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<Shadowc4t> yo momma's so fat they use her as a 747 jet engine intake cover
<redhook> yo momma so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
<redhook> yo momma so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about her
<redhook> yo momma so hairy, when I took her to the zoo the gorillas went ape **** thinking I had stole one of their babies...
<redhook> yo momma so nasty I had cyber *** with her and she gave me a virus
<redhook> Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Super ***y Desktop SpaceBabe (http://www.oska.com/kahli.php?id=868372)...cheap, dirty and you can play with her for hours.........
<redhook> Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
<redhook> MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
<square|> lol
<redhook> Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"
<redhook> Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
<redhook> Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
<redhook> yo momma so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
<redhook> me..."
<redhook> Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
<square|> um, ok.. i think thats enough :;p
<redhook> yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder
<square|> haha
<square|> ok i lied
<square|> carry on
<square|> :D
<redhook> Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
<square|> um, you're mcdonalds' are quick?
<redhook> !quick yole
<square|> wish ours were
<redhook> ohh, didnt see the other one leave
<square|> lol
<square|> norty you!
<redhook> yo momma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
<redhook> yo momma so stupid she put a peep hole in a gl*** door
<square|> heh
<redhook> yo momma like nascar - four rubbers and shes ready to ride.
<square|> oh dude
<square|> thats sick
<redhook> heh
<redhook> yo momma so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
<redhook> yo momma so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous
<redhook> yo momma is so slutty I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid
<redhook> yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
<ro1> how do i run a process in the background from the command prompt of windows xp?
<redhook> yo momma so fat she shoved a battery up her *** and yelled "I got the Power!"
<redhook> ?? service
<CyberGeek> service == <not Defined>
<redhook> ?? services
<CyberGeek> services == start > run > services.msc | See http://www.dead-eye.net/WinXP%20Services.htm | http://www.beemerworld.com/tips/servicesxp.htm | http://majorgeeks.com/page.php?id=12
<square|> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/08/stone_software_pirates/
<square|> lol
<square|> wtf
<redhook> yo momma so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!
<ro1> how can i do something like this: command >logfile 2>&1 &
<ro1> from the command prompt?
<redhook> you should install cygwin
<redhook> ?? cygwin
<Shadowc4t> wtf?
<CyberGeek> cygwin == Cygwin is a linux API for Win32. Get it at http://www.cygwin.com
<redhook> you'll get bash
<Shadowc4t> windows cmd doesn't understand the concept of &
<redhook> cmd is pretty dumb really
<ro1> is there any hope of running a process in the background then?
<redhook> install cygwin
<ro1> is cygwin free?
<redhook> yes
<ro1> i'll look into it, later, thanks
<Shadowc4t> I don't think you understand the windows process model
<Shadowc4t> the process you run in the foreground is the one that has windows focus
<redhook> yo momma so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals
<Shadowc4t> all other processes run in the background
<ro1> well, when i run a process, it's always in the foreground, when in command prompt. i'm trying to get that command into the background from that same command prompt
<redhook> yo momma like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts
<Shadowc4t> I already TOLD you ro1
<Shadowc4t> you apparently don't understand how the windows process model works
<redhook> yo momma like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers..
<Shadowc4t> everytime you run a gui process in cmd it spawns a new thread
<ro1> i don't know how the windows process model works. that's why i need a little help. :)
<Shadowc4t> as for batch scripts, no there's no way to background them
<Shadowc4t> open up another cmd session if it gets stuck
<ro1> i was hoping against that, because it seems so clumsy to do that. thanks.
<redhook> yo momma so ghetto she washes paper plates
<Shadowc4t> this isn't konsole /gnome-terminal
<redhook> like I said, install cygwin and you'll have bash
<ro1> will that handle all processes under windows?
<Shadowc4t> no
<ro1> i need a compelling reason to install cygwin, because it will take time.
<redhook> you dont have to install the whole thing
<redhook> you can install just bash if you want
<ro1> getting born again shell isn't enough of a reason
<redhook> well if you're trying to do things the *nix way its worth installing
<ro1> i am...
<redhook> yo momma such a bitch, she interned for Clinton
<ro1> i'm afraid of it being a memory hog, cygwin
<redhook> its not
<redhook> yo momma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money
<redhook> yo momma got more crack than Harlem
<ro1> the info on http://www.cygwin.com/ tells me i don't need cygwin for now, thanks for the tip though
<redhook> The Dept. of Justice went ahead and filed to dismiss the cl***-action wiretap/data-mine suit against AT&T, claiming it is protecting state secrets. - http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/004659.php
<redhook> We are willingly giving up freedom for safety, is that safe? Cameras are everywhere growing at an alarming rate, phone conversations are monitored, and personal information is gathered & linked to various data bases. "We're moving in the direction of having the government turn us into a society that's under constant surveillance"
<redhook> http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0513privacy-ON.html
<Darryl> isn't that how nazi germany started out?
<redhook> Why Qwest Hung Up On NSA - http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/12/politics/main1616326.shtml
<redhook> Darryl: yes
<Darryl> man.. it takes a long time to copy 100 songs to a phone
<Darryl> worse thing is I have to do it all over again when it's finished
<redhook> roto too
<roto> nice
<roto> im hungry, make me a sandiwch
<ro1> yes?
<roto> shut it
<ro1> ok
<arooni> hey everyone
<arooni> i have a vpn issue, can someone help me with this?
<redhook> ?? vpn
<CyberGeek> vpn == Some stuff on setting up XP as VPN server is here http://www.windowsxpuser.com/features/tc-vpnsetup.shtml
<arooni> cybergeek: i have already set up the vpn on the server and the client, and when both computers were on the same network it worked great
<CyberGeek> arooni: Anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container.
<redhook> dont talk to the bot, it'll give you stupid answers
<redhook> CyberGeek: you're a whore
<CyberGeek> redhook: A young blonde came home from school and was heard by her mother reciting her homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch--"
<arooni> and now that i've moved the client to a completely different network, i can still connect to my win xp pro box at home via the vpn, but i cannot access any of the folders/files i had set up to share on the vpn server, it says (network path not found)
<redhook> CyberGeek: supercalifragiliciou***pialadocious
<CyberGeek> redhook: You've ever hollered "Rock the house, Bubba!" during a piano recital.
<redhook> arooni: strange
<redhook> it should all showup when you browse the network
<arooni> redhook: i can see the folder names that i shared, but when i double click them , i get the 'network path not found' error
<redhook> could be a firewall issue
<arooni> redhook, even if i'm using the windows firewall and windows vpn?
<arooni> redhook, i thought they could talk to each other or smoething
<redhook> well if you're connected to the vpn it should work just like being on the lan
<redhook> I've never seen that issue
<arooni> redhook, i see... also when i connect to the vpn, my existing public wireless connection dies
<arooni> any idea why?
<redhook> when you connect to the vpn you're using the vpn servers internet connection
<arooni> redhook, is there a way of stopping that from happening?
<redhook> think so, look through the settings
<redhook> on the client
<arooni> redhook, do you have any other suggestions for allowing me to access files on the vpn server?
<redhook> just mess with it
<arooni> nice
<arooni> hah
<^_Lord_^> anyone have an Adobe Photoshop red eye filter?
<Shadowc4t> PSP10 includes one
<Shadowc4t> so I use that
<^_Lord_^> ah
<^_Lord_^> I am on CS2 (version 9?)
<hdu3> anyone here know how i would open a jpeg files made on a MAC computer on windows xp?
<Shadowc4t> PSP is paint shop pro
<hdu3> anyone know?
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