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<0> yo momma's so fat they use her as a 747 jet engine intake cover
<1> yo momma so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
<1> yo momma so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about her
<1> yo momma so hairy, when I took her to the zoo the gorillas went ape **** thinking I had stole one of their babies...
<1> yo momma so nasty I had cyber *** with her and she gave me a virus
<1> Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Super ***y Desktop SpaceBabe (http://www.oska.com/kahli.php?id=868372)...cheap, dirty and you can play with her for hours.........
<1> Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
<1> MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
<2> lol
<1> Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"
<1> Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
<1> Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
<1> yo momma so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
<1> me..."
<1> Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
<2> um, ok.. i think thats enough :;p



<1> yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder
<2> haha
<2> ok i lied
<2> carry on
<2> :D
<1> Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
<2> um, you're mcdonalds' are quick?
<1> !quick yole
<2> wish ours were
<1> ohh, didnt see the other one leave
<2> lol
<2> norty you!
<1> yo momma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
<1> yo momma so stupid she put a peep hole in a gl*** door
<2> heh
<1> yo momma like nascar - four rubbers and shes ready to ride.
<2> oh dude
<2> thats sick
<1> heh
<1> yo momma so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
<1> yo momma so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous
<1> yo momma is so slutty I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid
<1> yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
<3> how do i run a process in the background from the command prompt of windows xp?
<1> yo momma so fat she shoved a battery up her *** and yelled "I got the Power!"
<1> ?? service
<4> service == <not Defined>
<1> ?? services
<4> services == start > run > services.msc | See http://www.dead-eye.net/WinXP%20Services.htm | http://www.beemerworld.com/tips/servicesxp.htm | http://majorgeeks.com/page.php?id=12
<2> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/08/stone_software_pirates/
<2> lol
<2> wtf
<1> yo momma so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!
<3> how can i do something like this: command >logfile 2>&1 &
<3> from the command prompt?
<1> you should install cygwin
<1> ?? cygwin
<0> wtf?
<4> cygwin == Cygwin is a linux API for Win32. Get it at http://www.cygwin.com
<1> you'll get bash
<0> windows cmd doesn't understand the concept of &
<1> cmd is pretty dumb really
<3> is there any hope of running a process in the background then?
<1> install cygwin
<3> is cygwin free?
<1> yes
<3> i'll look into it, later, thanks
<0> I don't think you understand the windows process model
<0> the process you run in the foreground is the one that has windows focus
<1> yo momma so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals
<0> all other processes run in the background
<3> well, when i run a process, it's always in the foreground, when in command prompt. i'm trying to get that command into the background from that same command prompt
<1> yo momma like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts
<0> I already TOLD you ro1
<0> you apparently don't understand how the windows process model works
<1> yo momma like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers..
<0> everytime you run a gui process in cmd it spawns a new thread
<3> i don't know how the windows process model works. that's why i need a little help. :)
<0> as for batch scripts, no there's no way to background them
<0> open up another cmd session if it gets stuck



<3> i was hoping against that, because it seems so clumsy to do that. thanks.
<1> yo momma so ghetto she washes paper plates
<0> this isn't konsole /gnome-terminal
<1> like I said, install cygwin and you'll have bash
<3> will that handle all processes under windows?
<0> no
<3> i need a compelling reason to install cygwin, because it will take time.
<1> you dont have to install the whole thing
<1> you can install just bash if you want
<3> getting born again shell isn't enough of a reason
<1> well if you're trying to do things the *nix way its worth installing
<3> i am...
<1> yo momma such a bitch, she interned for Clinton
<3> i'm afraid of it being a memory hog, cygwin
<1> its not
<1> yo momma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money
<1> yo momma got more crack than Harlem
<3> the info on http://www.cygwin.com/ tells me i don't need cygwin for now, thanks for the tip though
<1> The Dept. of Justice went ahead and filed to dismiss the cl***-action wiretap/data-mine suit against AT&T, claiming it is protecting state secrets. - http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/004659.php
<1> We are willingly giving up freedom for safety, is that safe? Cameras are everywhere growing at an alarming rate, phone conversations are monitored, and personal information is gathered & linked to various data bases. "We're moving in the direction of having the government turn us into a society that's under constant surveillance"
<1> http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0513privacy-ON.html
<5> isn't that how nazi germany started out?
<1> Why Qwest Hung Up On NSA - http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/12/politics/main1616326.shtml
<1> Darryl: yes
<5> man.. it takes a long time to copy 100 songs to a phone
<5> worse thing is I have to do it all over again when it's finished
<1> roto too
<6> nice
<6> im hungry, make me a sandiwch
<3> yes?
<6> shut it
<3> ok
<7> hey everyone
<7> i have a vpn issue, can someone help me with this?
<1> ?? vpn
<4> vpn == Some stuff on setting up XP as VPN server is here http://www.windowsxpuser.com/features/tc-vpnsetup.shtml
<7> cybergeek: i have already set up the vpn on the server and the client, and when both computers were on the same network it worked great
<4> arooni: Anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container.
<1> dont talk to the bot, it'll give you stupid answers
<1> CyberGeek: you're a whore
<4> redhook: A young blonde came home from school and was heard by her mother reciting her homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch--"
<7> and now that i've moved the client to a completely different network, i can still connect to my win xp pro box at home via the vpn, but i cannot access any of the folders/files i had set up to share on the vpn server, it says (network path not found)
<1> CyberGeek: supercalifragiliciou***pialadocious
<4> redhook: You've ever hollered "Rock the house, Bubba!" during a piano recital.
<1> arooni: strange
<1> it should all showup when you browse the network
<7> redhook: i can see the folder names that i shared, but when i double click them , i get the 'network path not found' error
<1> could be a firewall issue
<7> redhook, even if i'm using the windows firewall and windows vpn?
<7> redhook, i thought they could talk to each other or smoething
<1> well if you're connected to the vpn it should work just like being on the lan
<1> I've never seen that issue
<7> redhook, i see... also when i connect to the vpn, my existing public wireless connection dies
<7> any idea why?
<1> when you connect to the vpn you're using the vpn servers internet connection
<7> redhook, is there a way of stopping that from happening?
<1> think so, look through the settings
<1> on the client
<7> redhook, do you have any other suggestions for allowing me to access files on the vpn server?
<1> just mess with it
<7> nice
<7> hah
<8> anyone have an Adobe Photoshop red eye filter?
<0> PSP10 includes one
<0> so I use that
<8> ah
<8> I am on CS2 (version 9?)
<9> anyone here know how i would open a jpeg files made on a MAC computer on windows xp?
<0> PSP is paint shop pro
<9> anyone know?


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