I think something is wrong with it... evey so often when I turn windows back on I have to change time but it appears correct in bios
<12> Well after pulling my mouse apart it's now working :D yay lol :D
<13> bye from the island of Gran Canaria in Canary islands (Spain)
<14> Dont worry, im not a spammer
<14> I just have windows problems so i am unable to run mirc
<14> appearently, Windows doesnt know what lnk and exe files are... so i couldnt run mirc :) ff was just dumb luck...
<7> hey schnapps
<7> nevermind
<15> my God, that's the gayest website I've ever seen
<15> morning all
<16> visiting those gay websites again? tsk tsk
<17> heh that site is still around?
<18> ;/
<17> http://sunshineday.ytmnd.com/
<18> rofl
<7> np
<19> soup pupils
<18> [n][p]
<19> sup Janger
<18> word up homie
<20> uu
<20> mste man betala kravgift fr att f csn
<20> wrong channel
<3> the answer is yes
<21> that was cheesy
<19> mmm swiss
<21> i have some swiss upstairs
<21> and some monterey jack
<22> mmmm, swiss
<22> though actually right now I want a block of colby to make grilled cheese sammiches
<21> mm that'd be good
<22> indeed, had some leftover colby last month and tried it, and made a great sandwich, so want it again now
<15> hmmm
<21> hmmm.
<15> I wonder if there is any good cheese porn
<21> ew
<15> serious note
<15> we have a San Francisco Steak house here
<15> when you go there, you get an enormous block of cheese on the table and some bread
<15> omg it's good
<18> sounds good
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