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<0> omg someone jsut told me a joke and it's bad, but funny
<1> that is more than "like" a helpdesk
<1> ^-Lord-^ knock knock
<0> who's there
<1> dorris
<0> dorris who
<1> dorris shut
<1> looool
<2> lol
<2> wtf
<0> the only part of that that was funny was him going off on it like it was hilarious
<1> now your joke doesnt look so bad does it :)
<0> no dude.. it's a bit racial
<3> Mamkind: i don't run a helpdesk thank you
<3> my techs do that for me
<3> ;)



<1> port why are you taking support calls ?
<3> bc people are CALLING me
<3> like im the one to talk to
<4> It makes you...horny. :f
<3> wtf die
<3> oy!
<3> phone
<3> brb
<1> lol
<2> LOL
<1> helpdesk
<3> NO I DONT WANT UR ****TY SERVICE!
<3> god dammit
<3> always trying to sell me something
<3> non stop
<2> shlomos torah cleaning service?
<3> no
<3> its yankee's OEM software
<3> VERY SHADY
<3> :)
<2> wtf
<3> hmm now i can't remember what i had to do..
<4> Can you hear me?
<3> die
<4> Hahaha. =p
<2> no
<5> my video card runs really hot and makes my games crash so i want to get a fan or something
<1> check airflow in your case
<5> how do u check that
<5> i have a fan on the side...
<3> i need to throw out 4 servers
<3> 3.2ghz xeon's
<3> 1gb ram
<0> throw them this way
<5> do u need a rear fan?
<3> i hate them
<2> man those ****s are old
<2> what models are they
<3> 4U
<3> custom
<3> nig
<3> they run so hot
<3> <3 dell
<0> I need two servers for my albuquerque office
<2> ew
<2> **** dells
<3> dell is really amazing when it comes to simplicity and airflow
<3> nah
<3> dude they are good
<2> i got screwed by a old *** dell server last week
<2> old poweredge 2500
<0> you got screwed in your old ***?
<2> my jobs all hp now
<3> you did mention keyword
<3> OLD
<2> lol
<3> we have 3 year onsite warranty
<3> 4 hour response
<2> nice
<3> 24x7



<2> ya thats what we have with hp
<2> that was the ONLY dell we had
<3> so no complaints
<2> so no warranty
<3> haha
<2> thats on a dl380 now
<3> ew
<0> I have instant support on my dells
<3> we have the poweredge 2850s
<0> no wait
<3> me 2
<2> dude, that 2u dl380 was lighter than that old one
<3> not a bad server
<3> at all
<3> only 2U
<2> never had a bad hp either
<6> proliants are ***y
<2> one time i thought i did
<2> but the processor got loose from shipping
<6> I've had lots of bad hps, but they were netservers, not proliants
<0> proliants are good servers
<2> usually the vendor sends all seperate
<2> ya
<1> building out a dl380 as we speak :)
<3> proliants are teh shiznit
<2> and the blades locl ***
<3> expensive as well
<2> *kick ***
<2> dude
<2> expensive?
<6> LOCL!
<2> every server i buy is like 8-11k
<3> LOL
<3> LOCL!
<2> LOCL
<6> proliants cost more than dells, but less than ibms
<2> man
<6> at least with every one I've priced out for last few years
<2> ibms ****
<2> we got ibms as loanars from a vendor
<3> bofh` how much do u pay for ur 2850's?
<3> poweredge
<2> proprietary ****in keyboard
<3> i ****ing JEW them at dell lol
<6> pbffft, i don't buy dells, they ****
<3> what
<3> no they don't ****
<6> uh, huh bd? we use ibms here, an hell if I've seen a proprietary keyboard
<3> ur just jealous and u have a small penis
<6> even the rs/6000 power pc system uses a regular ps/2 keyboard
<2> LOL
<2> nah
<2> it was some xserver
<2> and it didnt have ps/2
<2> it had proprietary connectors
<7> anyone know any decent movies that came out recently?
<2> that the vendor didnt ave
<6> I have an xseries downstairs too, regular ps2
<6> underworld evolution, square
<2> and he had to pick up from another warehouse in atlanta
<7> ooh yeah
<7> wonder if i can find that
<6> think it actuallly comes out this friday, but not sure
<7> nope :(
<6> tnt still had an "exclusive preview" yesterday or saturday, so makes me think it's not actually out yet
<7> its not out yet
<6> get hoodwinked then
<7> what type of film?
<0> hoodwinked was a cute movie
<6> animated. funny
<0> the squirrel was HILARIOUS
<7> heh
<6> haven't actually seen it. :) I'm just pretending to know what I'm talking about
<0> it's a whodunnit


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